*****************THE HAMNET PLAYERS****************************
PCbeth Festival performance, 10th July 1994, 20:00 GMT - CAPTURE FILE
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
1: THE VAMP ....................
2: THE LAST-MINUTE CASTING ............
3: THE PERFORMANCE .............
4: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY
++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE VAMP +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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PCbeth -- An IBM clone of Macbeth
irc-play by Gayle Kidder
A PRODUCTION OF THE HAMNET PLAYERS
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<El_Ingles> :
<El_Ingles> :
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<El_Ingles> G'day mitch
<mitch2> Hi
<mitch2> is it now... 18:38 GMT?
<El_Ingles> Ahhh... hang on I'll get out me calculator
<El_Ingles> No, 14:38
<mitch2> Well, all I want to know is, is the play starting in twenty minutes.
<mitch2> or four hours and twenty minutes.
<El_Ingles> No, 4 hr 20 min
<mitch2> okay.
<El_Ingles> Have a kip...
<mitch2> too dangerous.
<mitch2> :)
<El_Ingles> Really hope you can be here
<mitch2> I will be
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<mitch2> by the way, is there a convention for the delivery of asides?
<mitch2> I had thought of doing a deliberately public msg, like so:
<El_Ingles> Sort of... <aside>
<mitch2> /msg El_Ingles This is my <aside>
<mitch2> that way you indicate the recipient of the aside.
<El_Ingles> Oh, I see...yes, OK
<mitch2> I think the extra space is a little unappealing however.
<mitch2> I might stick to
<mitch2> <aside to El_Ingles> Blah blah, blah blah blah.
<El_Ingles> I prefer that
<El_Ingles> Would you like an advance copy of the program?
<mitch2> The fact that nicks are displayed <like so> makes the <aside> comment
stand out less..
<mitch2> I suppose so.
<mitch2> Could you send it to ma042843@dingo.cc.uq.oz.au ?
<El_Ingles> You could do <aside> Bla bla
<El_Ingles> I was thinking to /DCC it
#hamnet mitch2 H ma042843@dingo.cc.uq.oz.au (3 Iain Clark)
#hamnet El_Ingles G@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
<mitch2> Haven't yet figured out how to /dcc properly
<mitch2> Or at least, to capturee /dcc'ed text
<mitch2> Is it very long?
<El_Ingles> now's the time to learn... ru on Unix?
<mitch2> Yes, running ircII.2.2.1.2 I think
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*** Subject: Re: Chapter 2 comments
<El_Ingles> OK, here we go...
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<El_Ingles> Now you enter /dcc get el_ingles
*kashka* hey there <Sun Jul 10 07:44>
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<El_Ingles> OK, you got iy. It'll be in your directory
<mitch2> okay
<El_Ingles> Easy, eh?
<mitch2> I'll have a look.. see you at curtain call..
<El_Ingles> OK mate
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-*.il- Note from kashka!radianl@birisc.cs.biu.ac.il /000d:00h:00m/ [D] simple
enough
*kashka* tada :)
-> *kashka* Hmm well I got it immediately...
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<Gazza> well well well
<Gazza> Hmmmm a touch lagged
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<El_Ingles> gday Gaz
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xantha
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<Gazza> Phew!
* Gazza had a panic attack then
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<Gazza> Ahhh
<_Gazza> aha
<Gazza> Hmmm
<_Gazza> Hmmmmmm ha
<Gazza> errrr
<_Gazza> hehehe
<_Gazza> hello slick
<slick> Hello Gazza. Play still on for today?
<_Gazza> slick: Indeed it is... see the topic for times.
<slick> So...That will be 3pm Eastern. OK, I'll be watching!
<_Gazza> Nice one...
<_Gazza> See you then.
<slick> Bye
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<Producer> Hi Gaz
<_Gazza> heyho EL
<Gazza> heyho from here too
<Producer> Got a beaut /who list for the knoock-knock joke?
<Gazza> I'm working on it...
<Producer> hehe
<_Gazza> SO am I
/who *
#hamnet _Gazza H gazza@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Guess who!)
#hamnet Gazza H ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (4
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Producer G@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
<_Gazza> Just checking my connections workk
<Producer> Oh, is _Gazza a telnet to mit?
<_Gazza> I had a bit of a heart stopper a moment ago.. I couldn't connect
anywhere
<_Gazza> It was as if Bath had been cut off from the world.
<Producer> We saw you in&out about 20 min ago
<_Gazza> Yep :)
<_Gazza> Then everything died.
<Producer> A geezer from Dublin will play the Doctor if he shows up..
<_Gazza> Good speed here.. Gazza gets this almost immediately I hit return.
<Gazza> Indeed I do.
<Gazza> And vice-versa
<Gazza> :)
<Gazza> Let's hope it stays like that
<Gazza> WHAT!
<Gazza> You mean I am to lose one of my parts?
<Producer> maybe...
* Gazza gets the autokick script prepared....
<Producer> Right now, Donalbain is open... some changes... I can dcc the
proggie now if you like
<Gazza> Okey dokey... do it to me
<_Gazza> not me
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<Gazza> Blimey half eight in the morning?
<Producer> yerp
<Producer> World Cup in 30 min
<Gazza> WHat are you doing up so early on a Sunday?
<Gazza> Ahh!
<Gazza> The other semis
<Gazza> I thought you might not have got to bed yet
<Producer> We need somebody to post scores during the performance
<Gazza> You realise we clash with the last quarter final.
<Gazza> I shall make sure the telly is on here
<Producer> Ha, no I flaked out early last night... rented a movie turned out
2b boring
<Gazza> What was it?
<Gazza> HAve you seen Withnail and I....
<Gazza> I could have sent you over a copy of Gazza IS MAcbeth :)
<Gazza> hehehe
<Gazza> That would have sent you to sleep straight away
<Gazza> Hmmmmm. Lots of @cg57.esnet.com peeps on board
<Producer> yes..
<Producer> esnet now has an announcement at logon
<Gazza> Hey...one thing.. My e-mail address isn't strictly correct on there.
<Gazza> :)
<Producer> should it be abgh?
<Gazza> It should really be G.Hunt@bath.ac.uk No need for the ss1 bit.
<Gazza> Just to be a stickler for details.
<Gazza> It will work though
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<Producer> Just in case I drop out..
<Gazza> Ok
<Gazza> have fun.
<Gazza> I'm off to do some work.
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*** Subject: Re: MUSIC/THEATRE
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<Producer> ello e92
*** Currently absent: alee drowmage galt gameover Gazza hidi
mcohan@cg57.esnet.com pupi sjacobson@delphi.com tba ualee xantha
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<Producer> :
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<Producer> ello Bed
<Producer> bye bye bed
*Bedivere* There is a play going on today, isn't there? <Sun Jul 10 09:03>
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-> *bedivere* yes, it starts in 3 hours.
-> *bedivere* we hope you can be here to see it & maybe even take a role
*Bedivere* Right, I thought it wasn't for some time. What one are you doing
again? <Sun Jul 10 09:05>
-> *bedivere* PCbeth
-> *bedivere* Maybe getting it right this time ;-)
*Bedivere* OK, I plant to stop by and watch the play. <Sun Jul 10 09:06>
*Bedivere* plan, that is. <Sun Jul 10 09:06>
-> *bedivere* Fine. cul
*Aillas* hi! when does the play start? <Sun Jul 10 09:06>
*Bedivere* You've tried this play before and it didn't work out too well? <Sun
Jul 10 09:06>
-> *aillas* In 3 hours
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*Aillas* uhoh i thought 19:00 gmt *wonder* <Sun Jul 10 09:07>
-> *bedivere* we did the text correctly but it's supposed to have accompanying
jpegs & that part was bad
-> *aillas* It will be 19:00 GMT by then, surely
*Bedivere* That sounds pretty cool. I suppose there is a way to view images
while online then? <Sun Jul 10 09:08>
-> *bedivere* that depends on your sys. Need win or X-win
-> *bedivere* If not, just receiving them at the right time is what we aim
for, even if u have to view them later
*Bedivere* Well, I guess I can't then. I'm on a VAX/VMS. <Sun Jul 10 09:09>
-> *bedivere* Oh, poor you. You can't even receive them, then. No DCC
*Bedivere* Actually, I do have a DCC command, but I think it's screwed up.
<Sun Jul 10 09:10>
-> *bedivere* that would be highly unusual for a VAX (to have one I mean, not
unusual for VAX 2b screwed up ;-)
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*Bedivere* Well, the command is here, but when I've tried it, it never seems
to work right. <Sun Jul 10 09:11>
-> *bedivere* Hehe tell me about it! I wrestled with a Delphi account for a
while & gave up
*Bedivere* Unfortunately, these are the only accounts that everyone at school
can get. <Sun Jul 10 09:12>
*Bedivere* We are allowed to have Unix accounts when we take the programming
in Unix course, but there probably won't be enough space to run IRC from it.
<Sun Jul 10 09:13>
*** From: Susan Jacobson <SJACOBSON@DELPHI.COM>
*** Subject: Re: animation
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-> *bedivere* what college is thast??
*Bedivere* Villanova University, near Philadelphia, PA. <Sun Jul 10 09:14>
-> *bedivere* Aha. The First Witch in PCbeth is from Philadel
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<Producer> :
<Producer> :
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<Producer> Hi steve
<gronk> Morning Stu... Everything all set for curtain call?
<Producer> One role open...
<Producer> The net seems to be behaving very well SO FAR
<gronk> Ah, the producers worst nightmare. :-(
<Producer> Hey, when we first started this biz...
<gronk> Thing's are running pretty smooth this morning on the net.
<Producer> ...we used to try and cast the whole play on the day!
<gronk> hehehehehe That should make for quite a madhouse!
<Producer> An australian actor checked in 4 hrs early.. confused about time!
<Producer> Oh, the first Hamnet was insane. We learnt rapidly...
<gronk> Now Stu, it was pre-performance jitters. :-)
<Producer> heh
<Producer> Max is going to display the sets today & also operate the "jpeg
buffet"
<Producer> ... serve-yrself illustrations
<gronk> Sounds good..... Look forward to watching the performance! Ok, I'll be
'lurking' on #hamnet Stu, so if you need something, send a /msg over, and
it'll beep the terminal here.
<Producer> Roger
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<Gazza> Ouch.
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-> *gazza* no score yet...
*** Gazza is away: working and world cup watching
*Gazza* I bet that hurt though! <Sun Jul 10 09:39>
-> *gazza* "gronk" is my sysadmin
*Gazza* Right in the grocks. Ouch. <Sun Jul 10 09:39>
*Gazza* Should be Bulgaria 2 Krauts 1 by the look of things <Sun Jul 10 09:40>
* gronk IS AWAY (Backstage lurking)
* gronk IS BACK
* gronk IS AWAY (Backstage lurking)
<Gazza> Trying to get in with the cast eh gronk?
<Producer> heh
<Producer> Mexican commentators going *nuts* again... this is great
<Producer> Klinsman really fucked up there..
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<jones> Anyone here?
<Gazza> The Bulgarians are too slow on the break.
<Gazza> No jones, we are all somewhere else
<jones> Then I must be in the right place.
<Gazza> You come for the play?
<jones> Yes
<jones> Is it over?
<Gazza> It's not due to start for another two hours yet.
<Producer> ello jones
<Producer> welcome
<jones> Ahh, I'll come back. Reserve me a seat. <G>
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<jones> Hello Pro{.
<jones> Prod.
<Producer> heh
<Producer> we're all watching World Cup here
<jones> Isn't everyone? Where are you guys?
<Gazza> Stoichkov looks just like one of th electurers in the School of MAths
here :)
<Producer> <----------- San Diego
<Gazza> <-England
<jones> <--Toronto
<Producer> Totonot, ah great
<Gazza> Half time
<Producer> oops
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*** Subject: Re: animation
<Gazza> heheh
<Producer> The cast of the play comes from US, UK, Oz, Canada, Israel,
Ireland..
<Gazza> Eire.
<Gazza> If you mean Eire.
<Producer> jones would you like an advance copy of the proggie?
<Gazza> Otherwise it is covered in UK :)
<Producer> true, true
<jones> Sure, Prod.
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<Gazza> Time for some work....
<Gazza> see you in a mo.
<jones> Bye Gaz.
<Producer> jones:you have to pick it up with /DCC GET Producer
<Gazza> David 'slug' Mellor on the Telly.
<jones> ok hold ony/6
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<Producer> got it
/who #gb
#gb Mrs_Haqa H ~louiz@tlspu.demon.co.uk (4 Bibliovorus)
#gb jrg H@ jgrinter@sg1.cc.ic.ac.uk (4 james r grinter)
#gb Lorry H@ ~Michael@formast.lut.ac.uk (5 The blood is the life)
#gb sean H@ fayec@sg1.cc.ic.ac.uk (4 Miss F. Smith)
<Gazza> Hey Prod.. have you sorted out a little bot that could send programmes
and jpegs to people?
<Producer> Gaz:yep, a guy called Loof is going to operate the "jpeg buffet"
<Gazza> Excellent :)
<Gazza> No new piccies though?
<Producer> That's part of the point of today's exercise... since we failed at
that last time
<Gazza> failed miserably if you ask me.
<Producer> No, no new pix... that creates expense alas
<Gazza> A complete disaster
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<Producer> oh shut up
<Producer> ello haqas
<jones> Prod, r u the one who emailed me about CyberStage?
<Gazza> Talk to me like that and I'll walk out.
<Gazza> I'm a professional you know.
<Producer> jones:Er... possibly but yr address doesn't ring a bell
<jones> I'm also on Compuserve
<Producer> You Haqas going to be here for the play???
<Gazza> Gosh. Damon Hill won the British Grad Prix.
<Producer> we don't usually call this CyberStage... not a bad apellation tho
<Mrs_Haqa> yes, we're here for the play..
<Gazza> Only because Schumacher cheated though.
<jones> No, you don't know what I mean, Prod.
<Gazza> Hmmm. I'm not too keen on that word... Cyber
<Producer> The role of Donalbain (3 lines) is open...
<jones> CyberStage is the name of my magazine about art an{ technology.
<jones> Someone emailed me about this performance.
<Gazza> Makes it sound like we're a load of Computer geeks.
<Producer> jones:Ah, OK..
<Gazza> Oh right.
<Producer> jones:yes it was prolly me
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<Producer> welcome sla
<Gazza> I am going to do some work.
<jones> Gazza, I agree with your opinion about "cyber"...
<Sla> hi :)
<jones> Hi sla
<Gazza> Cor.. getting full now. I'd better go backstage.
<Producer> sla from Llubljana
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<Sla> yes :)
<Sla> ljubljana :)
<Producer> sla the role of Donalbain (3 lines) is available if u would like to
b an actor today
<jones> Okay folks, I'll check in closer to performance time.
*Cheryl* which was the 1st preferred server? you told me that copper was
2nd choice <Sun Jul 10 10:01>
<jones> Thanks for the the prog Prod.
-> *cheryl* irc-2.mit.edu
* Gazza shouts from backstage ... (Donalbain is a wimp)
<Mrs_Haqa> no thank you, I'd just like to watch...
*Cheryl* okay <Sun Jul 10 10:01>
<Sla> sorry.. I just came to see...
<Producer> sla:no problem you are very welcome
<jones> Cyall later on.
<Gazza> bye jones.
<Sla> nice :)
<Producer> Curtain up in 2 hours
<jones> gotcha
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<Haqa> 2 Hours?
<Producer> Sla:Kazaliste dva horas
<Mrs_Haqa> oh, but 1900 gmt is now...
<Gazza> No it isn't
<Gazza> It's 17:00 GMT now.
<Mrs_Haqa> no, sorry, you're right, see you later..
<Sla> producer: I didn't understans...
<Gazza> 7 and 9 :)
<Producer> sla I am trying to show off my limited serbo-croat although I know
it is not the same as Slovenian
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<Sla> ok :)
<Gazza> OOOOOOOoooo split
<Producer> spliiiiiit
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<Producer> There goes gronk....
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<Gazza> hare comes gronk
<Gazza> STOP IT.
* Gazza has gone to do some work.
<Producer> sla:Theatre in S-C is kazaliste. What in Slovenian?
<Sla> producer: gledalisce :)
<Producer> Hmmmm interesting word
<Sla> :)
*Cheryl* when should Scene show up on #hamnet? <Sun Jul 10 10:06>
-> *cheryl* 20 min before curtain at the latest
-> *cheryl* do you want a program to read?
*Cheryl* I think I am about ready, only have to go to computer lab <Sun Jul 10
10:06>
*Cheryl* sure <Sun Jul 10 10:06>
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*Cheryl* ta <Sun Jul 10 10:07>
-> *jrg* are you planning to come to PCbeth?
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*jrg* well, i might drop by. *but* i gather i'm going to be dragged off to the
pub in a bit. <Sun Jul 10 10:08>
-> *jrg* after the game, no doubt
*jrg* we're in the office, right now. <Sun Jul 10 10:08>
-> *jrg* I want to hurry it up so we don't miss the whole of game 2
<Gazza> Penalty
*jrg* you're not on #soccer... <Sun Jul 10 10:09>
<Gazza> Dive or what?
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<Gazza> Booooooooooooooooooo Bulgaria 0 Germany 1
<whoops> When's 19:00 GMT in CET? 20:00 or 21:00 ?
<Producer> hi whoops
<Producer> whoops:performance in just under 2 hrs
<whoops> hi..
<Mrs_Haqa> brb
<whoops> oki.. 21:00 CET, then... wll, be back then :)
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<Producer> Gazza do you know what CET is in relation to GMT?
<Producer> never mind..
<Gazza> No idea.
<Producer> OK, we know now
<Gazza> I think CET is GMT+2
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<Producer> gaz ur correct
<Gazza> Send him off
<Gazza> or BST +1
<Gazza> BSE
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-> *jrg* it's fabulous watching footie on Mexican TV... they go totally
nits...
-> *jrg* er, nuts even
*jrg* hehehe <Sun Jul 10 10:16>
* Producer is now officially predicting final score 2-0 Germany
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<Gazza> I hope not.
<Gazza> He looks out cold.
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#Soccer indy H@ indy@omni.voicenet.com (0 Alexander Gondora)
#Soccer Adonis H irc@RED-DWARF.CIT.CORNELL.EDU (3 TheShizit Villarreal
- pfv1@cornell.edu)
#Soccer chinch H chinch@NOATUN.CS.CORNELL.EDU (7 Shirish Chinchalkar)
#Soccer Pogo H s2383224@techst02.technion.ac.il (6 PogoMan)
#Soccer Ajeet H verma@venus.ee.odu.edu (5 VIPER)
#Soccer mouli H mouli@earth.cs.utexas.edu (2 Chandramouli Nagarajan)
#Soccer jetset H jetset@slip54.DialUp.McGill.CA (8 Jer the Munificent)
#Soccer Darek H ~darek@fpa.ee.ufl.edu (6 Darek Czarkowski)
#Soccer Henri H@ hesederh@freenet.hut.fi (6 Henri Sederholm)
#Soccer Hagi H mbaker@enterprise.powerup.com.au (3 Mark Baker)
#Soccer bigears H bigears@nudge.io.org (7 Zaphod Beeblebrox)
#Soccer nhchowdh G nhchowdh@lincoln.ecn.uoknor.edu (3 Nasim Hasan
Chowdhury)
#Soccer srinivas H srini@golay.comm.toronto.edu (8 Srinivas Kandala)
#Soccer _ankh G@ ankh@rac4.wam.umd.edu (3 Symbol of Life)
#Soccer Krueger H ~a09i@alf.zfn.uni-bremen.de (5 :-)
#Soccer Rod H rlopez@nextdch.mty.itesm.mx (0 Rodrigo Lopez)
#Soccer Soccer H@ Soccer@morra.et.tudelft.nl (3 /msg Soccer !help)
#Soccer ott H ott@worf.toppoint.de (4 most wanted)
#Soccer anyone H@ leyth@blaze_f.seas.smu.edu (2 just call me any...)
>#soccer> after the game why not relax in the irc theatre, #hamnet
*** #soccer Cannot send to channel
<Producer> poo
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<Lance> opocorn anyone?
<Lance> (ops)
<Lance> oops even
<Lance> sheesh!
<Producer> ey Lance
<Producer> welcome
<Lance> hi el!
<Producer> lance you ought to get a proggie... there's an in-joke to amuse you
in it
*** Sent DCC SEND request to lance
* Lance looks for a good seat
*** Signoff by galt detected
<Lance> no dcc get here, sorry :(
<Producer> lance oh bloody shame
<Lance> C will ftp it to me, no prob :)
/dcc close send lance
*** DCC send:<any> to lance closed
-> *lance* well the in-joke is "BoPeep's pants by lsb"
-> *lance* fnarr, fnarr
*** Signon by galt detected
<Producer> Lance the role of Donalbain (3 lines) is open
*Lance* hehe, does she know? <Sun Jul 10 10:33>
<Lance> ah!
-> *lance* I dcc'd her the prog 10 mins ago
<Lance> a chance to shine!
*** cheryl: No such nick/channel
<Lance> how long have i got to prepare?
<Producer> lance 1.5 hrs
<Lance> hmmm... i think i can nmake it :)
<Producer> it's only 3 lines fer chrissake
<Producer> here come the lines then
/query lance
*** Starting conversation with lance
<Lance> what's my motivation?
<Producer> Yeah, zup? [67]
<Producer> Gawd, who dunnit? [71]
<Producer> I'll go this way, you go that way. [75]
/query
*** Ending conversation with lance
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<Producer> welcome Bo
<BoPeep> greetings
<BoPeep> I must fetch the jittery Scene
<Producer> lance just accepted the role of Donalbain
<BoPeep> brb
<BoPeep> great
<Lance> got 'em, chewers.
* BoPeep hugs Lance (for fun, too)
<Producer> lance you know the drill right?
<Producer> :
<Producer> :
<Producer> Enter the speech, I pray you, as I e-mailed it to you,
<Producer> trippingly on the kybd
<Producer> but if you screw it up, as many of our Unix users do,
<Producer> I had as lief the town-crier used my aliases
<Producer> Nor do not flame the chan too much with your attributes, thus,
<Producer> but use all gently
<Producer> for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind
<Producer> of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that
<Producer> may give irc smoothness.
<Producer> :
<Producer> :
* Lance gropes Bopeep (but not in public, that would be cruel)
<BoPeep> heh
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<Gazza> Oooooooooooooooooo
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*** Signoff: Gazza (irc.ethz.ch *.Univ-Lyon1.FR)
<Scene> oh dear, Peep is stuck
<Lance> lol! wonderful!
*Lance* Bulgaria scored! <Sun Jul 10 10:37>
* Scene wonders if she is lagged
<Producer> Oh well, just as I thought my prediction was perfect..
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<BoPeep> Scene could stand to have some ops
*** Mode change "+v BoPeep" on channel #hamnet by Producer
*** Mode change "+v Lance" on channel #hamnet by Producer
*** Lance is nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (avalon.demon.co.uk)
*** on channels: +#hamnet
*** on irc via server dismayl.demon.co.uk (Demon Internet, London, England)
<Gazza> Come on Bulgaria.......!
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<Producer> welcome homes
<Holmes> Hi!
<Producer> welcome wilf
<Gazza> YES!
<Gazza> 2-1
<Gazza> 2-1
<Gazza> 2-1
<Gazza> Bulgaria
<Gazza> ra!ra!ra!
<Producer> 2-2
<Producer> 2-2
<Producer> 2-2
<BoPeep> well, this makes a lovely log
<Holmes> hehe
<Producer> 2-1
<Producer> 2-1
<Lance> Go Bulgaria!
<Producer> 2-1
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<Producer> What a BEAUT goal!
<Producer> Hi cubby
<Producer> welcome
<_gazza> 2 brilliant goals fro mBulgaria
<BoPeep> it's okay, Lance, I set log off
*** Mode change "+v cubby" on channel #hamnet by Producer
* BoPeep coughs politely...what about Scene?
<Producer> Cubby is the star of the show, folks
<Producer> Bo you are +v already dear
<Gazza> Hmmm.
<Lance> hiya cubby, gave up on the bond movies then?
* Gazza looks at cubby with dagger eyes
<Scene> and Scene is too?
<Producer> oh sorry
<Mrs_Haqa> back
<Scene> uh huh
*** Mode change "+v Scene" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<Scene> ta
<Gazza> So. You're the one who has stolen my role
<BoPeep> I just hate it when Scene has to fortify herself before a performance
<Producer> heh
<cubby> greetings, all
<Lance> *hic* lovvies, darlings!...*burp*
<Gazza> I'm not bitter though.
* Scene rummages around in the paper bag she brought
<Holmes> Umm, what time is 19:00 GMT in EDT? Is that +5 or +6?
<Producer> cubby: hope you have all the lines pre-stored... that's a lotta
typing
<BoPeep> Scene, put those bottles awaya
<cubby> Where's my dressing room?
<Producer> holmes it's 3 pm EDT
<Gazza> cubby: Join me in #greenroom
<Scene> Bo, leave me alone...let's see, what have we here?
*** Signoff by galt detected
<Producer> cubby /join #greenroom
<Holmes> Producer: Thanks.
<Scene> Lance, would you like a little domestic Muse in a Bottle?
<Lance> sterno! i need more sterno!
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*** Users on #greenroom: Producer @Gazza
<Gazza:#hamnet> I've tipped MacDuff a few quid to stab you for real.. heheheh
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<Gazza> Welcome
<Lance:#hamnet> yum!
* Scene:#hamnet keeps the Mise en Bouteille for herself
*** Mode change "+o Producer" on channel #greenroom by Gazza
*** You are now talking to channel #hamnet
<cubby:#greenroom> Hi ho!
<Scene> the imported stuff is better, you know
* Gazza:#greenroom gives cubby a quick punch in the kidneys.
<cubby:#greenroom> Ooof!
<Gazza:#greenroom> Serves you right.. Bloomin coming in here as if you own the
place!
-> *cubby* seriously, have you pre-stored or aliased the lines?
<Gazza:#greenroom> It's *MY* part you've got this evening, so just make sure
you do a good job, OK?
-> *cubby* don't mind the over-exuberant gazza
<cubby:#greenroom> Actually, no. Should I do that between now and noon?
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*Lance* i wait until [65] then do my first line? is that how it goes? <Sun Jul
10 10:46>
-> *cubby* I can dcc you a complete alias file if you like
<cubby:#greenroom> Sure
*Lance* (just thought i'd worry you) <Sun Jul 10 10:47>
*** Sent DCC SEND request to cubby
-> *lance* no, Malcolm's [66] is your cue for [67]
<Producer> Yeah, zup? [67]
<Producer> Gawd, who dunnit? [71]
<Producer> I'll go this way, you go that way. [75]
*** DCC SEND connection to cubby[142.231.37.1,3770] established
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/pcb.alias to cubby completed 0.6868 kb/sec
*Lance* got it :) <Sun Jul 10 10:48>
<Gazza> ?
-> *cubby* OK, if you /LOAD that each line comes up by number
<Scene> *hic* another swig from the old bouteille and I'll be ready
*** _gazza is now known as _Gazza
<Gazza> Oi.. no drinking before the show ok?
-> *cubby* for example /11 displays line 11 etc...
<Gazza:#greenroom> cubby...
<cubby:#greenroom> Beauty ... thanks!
<Scene> er, too late now, Gazza, it's mise en scene now
<Producer> drinking is encouraged
<Scene> *hic*
<Gazza:#greenroom> I think you ought to be on both #greenroom and #hamnet
<cubby:#greenroom> Why's that
<Gazza> Hmmmm
<Gazza> Not very professional is it?
<Gazza:#greenroom> SO you can see what's going on
* Scene drinks more, cuz no one gets her pun
-> *cubby* but that file is played absolutely straight...
<Lance> brb, just gonna check my aliases.
<Scene> *sniff* *hic*
<Gazza> What pun was that then?
<Gazza:#greenroom> Do you know how?
-> *cubby* you can edit in some personal "interpretation" by all means
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<cubby:#greenroom> Its a bit early still, no? I still want to make some
breakfast!
-> *cubby* you've got 40 min
<Gazza:#greenroom> Breakfast? At 7pm?
<Gazza> mise en scene... I think I miss the point of that.
* Producer gets it
<Scene> ta, Angles
<cubby:#greenroom> Just watch the soccer game, Gazza.
<Gazza> Oh I see.
<Gazza:#greenroom> football :)
* Scene stomps off to the corner to swill the rest of the bottle
<Producer> BoPeep considering gazza fancies himself as a wine guru that's
pretty poor
<BoPeep> It's so embarrassing when Scene acts up like this
<Gazza> mise en scene... Not very wine like isa it?
<cubby:#greenroom> The Seattle Seahawks play football - Chelsea plays SOCCER
;)
<Gazza:#greenroom> Watch it or I'll kick you. Who invented the game?
<BoPeep> Gazza, I think you missed the domestic brand...Muse in a bottle
<Gazza:#greenroom> Actually Chelsea don't play anything, they're crap.
<cubby:#greenroom> Whatch yer kickin'
<BoPeep> and no, it's not very wine like...but it's all Scene could afford (in
quantity)
<cubby:#greenroom> Chelsea rocks!
<Producer> looks like curtains for Germany
<Gazza> I hope so.
<Gazza:#greenroom> Chelsea buns
<Gazza:#greenroom> Chelsea Pensioners
<Gazza:#greenroom> Chelsea Flower show
<Gazza:#greenroom> but never heard of Chelsea rocks before
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<Gazza> YAY!
<Gazza> Thats it!
<Gazza> hooooooooooorah!
<do-re-MI> Hi all...just managed to get my lines onto the Unix...
<cubby:#greenroom> There excellent - little tiny rocks.
<Gazza:#greenroom> Germany are out!
<Gazza:#greenroom> Its all over
<Producer> welcome Brenda
<Gazza> well done do-re-mi
<do-re-MI> Bad lag though...will log on again to try for better
connection...after I check if my lines work...
<do-re-MI> Thanks, producer!!
<Gazza> I suppose I'd better sort mine out soon hadn't I.
<do-re-MI> ok, going to try my lines....
<Gazza> If I can find them.
<Producer> Brenda try server mirc-2.mit.edu
<cubby:#greenroom> They shall all perish at the hands of gli Azurri
<do-re-MI> Lady_M's palace redo is really TOO MUCH. Pampas grass and
peacock feathers
<do-re-MI> - a bit tacky for a palace, don't you think? The Italian floor
tiles
<do-re-MI> aren't bad, but wall-to-wall carpenting would have made more
sense in this
<do-re-MI> freezing climate. [89]
* Scene may have bad puns, but at least her lines are ready
<do-re-MI> And mead! Certainly they could come up with a decent burgundy to go
with
<do-re-MI> the boar's head. Nobody serves mead these days. [93]
<Gazza> Look here scene, I am a professional.
* Scene looks there....she doesn't see anything so hot
<Gazza> PLease please, can we not have line rehearsals in the auditorium?
-> *gazza* lay off him
<do-re-MI> Well I never...NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!!! [106]
* Gazza:#greenroom pisses himself laughing
*Gazza* Que? <Sun Jul 10 10:57>
<Scene> we'll just see who's the professional one here..... *hic*
-> *gazza* you may be going a teeny bit over the top with cubby\
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<tsam> hello :)
<Producer> welcome tsam
*Gazza* Ok. I'l be gentle <Sun Jul 10 10:57>
<do-re-MI> ok... lines are fine :))))) but need better connection;
producer: saw your advice...how do I change serversr? Oh here/s tsam--she'll
help me...
*** Mode change "+v tsam" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<Gazza:#greenroom> SO.. what brings you into the wolrd of irc?
*** You are no longer marked as being away
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<cubby:#greenroom> Hate to break this gripping exchange, but my eggs are
getting cold. Viva l'Italia.
*** Signoff: cubby (Leaving)
<Producer> welcome tlf
<Producer> tlr
<TLR> Thank you.
<Producer> tsam change your nick to Usher please
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<Producer> ONE HOUR CALL
<do-re-MI> tsam: El Ingles says we should switch servers--to
mirc-2.mit.edu....how do we do that???
<Gazza> poldi: I shall nothing about the football, OK?
<Scene> we have a whole hour to wait?
<Producer> welcome poldi... sorry about the result
*** Signoff: tsam (Error 0)
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<Producer> scene yes but it will fly by
<poldi> Gaza, Producer: No problem with that
<Scene> not with this whining Gazza around
<Producer> great match though
*** Gazza has changed the topic on channel #greenroom to Don't mention the
football.
<Producer> heh
<poldi> Producer Bad luck
<Gazza> At least I'm not wine-ing.
<Gazza> ANd getting off my trolley
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-> *do-re-mi* actors are joining #greenroom as wqell as #hamnet
<Scene> it could only make an improvement, Gazza
<Producer> welcome kay!!!
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<tsam> hi again :)
*** Mode change "+v kay" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<kay> thank you didn't think I could make it
<Producer> kay is 2witch
<do-re-MI> tsam, what happened...shall we switch servers now?
<Producer> tsam change yr nick to Usher please
<poldi> Shit I must leave and go to dinner
*** Signoff: tsam (Error 0)
<do-re-MI> hi 2witch
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<kay> hi do-re
<do-re-MI> leaving to find tsam..she just got knocked off; I'll go find her
and maybe we
<do-re-MI> ll switch servers.
<Producer> kay actors are joingin #greenroom as well as #hamnet
<Gazza> What time is the Romania Sweden game?
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<tsam> hi :)
<do-re-MI> hi kay..... tsam, what's going on????
<Producer> gaz 12:30 my time
<tsam> what shall we do ?
<tsam> i was thrown off twice :(
<Producer> we'd better crack this script along, lads
<Producer> to change servers, /server irc-2.mit.edu
<tsam> another server won't help here do
<Gazza> AN hour and ahalf then
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*** Signoff: do-re-MI (disuns2.epfl.ch *.Univ-Lyon1.FR)
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<Producer> tsam ur
<_Gazza> Oh dear
<_Gazza> a bit of a splittette
<Producer> Don't worry
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*** Mode change "+o Gazza" on channel #hamnet by CISMhp.Univ-Lyon1.FR
/who #hamnet
#hamnet tsam H ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 call me Curdley..
;))
#hamnet do-re-MI H ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 brenda danet)
#hamnet Mrs_Haqa H ~louiz@tlspu.demon.co.uk (4 Bibliovorus)
#hamnet Gazza H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (4
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet kay H+ ~kay@netcom7.netcom.com (3 Karen Heyman)
#hamnet Wicke H e93_maw@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Mats Wicksell)
#hamnet TLR H e92_dak@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Daniel Kahlin)
#hamnet _Gazza G gazza@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Guess who!)
#hamnet Scene H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet BoPeep H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet gronk H@ ~Steve@spook.esnet.com (3 irc.colorado.EDU)
#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
<tsam> ok - we can try
<_Gazza> here they come
<do-re-MI> meet you in talk; you can tell me what to do. ok?
<tsam> just type /server
<Producer> tsam change yr nick to Usher please
<tsam> and the address supplied
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<tsam> from irc
<tsam> ok ?
<Porter> 'Ere.. whose got me beer?
*** Mode change "+v Porter" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<Porter> Hic
*** Mode change "+o Porter" on channel #hamnet by Gazza
<do-re-MI> no good; got message "unable to connect"
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<Producer> welcome athanor
*** Signoff: tsam (Error 0)
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*** Signoff: do-re-MI (irc.ethz.ch *.Univ-Lyon1.FR)
*** Signoff: Mrs_Haqa (irc.ethz.ch *.Univ-Lyon1.FR)
*** Signoff: Gazza (irc.ethz.ch *.Univ-Lyon1.FR)
<Athanor> Thanx. Glad to be here. Looking forward to it! 8)
<Producer> tsam change your nick to Usher pls
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<tsam> hi again :)
<_Gazza> Oh dear. Looks like we may have a splitt problem tonight
<kay> tried changing to 2Witch got "bad nickname"
<BoPeep> hey Haqa
<Haqa> hi bo
<Producer> kay try witch2
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<Producer> Oh... _2Witch
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*** Mode change "+oo Porter Gazza" on channel #hamnet by CISMhp.Univ-Lyon1.FR
*** Mode change "+v Porter" on channel #hamnet by CISMhp.Univ-Lyon1.FR
*** kay is now known as witch2
<_Gazza> Well I am going to do a tadge of work .. back in about 20 mins
*** Signoff: do-re-MI (CISMhp.Univ-Lyon1.FR *.il)
<Producer> Usher hand out programs please.. I have done some already
*** witch2 is now known as _2Witch
*** Signoff: Usher (Error 0)
<Producer> kay.. whatever...no, I prefer witch2 actually
<Producer> sorry
*** _2Witch is now known as witch2
<Producer> easier for msging
*** Signon by drowmage detected
<witch2> hello again, you're quite right
/who #greenroom
#greenroom Gazza H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#greenroom Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
<Producer> witch2 actors are in #greenroom as well as #hamnet
<witch2> tried to use exec had help from a friend who knows unix, but could
only get it to work for the first line
<Producer> witch2 alias might work better
*** Signoff by drowmage detected
<witch2> thank you will try greenroom soon
<Producer> witch2 talk to Bopeep, she was forced to use VAX last time & hated
it
<witch2> tried that too, I think I'm in over my head on unix, hope typing in
real time will be okay
<Producer> Oh sure, it's fine
<BoPeep> ack, Delphi/Vax SUX
<witch2> thank you, appreciate it
<witch2> any pointers for new actors?
<BoPeep> just don't hit backspace
<BoPeep> if you are on Delphi
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-> *witch2* try /alias 7 Sure, help yrself... etc.
<witch2> amen :)
<Producer> heh
-> *witch2* if it works, /7 will then display the whole line
<Producer> welcome cliven
<Clive2> Hi
*witch2* I'm going off for a bit to test this
*** Mode change "+v Clive2" on channel #hamnet by Producer
/who #hamnet
#hamnet Clive2 H+ ch@surreal.dircon.co.uk (6 Rebel Without A Brain)
#hamnet Porter G@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Mrs_Haqa H ~louiz@tlspu.demon.co.uk (7 Bibliovorus)
#hamnet Gazza H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Haqa H adrian@tlspu.demon.co.uk (5 The masked man)
#hamnet Athanor G irc14146@andromeda.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (3 The Global
Village Idiot)
#hamnet witch2 H+ ~kay@netcom7.netcom.com (3 Karen Heyman)
#hamnet Wicke H e93_maw@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Mats Wicksell)
#hamnet TLR H e92_dak@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Daniel Kahlin)
#hamnet _Gazza G gazza@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Guess who!)
#hamnet Scene H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet BoPeep H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet gronk H@ ~Steve@spook.esnet.com (3 irc.colorado.EDU)
#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
<Producer> welcome wicke
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<Producer> ....only just noticed you
*** Clive2 is now known as King
<Producer> welcome to the irc gledalisce
*** From: yesowitc@kei.com (M. D. Yesowitch)
*** Subject: Re: this whole port 194 thing.. please read
<Producer> good word, that
<Producer> clive did u watch the match?
<King> Cos I'm playing the KIng
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<Wicke> hello, when is the show starting?
<Producer> wicke in 45 min
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<King> Nah I don't like soccer
<Usher> hi :)
<Usher> before i get thhrown off again ... :)
<Producer> usher, offer wicke a prog pls
<Usher> ok
<Producer> Usher- got yr audio effects lines up?
<Producer> s/s/d
<Usher> yes :)
<Producer> :-)
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<King> Oh audio this time?
<King> How do we do that?
<SoundSrv>
<SoundSrv> << ** An announcement ** >>
<SoundSrv> Sound-bits pertaining to the show will be offered
<SoundSrv> to ppl with sound-capable equipment
<SoundSrv> (i.e. with sound-cards installed).
<SoundSrv> Let us know beforehand and we'll /query you
<SoundSrv> with the details, and send them after the show.
<SoundSrv> do u like it ?
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<Producer> yep. Fine
<King> Ah I have a soundcard
<SoundSrv> good king :)
<SoundSrv> :)
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<Producer> very good
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<do-re-MI> cute nick, SoundSrv/Usher
<Usher> no results from thedcc session....
<Gazza> Sound?
<Usher> thanx :)
<Gazza> What spound?
<Gazza> sound even?
<Usher> yes :)
<Usher> sound files
<Producer> gazza audio from Jerusalem
<_Gazza> Of what?
<Usher> sounds related to the play
<Usher> a Scream
<Usher> :)
<Producer> today's enhancement
<Usher> a bubbling cauldron
<Gazza> Cor...
<Gazza> How many of them?
<Usher> etc.
<Usher> ..
<Producer> Hmmmmm no stage manager yet..
<Gazza> ANd can I have a listen please?
<Usher> 3
<Gazza> What format? au?
<Usher> i didin't have enough space in my account for more
<Producer> heh
<Usher> ..wav and .au
<Usher> :)
<Usher> what shall i do with this lag .... :(
* BoPeep shoots the lag
<Gazza> COr... DCC me over the .wav could you? before we start?
<Producer> Ush:it's acceptable
<Usher> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ow-ooh!
<_Gazza> Oh dear there is a bit of lag isn't there
<do-re-MI> hahaha
<Usher> ok gazza
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<Gazza> Next
<Producer> re, bedivere
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<Usher> did wicke receive theprogram yet ?
<Usher> gazza more ???? :)
<Gazza> yep
<witch2> /msg Producer is there a way to do descriptions of one's character
as one would do in a Mud? once again I'm probably in over my head, I do as my
friend kept insisting last night, need to learn unix (sigh)
<Dronak> Hello all!
<witch2> hello
<Wicke> How do i do to recieve the program? I'm new at this
<do-re-MI> hi dronak
<Producer> witch2 no not like a MUD
<do-re-MI> ask the usher for a copy
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<Usher> i just sent it to you wicke ...
<Producer> witch2 you can do /SET USER_INFO bla bla bla
<Gazza> Next
<Dronak> We have programs, too?
<Wicke> usher, by mail or what?
<do-re-MI> plenty to go around... :)
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* Gazza waits for the last sound
<Producer> sending to dronak....
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<do-re-MI>
<Usher> i just did it
<Producer> welcome inigo
<witch2> thank you
<Producer> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
<Producer> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
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<Gazza> Yep
<Inigo> hello
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/pcbeth.program to dronak completed 0.5357 kb/sec
<Inigo> A
<Producer> OK
<witch2> p
<Dronak> A
<Gazza> P
<poldi> A
<Wicke> A
<BoPeep> A
<King> p
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*** on channels: #hamnet
*** on irc via server dewey.cc.utexas.edu (UT's "I Repeat Class" server)
<TLR> a
<_Gazza> P
<Scene> P
<Porter> P
<Porter> All this talk of P....
<Producer> very funny...
* Porter goes for a pee
<Usher> just a min brb :)
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<Inigo> When does it start?
<Gazza> Thanks usher.
<Producer> inigo would u like a program by dcc?
<Gazza> WHy not logout half way through sending me the files eh?
<Producer> inigo 35 min
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<Inigo> sure
*zarq* hi...stgmngr here how are things ?
<Gazza> VERY intelli-bloody-gent
-> *zarq* we need you NOW
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<Producer> welcome markd
<Gazza> Thanks usher.
<Gazza> WHy not logout half way through sending me the files eh?
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<Porter> AHA!
<Producer> welcome netta
<Usher> you're welcome gazza :)
<Porter> THe SM arrives AT LAST
<Dronak> Producer: Thanks for the program -- it appears to have DCCed without
errors.
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*zarq* sorry been around for ages
<do-re-MI> hi netta
<Gazza> usher gonna try againb?
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<netta> hello all
<Gazza> A donalbain too
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/who #hamnet
#hamnet Donalbain H nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (8 avalon.demon.co.uk)
#hamnet netta H netta@techunix.technion.ac.il (4 Cohen Neta)
#hamnet stgmngr H@ masrpps@molnir.brunel.ac.uk (8 Paul Sweeney)
#hamnet Usher H ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (3 call me Curdley..
;))
#hamnet MarkD H elements@slip230.bga.com (5 Mark Denton)
#hamnet Inigo H shuemakr@whale.st.usm.edu (2 Tigger Rulz!!!)
#hamnet poldi H root@poldi.franken.de (5 Bernd Haberstumpf)
#hamnet Dronak H 157763091@cats.ucis.vill.edu (3 Squire to SirJeStEr
of Camelot)
#hamnet witch2 H ~kay@netcom7.netcom.com (3 Karen Heyman)
#hamnet do-re-MI H ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (3 brenda danet)
#hamnet King H+ ch@surreal.dircon.co.uk (6 Rebel Without A Brain)
#hamnet Porter G@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Mrs_Haqa H ~louiz@tlspu.demon.co.uk (7 Bibliovorus)
#hamnet Gazza H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Haqa H adrian@tlspu.demon.co.uk (5 The masked man)
#hamnet Wicke H e93_maw@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Mats Wicksell)
#hamnet TLR H e92_dak@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Daniel Kahlin)
#hamnet _Gazza G gazza@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Guess who!)
#hamnet Scene H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet BoPeep H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet gronk H@ ~Steve@spook.esnet.com (3 irc.colorado.EDU)
#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
<Dronak> Producer: It said the file wasn't standard text format, but it
appears OK.
<Donalbain> what ho mine thespian friends!
*stgmngr* did you get a message that mac is not going to be playing ?
<Porter> SM: WHere are my props?
<Inigo> brb
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*** Signoff: Usher (Error 0)
<Porter> SM: I need a bunch of keys
<BoPeep> Producer, Donalbain needs to be P for Performer
-> *stgmngr* no
<Porter> I need some beer
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<Gazza> Usher.... You going to send those over again?
*** Donalbain is nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (avalon.demon.co.uk)
*** on channels: #hamnet
*** on irc via server dismayl.demon.co.uk (Demon Internet, London, England)
<Gazza> Usher.. You logged out in the middle of them last time
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<Gazza> USher: I didn;t get them
<Donalbain> should i move to another server?
*stgmngr* damn! what do we do ..will you pick up the part ?
-> *stgmngr* yes or find a volunteer
<King> Yes DB
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<Scene> 6 sec ping donalbain
<King> I'd /server eff.org
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<Donalbain> ok, i'll pop over to eff then
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<Gazza> Usher.... You going to send those over again?
<Gazza> Usher.. You logged out in the middle of them last time
<Producer> welcome llew
<Gazza> USher: I didn;t get them
<Donalbain> But soft! what rock thru yonder window breaks?
<Dronak> Are these plays put on at regular intervals?
*witch2* if you have a moment, I did try set user-infor, what do you think?
<Producer> llew you're _Enter, right?
<do-re-MI> hey stone throwing is a Middle Eastern specialty, or at least it
was till lately :)
<Scene> 3 secs now donalbain
<Donalbain> fake beards anyone?
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<Llew> correct, producer
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<Llew> I don't mind answering at all. It might be easier for me to do it in
email, though.
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<do-re-MI> brb off to get a sandwich
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<Producer> Banquo has been held up
<Donalbain> lol!
*stgmngr* changing servers to mit
*** CTCP USERINFO reply from witch2: a hideous, hag whose hair matts in
tangles more sickening ways than Medusas, she is a woman, but her long,
scraggled, lice-infested beard makes it hard to tell
*** Signoff: stgmngr (Error 0)
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<Donalbain> goddam IRC bandits huh?
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*** Signoff: Usher (Error 0)
<Producer> witch2 I LOVE your userinfo
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*** Signoff: Gazza (Leaving)
*** Signoff: Porter (Leaving)
<Producer> everyone check witch2's userinfo field
<witch2> <blush> thank you
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<King> heh
<Llew> how?
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<netta> brbing
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<_Gazz:#greenroom> Hmmm
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<Wicke> hwo
<Usher> hi again
<Producer> welcome rgrove
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*** Signoff: Wicke (Dead Socket)
<Usher> whasup
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<Gazza> Usher...
<Lady_M> h'lo
<rgrove> Hello dere!
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<Gazza> Will you try sending me those audio files again please?
<witch2> greetings, m'lady
<Donalbain> lo!
<Lady_M> *grin*
<Dronak> What sort of audio files are those, Gazza?
<Llew> How does one check userinfo field?
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<BoPeep> probably by /exec finger userid@address
<Producer> welcome ladyM
<rgrove> Is there a warm-up room?
<Gazza> Dronak there are some audio files to go with the production
<King> Nah it's /ctcp name userinfo
<Gazza> rgrove.... #greenroom
<Producer> llew:/ctcp <nick> userinfo
<Lady_M> good question..*is* there a green room?
<Dronak> Gazza: OK, but what format are they? Windows .WAV files, or what?
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<Lady_M> ah
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<Gazza> Dronak Bioth .wav and .au alledgedly
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<rgrove> Gazza...Ok
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<Lady_M> ooh... ops..thanx
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<Gazz_:#greenroom> Getting hectic
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<Usher> i hope this time i'll get thru
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<Donalbain> have i got time to get steaming drunk?
<BoPeep> no!
<Gazza> Donalbain
<Gazza> yep
<Producer> donal:yep
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<Donalbain> oh goody
<Gazz_:#greenroom> Welcome back cubby
<cubby:#greenroom> Cheers
*stgmngr* anything I can be doing ?
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<Gazz_:#greenroom> Nice eggs?
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<cubby:#greenroom> Yum...and chips, too
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<tyree> Um... Hello?
<Producer> welcome erdor
<Producer> welcome tyree
<rgrove> I can't find my props! where are my props!
<Erdor> Hi Producer
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<Gazz_:#greenroom> For breakfast?
<tyree> Good to be here, producer. Need help?
<Gazz_:#greenroom> Yuk!
*** Signoff: TLR (Ping timeout)
<Producer> welcome halle
<Gazz_:#greenroom> Excuse me while I go and learn my lines.
<Lady_M> rgrove: worse than that, I can't find my costumes *grin*
<Gazz_:#greenroom> Are you prepared for this?
<halle> HI de W1KJL
<Lady_M> j/k
<Producer> Banquo is trying to get in by telnet. Anyone got a good address?
<rgrove> Producer..you want me to change nick to "Ross"?
<cubby:#greenroom> You bet. Its 11:37 here right now - bright sunny day. And
I'm not even hung over!
++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 2: THE LAST-MINUTE CASTING ++++++++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC
<Producer> tyree Yes can you do MacDuff????
*Dronak* telnet obelix.wu-wien.ac.at 6677 6969 6996 7766
*Erdor* give
*Dronak* Tell Banquo to try that, I haven't had problems with it.
-> *Dronak* he was refused connect there
<Gazz_:#greenroom> So it's really lunch almost
<tyree> Can try!
<Donalbain> prod: irc.demon.co.uk then /server?
/query tyree
*** Starting conversation with tyree
<rgrove> M'Lady_M!!!!!!
<Producer> Knock knock. [46]
<Producer> irc. [48]
<Producer> irc u in my dreams, sweet'eart [50]
<Producer> Who's there? [52]
<Producer> /who [54]
<Producer> Open the bloody door, you fool. [56]
<Producer> Re PC. Where's the King? [58]
<Producer> Horrors! The King is dead - and what a bloody mess! [61]
<Producer> Yes way. Go look for yourself. [63]
<Producer> Your dad's murdered. [69]
<Producer> Good work, PC. [73]
<Producer> PC's getting too powerful. What do you say to a merger? [124]
<Producer> What news, Ross? [127]
<Producer> What, all my pretty ones? My Kaypro, my Osborne, and little Peanut
too? [129]
<Producer> Now you'll get yours, fiend! [153]
<Producer> Hah! I was a C-section! [155]
<Producer> One, two, one two, the vorpal blade goes snickersnack. [157]
<Producer> PC's CPU. He won't be needing this anymore. (tosses it to dogs)
[161]
<Producer> [NOTE: SPACE BEFORE / ESSENTIAL IN 54]
*Dronak* Really?! It always worked for me.
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<cubby:#greenroom> When you've been up untill 3:30am, its still breakfast.
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/query
*** Ending conversation with tyree
<Gazz_:#greenroom> Bleargh
<Djon> Hi
/who #hamnet
#hamnet Djon H don@ulysses.iol.ie (2 Derek O'Neill)
#hamnet TLR H e92_dak@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Daniel Kahlin)
#hamnet halle H halle@larry.infi.net (5 Charles F Halle)
#hamnet Erdor H+ Erdor@port62.annex1.net.ubc.ca (8
Email:karsai@unixg.ubc.ca)
#hamnet tyree H tyree@access.thegroup.net (1 Tyree)
#hamnet Usher H ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (3 call me Curdley..
;))
#hamnet Wicke H e93_maw@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Mats Wicksell)
#hamnet Lady_M H@ awashbur@abyss.connected.com (3 This cross I
carry....)
#hamnet Ross H+ rgrove@kaiwan.kaiwan.com (7 Richard Grove)
#hamnet Dronak H 157763091@cats.ucis.vill.edu (7 Squire to SirJeStEr
of Camelot)
#hamnet stgmngr H masrpps@molnir.brunel.ac.uk (0 Paul Sweeney)
#hamnet Porter_ H@ gazza@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Guess who!)
#hamnet Athanor H irc14255@andromeda.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (5 The Global
Village Idiot)
#hamnet Gazza H@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Gazz_ H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Llew H+ wizard@slip202.bga.com (2 I'm an IRC newbie!)
#hamnet Donalbain H@ nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (6 avalon.demon.co.uk)
#hamnet witch2 H ~kay@netcom7.netcom.com (3 Karen Heyman)
#hamnet do-re-MI H ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (3 brenda danet)
#hamnet King H+ ch@surreal.dircon.co.uk (6 Rebel Without A Brain)
#hamnet Mrs_Haqa H ~louiz@tlspu.demon.co.uk (7 Bibliovorus)
#hamnet Scene H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet BoPeep H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet gronk H@ ~Steve@spook.esnet.com (3 irc.colorado.EDU)
#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
<cubby:#greenroom> My sentiments exactly
<Donalbain> mustard!
* Lady_M rihclh
*Athanor* I am the KING of telnet-client IRC. I can get in 20 ways. If demon
doesn't work, I can give you a few to try. :)
<tyree> Is my souvenir script OK for Mac?
<Ross> Well, considersing I actually made here and the fact that Lady_M has no
cloths on, nothing.
-> *stgmngr* get everyone's nick changed now
<Dronak> We can get copies of the scripts too?
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<King> Can I have a souvenir script please?
* Llew enters
<Producer> tyree YES
*Erdor* you
<Lady_M> moi aussi? (me too?)
<Donalbain> copies of the script, and souvenier programs are all available in
the foyer at a modest price.
<halle> Hi! Anybody know how I can stop the screen from scolling when IO
"list"
<Producer> later for the scripts
<cubby:#greenroom> If music be the food of love, play on/ Give me excess of
it, that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken and so die/ Especially if it
tastes like eggs
*Gazz_* Pssssssst How do I make an alias have a new line in it?
<stgmngr> CAN ALL ACTORS CHANGE THEIR NICKS TO THEIR CHARACTER NAMES PLEASE
<Ross> And the Matisse posters! You'd think they could afford an authentic
Gainsborough or tw. [90]
* BoPeep points to Scene
<King> Can I have a programme please then?
<cubby:#greenroom> Good, I'm warmed up
<Lady_M> halle: /et hold_mode on , or scroll lock
<Gazz_:#greenroom> heheh
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*** Signoff: Usher (Ping timeout)
<Lady_M> oops /set, even
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<Gazz_:#greenroom> Get those vowles resounding deeeeeeeply
<tyree> /nick Mac
<Gazz_> Ahhh we have a doctor
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<Donalbain> dr/ /who?
*stgmngr* can you check that I have ops ? may have changed when I changed
servers
<Producer> anyone know how to log in to irc.nsysu.tw??
<Ross> What's the matter with him? What's the matter with him [99]
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<Lady_M> is there a docrtor inthe house?
<halle> Thanks Lady_M
<cubby:#greenroom> Time for my LAMDA traing to kick in :)
*** Mode change "+o stgmngr" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<Doctor> Take 2 pills and acll me in the morning
<stgmngr> thank prod
<cubby:#greenroom> OOoops forgot n in training
* _Enter is testing
<Porter:#greenroom> LAMDA....TH eAmerican version of RADA I take it.
* Scene swills the last of Mise en Bouteille
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-> *gazza* you got doctor, OK?
<Scene> it's all Mise en Scene now *grin* *hic*
<Porter:#greenroom> Ballsed that up a bit too
<Donalbain> I already have some pils thankyou *hic*
<tyree> Hmmm
* Lady_M warms up her voice: la la la lala lalala
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<Ross> Can anyone rub my back? I'm a little tense.....;-o
* Donalbain breaks wind loudly
<cubby:#greenroom> No - LONDON Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts. On the
corner of Earl's Court Road.
<Producer> login procedure for obelix please
<Lady_M> ross: when you're a big tense, let me know...or would you like to be
a pst tense?
* King wanders off in search of some lager too - brb
<Lady_M> donalbain: gesundheit
<Producer> Banquo is trying...
<Ross> Where's the coffee! I will not work without coffee!
<Lady_R> I'd love a glass of wine right now, but I'll restrain myself till
after the performance; wouldn't want to blow my lines
<Porter:#greenroom> Nice one
<Donalbain> dammit, i wish i had some alcohol here :(
<tyree> Er, producer: Nick "Mac" already in use.
<cubby:#greenroom> Nice what?
<Producer> tyree make it _mac
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<Dronak> Producer: If I remember, irc, e-mail, <enter>, <enter>, irc, nick.
Once in use the command /efn
*** tyree is now known as _mac
*Athanor* NSYSU requires numeric IP# for /SERVER command. It doesn't come up
on EFnet. I think login is IRC.
<_mac> done
<Ross> OOOOOhh! Lady_R..so pleased to meet you!
<Porter:#greenroom> Nice one <---- English Phrase.. roughly translated into
AMerican as.. "Yo, dude, cool" I think
*stgmngr* oops ! prod got there first :)
<cubby:#greenroom> Ah!
<Lady_R> howdy, Ross; are you my spouse?
<_mac> (Looks about for all his pretty ones.)
<Doctor> Hi can you hear me?
*** Signoff: Aillas (Uni-KL.DE Uni-Paderborn.DE)
<_mac> Whatz up Doc?
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<cubby:#greenroom> By the by, I'm NOT American.
<Lady_M> hi doctor
<Porter:#greenroom> 51
<Porter:#greenroom> Knock, knock. [51]
<Ross> Yowsa!Yousa!
<Porter:#greenroom> yes it works
<Producer> doc yes
<Porter:#greenroom> You aren't?
*Athanor* obelix requires port: 6677 7766 6969 or 6996, followed by /efn alias
to reach EFnet.
<Porter:#greenroom> Oh sorry
<Porter:#greenroom> / [53]
<cubby:#greenroom> I'd better give it a shot too
<Doctor> gREAT, GO INTO MY WAITING ROOM AND STRIP i BE IN SOON
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*** Chilblain is now known as Donalbain
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<Producer> thaNX ATHANOR
<Donalbain> haq!
<King> Heh
<_mac> Heh Heh
* BoPeep hopes everyone breaks a leg
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-> *stgmngr* who's not here apart from Banquo?
*** cubby is now known as PCbeth
<Usher> hi all, i am back (i hope) :)
<Lady_M> bp: we luv you too :}
<Donalbain> bo: you've been reading "misery" again huh?
<BoPeep> DB, you know I don't read such stuff
<PCbeth:#greenroom> (aside) I can't do it. [29]
<Ross> Lady_R..what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
<PCbeth:#greenroom> weeee!
<Porter:#greenroom> Hmmm I remember those lines....
<stgmngr> have all actors changed to thier character names ? if not please do
so now
/whois Fingwe
*** Fingwe is lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at (Der Wirre Irre ;-)
*** on channels: #brezl @#relax
*** on irc via server olymp.wu-wien.ac.at ([137.208.8.30 6666] Vienna,
Austria)
<Donalbain> bo: oh yeah, oforgot they gave you the willies :)
<Lady_R> it's producer's fault; he's corrupting me :)
* BoPeep shivers just thinking about Kathy Bates
*** From: fringeware@io.com (FringeWare Inc)
*** Subject: WARES - Products Unavailable
<PCbeth:#greenroom> Off book?
<Porter:#greenroom> Both.
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<Porter:#greenroom> I played PCBeth in the first performance of this
*stgmngr* if all the actors have changed their nicks there are loads missing
<Ross> It's always the producers fault...but, youre right!
<PCbeth:#greenroom> When was that?
-> *fingwe* help! we are doing irc theatre and an actor is tryting to use
obelix
<Porter:#greenroom> ANd I have just played Macbeth here at the University
<Porter:#greenroom> On Billy boy's birthday.. 23rd April
<PCbeth:#greenroom> Which University?
*Fingwe* and?
<Porter:#greenroom> (That was PCBeth)
<Porter:#greenroom> Bath
-> *fingwe* what's the login???
*Fingwe* irc, passwor is email addres, then the command is "irc"and then /efn
<PCbeth:#greenroom> I just directed Twelfth Night here in Vancouver
*** Signoff: TLR ()
<_Enter> afk for a bit... be back
<Athanor> 8) !
<Lady_R> well, not too many people in the audience yet....so it seems
*stgmngr* appear to have everyone apart form witches 1,2 and pcbeth himself
<_mac> What's a "vorpal blade?"
<BoPeep> a really sharp one
<King> It's from thew Jabberwocky
<Porter:#greenroom> The drama dept here is shite... it's only a hobby, so not
enough time is spent on it.
<Porter:#greenroom> Nice one.
<Porter:#greenroom> (Spot the phrase)
<_Enter> really really sharp
*** cubby: No such nick/channel
<Lady_R> hmm I wondered about vorpal blades too
<King> s/w//
<_mac> "Get away from that peephole, Lady!
<Doctor> going for coffee bbr, brb
<Lady_M> who, me? *grin*
<witch2> hello can anyone read me? seem to be having some problems
*stgmngr* have you +v'd all the actors ?
-> *stgmngr* cubby (pc) was here
<Porter:#greenroom> ^gKnock, knock. [51]
<PCbeth:#greenroom> Lot of schools to compete with over there, I'd imagine
<Lady_M> hi witch2...see you fine
<Dronak> I know the @ before a nick means chanop, but what is the + ?
<_mac> Whatz up Witch2?
<BoPeep> I can read you
-> *stgmngr* no that's your job
<Doctor> Hi witch2
<King> witch2 : coming through loud and clear here
<Dronak> witch2: No problem here.
<PCbeth:#greenroom> Who's there?
<witch2> whew, thanks all!
<Ross> grinning...I think I see tumbleweeds blowing over the seats in the
house...
-> *stgmngr* but I've done most
<Porter:#greenroom> /
<Lady_R> me too, witch2
*stgmngr* ok cubby is in the greenroom
<Porter:#greenroom> Hey... THat's Macduff's line
-> *fingwe* thanks he's still having trouble "incorrect login"
<_mac> Thosre are critics.
*Usher* i hope everything's ok now .... terrible lag ...
* BoPeep fans Scene and whiffs ammonia under her nose
<PCbeth:#greenroom> Damn!
*Fingwe* does he use the proper protnumber?
<Lady_M> check the topic on #romance :}
*stgmngr* appear to be missing the witches though
-> *fingwe* 6969?
*Fingwe* 6677, 7766 theother 2 are down at the moment
<Donalbain> hehe
<PCbeth:#greenroom> Where's the rest of the cast
<Ross> _mac...HaHaHa
<Dronak> Lady_M: Nice topic over there, huh?
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<Porter:#greenroom> They're all in #hamnet
<King> Heh
<Lady_M> heeheehee...wonder who set that...
-> *fingwe* OK, thanx
*Fingwe* :)
<PCbeth:#greenroom> Should I be there, d'ya suppose?
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<Porter:#greenroom> you can split your screen and be in both if you want
<Ross> Hey! Don't we get a ten minute warning?
<Producer> I think we are getting Banquo in via Vienna
<PCbeth:#greenroom> Cool ...how?
<Porter:#greenroom> Unless EL_ingles wants you to stay out until you arrive
<Porter:#greenroom> OK...
<Haqa> back
<_mac> Via Vienna: the street of dreams!
-> *stgmngr* witch2 is here but i havent seen witch1 at all
* witch2 witch2 paces nervously
<Ross> Wheres via Vienna?
<Porter:#greenroom> type /set novice off
<Lady_M> ross: warning, warning! danger will robinson
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<Porter:#greenroom> then /window new
<Producer> ross it's a telnet site
*stgmngr* doesn't like my +v commands .... what should it be to +v someone ?
*** Signoff: Athanor (hermes.oc.com ucsd.edu)
<Doctor> ? do you do actions
<Porter:#greenroom> then you will see a line of ^^^^^^^^^^^ which is the
CURRENT window
-> *stgmngr* /mode * +v <nick>
<rosetree> hi :)
<Usher> hi rosetree
<Ross> You clinking, clanking, collection of collinganous junk!
<Lady_M> doctor: type /me (action)
<Usher> :)
<Porter:#greenroom> to change them, hit Ctrl-X then N
<_mac> Yo Rosy!
<Lady_R> hi there rosetree; glad you made it....
<Dronak> Producer: Banquo has to use the /efn command, otherwise he'll be
stuck on the undernet when he logs into the Vienna server.
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<Porter:#greenroom> ANd they will move to the next window
* Lady_R waves to rosetree
* Donalbain farts loudly again
<Producer> welcome jman
<Donalbain> sorry folks, nerves.
* Doctor smiles at Lady_r
<Porter:#greenroom> Then you can join #hamnet on the empty window with /join
#hamnet
<Porter:#greenroom> Got it?
* BoPeep always knew that Donalbain was talented
<_mac> Hey Doc. Can't you do something about Don?
<Ross> Yo! Doc...chill.
*** Signoff: Porter_ (Leaving)
* witch2 continues to pace
*** Mode change "+v witch2" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<Donalbain> bo: is my makeup ok?
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* BoPeep congratulates witch2 and now wants to see her cackle
<jman> uh huh
<stgmngr> mode * +v lady_m
<PCbeth:#greenroom> \
<Lady_R> ohhhh! 5 minutes to curtain time; I'm SO nervous....
<Doctor> What do me mean -about Don?
*** Mode change "+v Lady_M" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<Ross> Landy_R..You Ok?
<BoPeep> DB, as good as it is going to get
<_mac> All that farting!
* witch2 cackles like thunderclaps
<Producer> jman an actor is trying to telnet in Obelix
<_Enter> I'm back
*** Mode change "+v King" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<BoPeep> excellent, witch2!
*** irc14255 is now known as Athanor
<Lady_M> stgmngr: what does that mean, exactly?
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*** Mode change "+v Porter" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<Dronak> Producer: Is Banquo still having trouble?
<Producer> welcome djaNGO
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* witch2 blushes thanks
<Django> lo all
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<Producer> dronak:yes but its getting better... port 6969 is down
<_Porter> Knock, knock. [51]
<_Porter> :)
<Lady_M> PC, honey! :}
<Donalbain> uh-oh, maybe he can log on as a ghost?
<Doctor> Hi
<Porter> good.
<_mac> Who dere?
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<Porter:#greenroom> having problems?
<BoPeep> gee, I think that farting has revived Scene (better than the ammonia
salts did)
<Porter:#greenroom> Obviously.
<Ross> Danlabain...I think I got some Maddog in my car..You want to go with me
to get it?
<PCbeth> Hello all
* Scene looks around groggily
<Porter:#greenroom> :)
<Porter:#greenroom> Done it!
<Scene> where's that oaf, Gazza?
<Dronak> Producer: Tell him to try 6677, 6969, 6996, or 7766.
<Donalbain> :)
<_mac> Hail PCB!
<Producer> ma042843 is Malcolm
<_Enter> in your CAR?
<Lady_R> Greetings, PC
<witch2> hale, great thane, etc...
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<Producer> Mitch change yr nick please
<Porter> Watch it scene pig.. I am in character, so up yours
<_Enter> bad place for it, ross...
<Producer> welcome ever
*** ma042843 is now known as mitch
*** Mode change "+v Ross" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
*Athanor* The *BEST* is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (keep it quiet) No
guarantees, but if you need it, keep it in mind. Good luck! :)
<BoPeep> Ross, if you want any of that maddog for yourself, don't give any to
DB
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<Ross> Don...lets get ripped...er...drunk!
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<PCbeth> Time for my LAMDA traing to kick in :)testing
*** Mode change "+v Lady_R" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<_mac> Aw rite Malcolm. You here?
*mitch* to character
* Donalbain wonders what maddog is
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*** Mode change "+v Doctor" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<Ross> Bo...yougot it
* Scene makes an ugly gesture at the idiot Porter
<Lady_M> what does +v mean?
<mitch> _mac: just.
*** Mode change "+v Scene" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
*** Mode change "+o _Porter" on channel #hamnet by Porter
*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
-> *athanor* thank you VERY MUCH
*** Athanor is away: authentication = kpowell@Cyberspace.org
<Dronak> Producer: I think 6677 is the best port on obelix.
<whoops> what's +v ?
*** Signoff: Usher (Error 0)
<_mac> Note our big mushy scene at end? <VEG>
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*** Mode change "+v _Exit" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
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* Doctor is very confused and takes 2 pills himself
*** Mode change "+v _Porter" on channel #hamnet by Porter
*** mitch is now known as Malcolm
<Scene> gee, Porter, I hope you have better lines than that
* witch2 yawns and stretches
<_mac> Call self in morning Doc.
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*** malcolm\: No such nick/channel
*** Mode change "+v PCbeth" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<Porter:#greenroom> Channel Nickname S User@host (name)
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet Hal H* henryIV@england.gov
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet Romeo H rmontague@cs.verona.ac.it
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet Caesar H* julius@senate.rome.gov
*** Signoff: jman (Error 0 occurred.)
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet Othello A* moor@doge.venice.mil
*** Mode change "+v Malcolm" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet shrew H@ kate@padua.edu
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet rkrantz H buddy@cam.ac.uk
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet Hamlet A prince@castle.elsinore.dk
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet Titania H@ queen@fairies.org
<whoops> What is +v ??????????????????
<Porter:#greenroom> #hamnet Amoniki G* star@striker.co.nig
* Doctor smells the crowd and recovers like a true thespian
<Donalbain> 2 mins everyone!
<Porter:#greenroom> heheheheheheheheheh [55]
<Porter:#greenroom> :)
<Ross> Lady_R..honey, you all set to go?
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* Scene rings her hands
<witch2> ulp
<Producer> whoops: we may +m the channel to shut the audience up
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<Mekare> Hey, mto!
<_mac> where's witch1?
<Lady_R> yes, Ross, dear...pretty nervous, tho :(
<Dronak> whoops: It will allow those people to talk public if the mode on the
channel changes.
<Porter> Do we have an audience yet?
<Malcolm> okay, question! do we lurk on this channel, or enter from elsewhere?
<Producer> WE WILL CONTINUE TO HOLD FOR BANQUO
<BoPeep> heh heh, I have +v
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*whoops* sure... but what is +v ? :-D
<_Enter> what IS +v?
<BoPeep> but what do we hold?
<BoPeep> is this a family channel or what?
/who *
#hamnet SirMike H ez046099@dale.ucdavis.edu (3 If you ever need me, I
will beyour champion :))
#hamnet mto H ~rbetel@nic.hookup.net (6 Maintenance Terrorist
Organisation)
#hamnet Mekare H ~Mekare@nic.hookup.net (6 Vampyre Servant)
#hamnet raffs H ~raffs@netcom9.netcom.com (3 Raffaele Sena)
#hamnet jones H jones@nudge.io.org (7 Mark Jones)
#hamnet whoops H martine@lightning.powertech.no (8 Umahr Jall)
#hamnet Tigger H shuemakr@whale.st.usm.edu (3 Tigger Rulz!!!)
#hamnet ever H ~tever@crash.cts.com (1 Tim Everingham)
#hamnet Malcolm H+ ma042843@dingo.cc.uq.oz.au (3 Iain Clark)
#hamnet _Porter H@ gazza@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Guess who!)
#hamnet PCbeth H+ ~fbeck@helix.net (3 chris fonnesbeck)
#hamnet Athanor G ~irc14255@andromeda.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (3 The Global
Village Idiot)
#hamnet jzitt H ~jzitt@ssnet.com (1 Joseph Zitt)
#hamnet rosetree H ~msrosen@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (3 Yehudit Rosenbaum)
#hamnet misterdou H D_COYLE@kirk.ptonline.com (1 <define ircname doug>)
#hamnet TLR H e92_dak@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Daniel Kahlin)
#hamnet appleton H appleton@umcc.umcc.umich.edu (2 Scott Appleton)
#hamnet Aillas H he241sc@unidui.uni-duisburg.de (6 When The Iceman
Rings Twice...)
#hamnet Haqa H adrian@tlspu.demon.co.uk (5 The masked man)
#hamnet pcs H pcs@fohnix.metronet.com (5 Phillip Shannon)
#hamnet MarkD H elements@slip230.bga.com (5 Mark Denton)
#hamnet Doctor H+ don@ulysses.iol.ie (2 Derek O'Neill)
#hamnet _Exit H+ Erdor@port62.annex1.net.ubc.ca (8
Email:karsai@unixg.ubc.ca)
#hamnet _mac H+ tyree@access.thegroup.net (1 Tyree)
#hamnet Wicke H e93_maw@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Mats Wicksell)
#hamnet Lady_M H@ awashbur@abyss.connected.com (3 This cross I
carry....)
#hamnet Ross H+ rgrove@kaiwan.kaiwan.com (7 Richard Grove)
#hamnet Dronak H 157763091@cats.ucis.vill.edu (7 Squire to SirJeStEr
of Camelot)
#hamnet stgmngr H@ masrpps@molnir.brunel.ac.uk (0 Paul Sweeney)
#hamnet Gazza H@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Porter H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet _Enter H+ wizard@slip202.bga.com (2 I'm an IRC newbie!)
#hamnet Donalbain H@ nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (6 avalon.demon.co.uk)
#hamnet witch2 H+ ~kay@netcom7.netcom.com (3 Karen Heyman)
#hamnet Lady_R H+ ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (3 brenda danet)
#hamnet King H+ ch@surreal.dircon.co.uk (6 Rebel Without A Brain)
#hamnet Mrs_Haqa H ~louiz@tlspu.demon.co.uk (7 Bibliovorus)
#hamnet Scene H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet BoPeep H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet gronk H@ ~Steve@spook.esnet.com (3 irc.colorado.EDU)
#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
* witch2 sighs with relief
<Porter> Enter.... +v allows you to send to the channel if the channel is +m
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<_mac> Try this Hoin!
* Lady_M rihclh
*stgmngr* who is playing malcolm.... +v to danalbain as well ?
<_mac> er, Hon.
*** Signoff: PCbeth (Error 0 occurred.)
* Doctor is glad somebody asked that!
<BoPeep> Enter, +v will allow the nick to speak to a moderated channel
<_Enter> Porter, and what is +M?
* jzitt takes his seat, rustles the program, and coughs.
*** Mode change "+v Malcolm" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<Porter> enter: +m means the channel is moderated, ie only people with +v can
send to it
* SirMike looks around the channel for his friend
<_Enter> I have some tequila in the pantry...
* BoPeep whispers encouragement in Scene's ear and takes a seat up front and
center
<_Enter> got it.
<Porter> Errrr Producer sir, we seem to have misplaced our lead actor
* BoPeep forgot to tell Donalbain good luck
<Producer> Banquo is nearly here...
<BoPeep> GOOD LUCK, DONALBAIN!
* Doctor wishes Boppep would whisper to him
<_mac> Come on! We can cover for him!
*** PCbeth (~fbeck@helix.net) has joined channel #hamnet
*stgmngr* everybody +v except banquo witch1 and donalbain..does donalbain
reqire +v ?
<Porter> Our lead has gone
* BoPeep wishes Doctor would spell her nick right
<_Enter> ghah! don't
<Porter> Phew he returns.. just in time!
*** cubby: No such nick/channel
<Lady_R> that's a relief...PC is back
<PCbeth> I'm right here
*** Mode change "+v Donalbain" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<Lady_M> fidget fidget
*** Mode change "+v PCbeth" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
<_Enter> ghah! don;t SAY that, bopeep!
*** Signon by honcho detected
<_mac> Everybody spit for luck.
<Lady_M> spit
*** Porter has left channel #greenroom
* SirMike brings Lady_M flowers...you'll do fine hon
* BoPeep can't spit while eating chocolate
<Doctor> spit
<Lady_M> aww
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<PCbeth> Yuck - right on my monitor!
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* witch2 hideous green witch spit leaves acid stain in carpet
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<BoPeep> uh oh
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<Porter> Oh no!
*** Signoff: whoops (Connection reset by peer)
<stgmngr> bugger !!
<Lady_M> oh no
<_mac> Well, THAT took care of audience!
<BoPeep> Gazza, this is all your fault
<howie> spit spit! not SPLIT! :)
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<SirMike> heeh
<Lady_M> and have the cast
<_Enter> ROTFL
-> *athanor* any special login procedure?
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<_Enter> spit
<PCbeth> What's the deal?
<BoPeep> Enter, don't say WHAT?
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<Lady_M> spit spit spit
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* Lady_M rihclh
/whois honcho
*** honcho is irc14374@andromeda.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (nick)
*** on channels: #hamnet
*** on irc via server irc-2.mit.edu (Mass. Institute of Technology, Cambridge,
MA, USA)
*** honcho has been idle 2 minutes
<_Porter> Oh no!
*** Signoff: Malcolm (brb, 30 sec)
<Producer> welcome honcho
<_mac> Does anybody else feel manipulated by fate?
*Athanor* Login: IRC The rest is self-explanatory (take the defaults).
<SirMike> hehe..ok...twister anyone?
<Producer> welcome honcho
<Producer> welcome honcho
<Producer> welcome honcho
<PCbeth> Not particularly
<Producer> welcome honcho
<Doctor> Whats happening folks
<stgmngr> THAT bloddy play
<Lady_M> all right, who used the vorpal blade on the net?
*Usher* i am back can u tell me what's going on ?
<Dronak> Producer: Banquo still hasn't made it here yet?
<_Porter> WHo needs banquo eh?
-> *usher* netsplit
*stgmngr* need to +v all those people again after the split ?
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<PCbeth> Lets do Lear instead
<_mac> (SSenses Dronak is outa work actor)
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<_Porter> Hey look.. I'm on both sides of the split.. I could prompt :)
<Producer> HOORAY!!!!!! HERE'S BANQUO
*Usher* I saw -.....
<BoPeep> you get the same ten scenes from me no matter what play you do
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*** Mode change "+v banquo" on channel #hamnet by Producer
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<Lady_M> now we just need the rest of the cast...
<_mac> Hail Banquo.
<Donalbain> duh! +v again please?
<PCbeth> No way, man. [62]
<PCbeth> All systems go?
<Dronak> _mac: No, I've used the obelix telnet site and was trying to help
Banquo get around the problems he was having connecting there.
*** Mode change "+v Donalbain" on channel #hamnet by Producer
<Donalbain> ta!
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<_Enter> +v allows one to talk when the channel is moderated
*Athanor* Tooooo Kewl! Yaaaay!
*banquo* banquo ready at last
<_mac> Dronak And seems to have worked! :)
-> *banquo* we have not started yet
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<_Porter> Oh dear.. the other side of this split is a complete mess
<Dronak> _Enter: Is that how you get a + next to your nick?
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<howie> dronak - yes
*stgmngr* need we +v everyone again after the split ?...if no then everybody
has been done
<Donalbain> i smell fowl play
<Lady_M> like this side isn't?
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<Producer> OK EVERYONE WE ARE NEARLY THERE. WAITING FOR NETSPLIT
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disuns2.epfl.ch
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<_Enter> no, Dronak, you can assign that yourself if you llike, though I've
never seen it
/LOAD _ircrc
[XDCC] XDCC Script 2.0b (c) XaBi'93 Loaded OK.
[XDCC] Type /XDCC HELP or /XDCC HELP [Command] for help.
<_Porter> Oh shit. I thought that was it for a minute
<stgmngr> damn blast and radiation damage !
<_Enter> we're LATE!
<howie> holy smokes - it looks like MIT is backing up their system over to UC
Berkely again ;)
* Producer says: anyone who wants The program type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #1
[XDCC] Files pcbeth.program added to Pack #1
<_Porter> OK.. which server do we wnat them on?
[XDCC] Sending #1 to howie.
[XDCC] Sending #1 to Lady_M.
*** DCC SEND connection to howie[168.143.0.183,1037] established
[XDCC] Sending #1 to _Enter.
/who *
#hamnet Malcolm H ma042843@dingo.cc.uq.oz.au (3 Iain Clark)
#hamnet tever H ~tever@crash.cts.com (1 Tim Everingham)
#hamnet Aillas H he241sc@unidui.uni-duisburg.de (0 When The Iceman
Rings Twice...)
#hamnet Donalbain H+ nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (0 avalon.demon.co.uk)
#hamnet Dronak H 157763091@cats.ucis.vill.edu (3 Squire to SirJeStEr
of Camelot)
#hamnet banquo H+ irc14374@andromeda.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (0 nick)
#hamnet reifsnyd H reifsnyd@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (3 REIFSNYDER DAVID E)
#hamnet PCbeth H+ ~fbeck@helix.net (3 chris fonnesbeck)
#hamnet howie H ~howie@xyz.clark.net (3 howie@clark.net in
Baltimore... Hi There!)
#hamnet Mel-G H ez046099@dale.ucdavis.edu (3 If you ever need me, I
will beyour champion :))
#hamnet raffs H ~raffs@netcom9.netcom.com (3 Raffaele Sena)
#hamnet _Porter H@ gazza@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Guess who!)
#hamnet Athanor G ~irc14255@andromeda.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (3 The Global
Village Idiot)
#hamnet jzitt H ~jzitt@ssnet.com (1 Joseph Zitt)
#hamnet misterdou H D_COYLE@kirk.ptonline.com (1 <define ircname doug>)
#hamnet appleton H appleton@umcc.umcc.umich.edu (2 Scott Appleton)
#hamnet MarkD H elements@slip230.bga.com (5 Mark Denton)
#hamnet Doctor H+ don@ulysses.iol.ie (2 Derek O'Neill)
#hamnet _mac H+ tyree@access.thegroup.net (1 Tyree)
#hamnet Lady_M H@ awashbur@abyss.connected.com (3 This cross I
carry....)
#hamnet stgmngr H@ masrpps@molnir.brunel.ac.uk (0 Paul Sweeney)
#hamnet _Enter H+ wizard@slip202.bga.com (2 I'm an IRC newbie!)
#hamnet witch2 H+ ~kay@netcom7.netcom.com (3 Karen Heyman)
#hamnet Scene H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet BoPeep H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet gronk H@ ~Steve@spook.esnet.com (3 irc.colorado.EDU)
#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
<PCbeth> PCbeth clears throat
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[XDCC] Sending #1 to jzitt.
<witch2> /msg Producer XDCC SEND #1 thank you
<Lady_M> *ahem*
<_Enter> ?!
* Producer says: anyone who wants The first picture type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #2
[XDCC] Files beth1.jpg added to Pack #2
<Lady_M> *blush*
<Doctor> Hi Lady M
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<howie> will the transcript of the play be posted to alt.irc
<_Porter> I have told the other side of the split where to go
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[XDCC] Sending #2 to howie.
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<PCbeth> Sharpen the daggers , wife
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[XDCC] Sending #2 to _Enter.
[XDCC] Sending #1 to Aillas.
-> *stgmgr* I can do prologue, sets. Can we go???
[XDCC] Sending #2 to Dronak.
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*** stgmgr: No such nick/channel
<Lady_M> pc: heeheehee
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[XDCC] Sending #1 to raffs.
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<Malcolm> O for a muse of fire, a sack of dough
<Scene> It was a dark and stormy night....
-> *stgmngr* I can do porlogue, sets. Can we go???
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<Donalbain> /server to irc-2.mit to avoid the split haq
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<Scene> oops, wrong scene
<howie> Producer - have you an archive with all the files?
<_mac> Who let that DOG in here?!
<King> Have we started yet?
-> *banquo* YOU READY MICK????
<_mac> OUT, DAMNED SPOT!
<Mr> hehe
<Producer> we will start soon
<raffs> !nfrm
<Lady_M> -mac: hey, that's MY line!
<Scene> no, it is my line
[XDCC] Sending #1 to appleton.
<PCbeth> If murder be the food of love, slay on
*banquo* ready as I'll ever be
<Scene> hmmmph
<_Porter> Waiting for the oiks to change
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<Mr> eheh
* witch2 drinks the choclate milk of human kindness
<Clive> I'm not an oik
-> *stgmngr* READY>????
<Doctor> Has anyone called the %5 yet?
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<PCbeth> I'm an oik
* Lady_M rihclh
[XDCC] Sending #2 to appleton.
<_Porter> clive: You have already changed...
<Scene> Clive! You made it this time!
*stgmngr* checking the cast list..hold on
<Clive> I'm a spod
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<_Porter> Sorry Clive. you spod
<Producer> STAND BY.......
<Clive> Scene : I'm already here
<_Porter> DO we have a full complement of performers?
<_mac> spit
<Scene> Clive, I know
<Donalbain> stooding
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*stgmngr* we have no ross
<Scene> well, discounting the Porter, yes
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<_Porter> Up yours scene
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*stgmngr* here he is
<_Porter> Ahhhhhh we rejoin
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<Donalbain> _porter, that's my job
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<_mac> He'll be full soon enuff.
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* Scene coughs
<Lady_M> arggh
*stgmngr* no lady r
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<_Porter> yes!
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*** Mode change "+v Ross" on channel #hamnet by eff.org
++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE PERFORMANCE +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC
<Producer> QUIET PLEASE!!!!!!! HERE WE GO
<_Porter> We are joined.. we are as one
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<PCbeth> PCbeth warms up tongue
<agatha> looks like the theater is on fire...
<_mac> later!
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<Producer> Anyone who wants to suppreess comings & goings, /load silent
<Ross> Donalbain! I sorry..I er drank duh wine..uh
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*** Producer is now known as prologue
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<Donalbain> :)
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<prologue> This nonsense is copyright 1994 by The Hamnet Players. [1]
<prologue> Script should not b re-staged w/out permish (which will be
<prologue> given in all cases.) [2]
<prologue> No heckling during the show pls. Save it for after. [3]
*** prologue is now known as Set
*** Mode change "+o Lady_R" on channel #hamnet by Porter
<netta> ag gd
*** Mode change "+v Lady_R" on channel #hamnet by Porter
*** Mr is now known as SirMike
<Set> ====================={{{{{ CURTAIN UP }}}}}}}}}} ==========
/S HEATH
<Set> cat: HEATH: No such file or directory
/s heath
<Set> ' ~ ~
<Set> \ ~~~
<Set> ````\ ----- \'''
<Set> - - - \
<Set> ~` /
<Set> ~ /
<Set> ~ \
<Set> ~----- ~ |
<Set> ~ O \
<Set> \ . \
<Set> tree bent over by the merciless wind--> \ o \
<Set> \ . o
<Set> ---------------------------------------------\ .. \--------------------
<Set> . \ . O .
<Set> . (blasted heath) . \ \ .
<Set> . . . \ O \ .
<Set> . \ \ .
<Set> . . \ \
<Set> \. \ .
<Set> (cute, huh??) . \ . \
<Set> . .
<Set> [4]
-> *scene* go!!!!
* Scene 1: A blasted heath + 2 wasted witches with shopping carts. One
+ shopping cart is filled with empty bottles. The other cart
+ contains a couple cans of Heinz Fenny Snake Stew, some
+ black&white** label SCOTCH, and some sterno cans (for culinary
+ purposes, of course) **generic [5]
/who *
#hamnet Lady_R H@ msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (0 brenda danet)
#hamnet jaz H d250@j51.com (3 Temporary Account=)
#hamnet Wicke H e93_maw@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Mats Wicksell)
#hamnet kenb H kenb@slip228.primenet.com (3 kenb@primenet.com)
#hamnet agatha H haggay@techunix.technion.ac.il (8 Haggay Katriel)
#hamnet netta H netta@techunix.technion.ac.il (8 Cohen Neta)
#hamnet rosetree H ~msrosen@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (7 Yehudit Rosenbaum)
#hamnet TLR H e92_dak@elixir.e.kth.se (3 Daniel Kahlin)
#hamnet Gazza H@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Porter H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (7
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#hamnet Mekare H Mekare@nic.hookup.net (0 Vampyre Servant)
#hamnet jones H jones@nudge.io.org (3 Mark Jones)
#hamnet Ross H+ rgrove@kaiwan.kaiwan.com (3 Richard Grove)
#hamnet mto H rbetel@nic.hookup.net (0 Maintenance Terrorist
Organisation)
#hamnet franky H frankw@heac.sron.ruu.nl (0 Email:frankw@sron.ruu.nl)
#hamnet Clive H ch@surreal.dircon.co.uk (0 Rebel Without A Brain)
#hamnet _Exit H Erdor@port62.annex1.net.ubc.ca (0
Email:karsai@unixg.ubc.ca)
#hamnet King H ch@surreal.dircon.co.uk (0 Rebel Without A Brain)
#hamnet Haqa H adrian@tlspu.demon.co.uk (0 The masked man)
#hamnet pcs H pcs@fohnix.metronet.com (5 Phillip Shannon)
#hamnet Mrs_Haqa H louiz@tlspu.demon.co.uk (0 Bibliovorus)
#hamnet Malcolm H ma042843@dingo.cc.uq.oz.au (3 Iain Clark)
#hamnet tever H ~tever@crash.cts.com (1 Tim Everingham)
#hamnet Aillas H he241sc@unidui.uni-duisburg.de (0 When The Iceman
Rings Twice...)
#hamnet Donalbain H+ nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (0 avalon.demon.co.uk)
#hamnet Dronak H 157763091@cats.ucis.vill.edu (3 Squire to SirJeStEr
of Camelot)
#hamnet banquo H+ irc14374@andromeda.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (0 nick)
#hamnet reifsnyd H reifsnyd@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (3 REIFSNYDER DAVID E)
#hamnet PCbeth H+ ~fbeck@helix.net (3 chris fonnesbeck)
#hamnet howie H ~howie@xyz.clark.net (3 howie@clark.net in
Baltimore... Hi There!)
#hamnet SirMike H ez046099@dale.ucdavis.edu (3 If you ever need me, I
will beyour champion :))
#hamnet raffs H ~raffs@netcom9.netcom.com (3 Raffaele Sena)
#hamnet _Porter H@ gazza@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Guess who!)
#hamnet Athanor G ~irc14255@andromeda.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (3 The Global
Village Idiot)
#hamnet jzitt H ~jzitt@ssnet.com (1 Joseph Zitt)
#hamnet misterdou H D_COYLE@kirk.ptonline.com (1 <define ircname doug>)
#hamnet appleton H appleton@umcc.umcc.umich.edu (2 Scott Appleton)
#hamnet MarkD H elements@slip230.bga.com (5 Mark Denton)
#hamnet Doctor H+ don@ulysses.iol.ie (2 Derek O'Neill)
#hamnet _mac H+ tyree@access.thegroup.net (1 Tyree)
#hamnet Lady_M H@ awashbur@abyss.connected.com (3 This cross I
carry....)
#hamnet stgmngr H@ masrpps@molnir.brunel.ac.uk (0 Paul Sweeney)
#hamnet _Enter H+ wizard@slip202.bga.com (2 I'm an IRC newbie!)
#hamnet witch2 H+ ~kay@netcom7.netcom.com (3 Karen Heyman)
#hamnet Scene H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet BoPeep H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty Dumpty.......was
pushed)
#hamnet gronk H@ ~Steve@spook.esnet.com (3 irc.colorado.EDU)
#hamnet Set H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The_Tijuana_Piss_Artist)
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*Scene* I was ready!
*** Set is now known as witch1
*** SirMike is now known as Khoi
*stgmngr* CUE !
*** DCC SEND connection to _Enter[198.3.118.202,1314] established
<witch1> Outta shcotch again *cackle* Got a bottle? [5]
<witch1> [6]
<witch2> Sure, help yourself. *Cackle* *HIC* Helluva way to treat an old lady
on a cold night [7]
<witch1> Get a load of teh yuppies. Hail Pc, TYhane of Glamis! [9}
<_Enter> PCBeth & Banquo armoured for KICK/BAN/DE-OP wars [8]
/w _enter
*** _Enter is wizard@slip202.bga.com (I'm an IRC newbie!)
*** on channels: +#hamnet #pagan #wicca
*** on irc via server dewey.cc.utexas.edu (UT's "I Repeat Class" server)
* _Enter PCBeth & Banquo armoured for KICK/BAN/DE-OP wars [8]
<witch2> Hail PC! Thane_of_Cawdor! Soon 2b /nick King /mode +o {11}
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<PCbeth> Huh? I'm Glamis but I thought Cawdor was already registered with
NickServ. Lessee... "Thane_of_Cawdor is traitor@saint.colmes.inch.uk."
Hmmmm... [11]
<witch1> That lamer's about to be k-lined on every server in Scotland. [12]
<banquo> What's K-line? And what's aTHane anyway? [13]
<PCbeth> Beats me. Maybe we cd skip to the King part. [14]
*** Signoff: Mekare (Error 0)
<banquo> What abt me? ... I wanna change my nick too [15]
<witch1> Sorry Nickserv's down again. But yr kinds can b kings. [16]
*** Gazza is now known as rom-swe
<witch1> kids, even <sigh>
<banquo> THANX 4 NOTHING, WITCH [17]
* Scene 2: PcBeth's castle. Spoooky penny whistling.... torches barely
+ illuminating the murky depths of the castle corridors. [18]
* Lady_M swishes about in front of mirror, trying on royal costumes. [19]
*** Signoff: misterdou (Leaving)
*** Signoff: jaz (Leaving)
<Lady_M> Me, a queen! |I always knew I'd be a star. But that wimp |Pcbeth --
he doesn't have the balls to do what he has to. [20]
* _Enter /PCBeth.
*** Signoff by Gazza detected
<witch1> [21]
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<Lady_M> re sugar buns, how was yr day? [22]
<PCbeth> Bloody awful. Did u hear? We're having the king for dinner. [23]
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<Lady_M> You bet we are, darling, just leave it to me. [24]
*** witch1 is now known as Producer
* _Enter /King. [25]
<King> What a great *pad* you have here [26]
<Lady_M> So glad you like it. I decorated it myself [27]
-> *sjacobson* hurry change yr nick
<King> Marvelous view. Is that Birnam Wood? [28]
*sjacobson* how do I do that?
<PCbeth> (aside) I can't do it. [29]
<Lady_M> Just listen to me, marshmallow. I'll get the guards smashed, then
you take care of the ing. Screw up yr courage. [30]
-> *sjacobson* /nick Witch1
*stgmngr* didn't have time to set the password do now ?
<PCbeth> (aside) That lady's got balls. [31]
* Scene 3: Night in the castle. A hallway.
+ Naked frailties shiver in the shadows. [32]
-> *stgmngr* yes
*** sjacobson is now known as witch1
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* _Enter /PCBeth [33]
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<PCbeth> Is this a dagger that I see before me? Crikes this castle's spooky at
night! I don't want to do this but the old lady will never leave me alone if I
don't. [34]
*** Mode change "+k cawdor" on channel #hamnet by stgmngr
-> *witch1* stand by for line 110
*witch1* Thanks! Delphi was having a meltdown today..
-> *witch1* I did yr 1st scene 4u
(phr/#hamnet) /join #hamnet doesn't work?
*** Signoff: netta (Leaving)
*witch1* thanks! ;>
*** Mode change "-k cawdor" on channel #hamnet by Porter
-> *phr* /join #hamnet cawdor
* _Enter Lady_M. [36]
<Lady_M> Phew! those guards reek of Scotch! [37]
*phr* thanks
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* _Enter pcbeth. [38]
<Lady_M> ?Did you do it? Idiot! You were supposed to leave the daggers on the
guards. Give them to me, and for God's sake go clean up! [39]
*** _Exit is Erdor@port62.annex1.net.ubc.ca (Email:karsai@unixg.ubc.ca)
*** on channels: #hamnet
*** on irc via server irc-2.mit.edu (Mass. Institute of Technology, Cambridge,
MA, USA)
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<Producer> Exit LadyM [40]
<PCbeth> I'll never get to sleep after all this. Where's the prozac? [41]
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* Lady_M returns [42]
*_Exit* can't
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-> *lady_m* GO 43
<Lady_M> Boy, those boys are going to be surprised when they wake up. I
haven't had so much fun fingerpainting since kindergarten. C'mon poopsie,
let's go take a bath. [43]
* Scene 4: The castle entryway. Early morning. A man pushing a shopping cart
+ passes by, calling, "Bring out yer dead! Today is Double Coupon
+ day...two buried for the price of one!" [44]
-> *lady_m* sorry
*Lady_M* sorry
*** PCbeth is now known as _PC
<_mac> Knock, knock!
<Producer> [44]
<Producer> [45]
<Producer> [46]
/w Porter
*** Porter is ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk
(http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
*** on channels: @#hamnet
*** on irc via server stork.doc.ic.ac.uk (Dept of Computing, Imperial College,
London UK)
<_mac> Knock knock!
<Producer> HA HA [46]
<Producer> try louder
-> *porter* GOOOOOO\
<_mac> KNOCK KNOCK!
<Producer> [46]
<Porter> Wose there [46]
<_mac> irc
<Porter> [47]
<Producer> [47]
<Porter> irc who? [49]
<_mac> irc u in my dreams, sweet'eart!
<Producer> [50]
<Porter> Knock, knock. [51]
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<_mac> Who's there? [52]
<Porter> / [53]
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<_mac> who [53]
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<Porter> Channel Nickname S User@host (name)
<Porter> #hamnet Hal H* henryIV@england.gov
-> *president* welcome
<Porter> #hamnet Romeo H rmontague@cs.verona.ac.it
<_mac> er [54]
<Porter> #hamnet Caesar H* julius@senate.rome.gov
<Porter> #hamnet Othello A* moor@doge.venice.mil
<Porter> #hamnet shrew H@ kate@padua.edu
<Porter> #hamnet rkrantz H buddy@cam.ac.uk
<Porter> #hamnet Hamlet A prince@castle.elsinore.dk
<Porter> #hamnet Titania H@ queen@fairies.org
<Porter> #hamnet Amoniki G* star@striker.co.nig
<Porter> heheheheheheheheheh
[55]
*President* hello. sorry I couldn't come earlier
<_mac> Open the bloody door, you fool! [56]
* _Enter Mac stage right. Enter PC stage left. [57]
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<_mac> Re PC. Where's the King? [58]
<_PC> In bed. Why don't you go wake him? (aside) he he he. Wait'll he gets a
load of this. [59]
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<_Exit> and return Mac. [60]
<Producer> Exit & return Mac [60]
<_mac> Horrors! The King is dead! And what a bloody MESS! [61]
<_PC> No way, man. [62]
<_mac> Yes way! Go look for yerself! [63]
<_Exit> and return PC, gagging. [64]
* _Enter Malcolm and Donalbain. [65]
<Malcolm> 'zup man? [66]
-Donalbain:#hamnet- Yeah, 'zup? (Mutters: "I went thru hell to get my equity
card for _this_?") [67]
<Donalbain> Yeah, 'zup? (Mutters: "I went thru hell to get my equity card for
_this_?") [67]
<_PC> (aside to Mac) Let's get the newbies. [68]
<_mac> Your Dad's Murdered!! [69]
<Malcolm> O gawd! Who dunnit? [70]
<Donalbain> Gawd! Whodunnit??? (mumbles: "My agent is a dead man too!") [71]
<_PC> The guards were passed out drunk with the bloody daggers still in their
hands. I did the bastards in right away. [72]
<_mac> GOOD WORK, PC!! [73]
<Malcolm> <aside to Don> Smells fishy to me. Lets' get the hell out of here.
You go this way I'll go that way. [74]
<Donalbain> I'll go this way, you go that way (thinks: "Thank god for that, my
last line, I'm outta here) [75]
<Malcolm> And for god's sake stop repeating everything I say. [76]
* Scene 5: PcBeth's new palace. A torchlit NO VACANCY sign flickers. [77]
<banquo> Well, PC's finally King like the bag ladies said. But I suspect dirty
tr4icks in the boardroom. A guy's gotta watch his back around here [78]
* _Enter PC and Lady_M. [79]
<Lady_M> Banquo, darling. You are coming to dinner tonight, aren't you? [80]
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<banquo> Who are you serving tonite? [81]
<Lady_M> He's such a comic, isn't he, swetet heart? (aisde to PC) Are you
going to let him talk to me like that? [82]
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<Porter:#greenroom> Phew.. what a performance.
<banquo> I'm off to take the boy for a horseback ride,brb. [83]
<_PC> (aside) Don't worry, dear. I've got a little accident planned for him.
[84]
<Porter:#greenroom> I was magnificant
<Lady_M> Ta have fun (to PC) Pity. Nice buns he's got [85]
* Scene 6: Dinner party at the palace. One chair conspicuously empty. [86]
<Porter:#greenroom> hehehe
*** Producer is now known as Set
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<Set> *--------------------------*
<Set> * / o \. *
<Set> /| / /------/ | \------\ \ |\.
<Set> / |_/ / ( )/ (_) ^ (_) \( ) \ \_| \.
<Set> */ / /______/ _|_ _|_ \______\ \ \*
<Set> * |__/ \__| *
<Set> /| ||/ /-------/(_) O (_)\-------\ \|| |\.
<Set> / |__ / / ----o / | | | \ o---- \ \__| \.
<Set> */ / / ( ) / __|__ | __|__ \ ( ) \ \ \*
<Set> * |___ / /_______/ ( ) \_______\ \___| *
<Set> / || / (------------) \ || |\.
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<Set> / / / -----O / (_) ( *( o o )* ) (_) \ O----- \ \ \.
<Set> */ / / ( ) / | ( *( == )* ) | \ ( ) \ \
<Set> | / / ( ) / __|__ (____()____) __|__ \ ( ) \ \ |
<Set> |___ / /________/ ^^ \________\ \___|
<Set> || / (boar's head) \.||
<Set> ||*____________________________________________________________*||
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<Set> \||||||/ \||||||/
<Set> \||||/ \||||/
<Set> <><> <><>
*** banquo is now known as Ghostban
<Set> [87]
<Ghostban> [88]
/w lady_r
*** Lady_R is msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (brenda danet)
*** on channels: @#hamnet
*** on irc via server irc-2.mit.edu (Mass. Institute of Technology, Cambridge,
MA, USA)
*** Lady_R has been idle 20 minutes
<Lady_R> cat: 0652-050 Cannot open k.
<Ghostban> nick Ghostban
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-> *lady_r* do it manually...
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*** Signoff: Lady_R (Leaving)
*witch2* Wow! Impressive work!
<Ghostban> [88]
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-> *ghostban* you're doing fine. Problem in Jerusalem
<do-re-MI> Lady_M's palace redo is really TOO MUCH. Pampas grass and
peacock feathers
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<do-re-MI> - a bit tacky for a palace, don't you think? The Italian floor
tiles
<do-re-MI> aren't bad, but wall-to-wall carpenting would have made more
sense in this
<do-re-MI> freezing climate. [89]
<Ross> And the Matisse posters! You'd think they could afford an authentic
Gainsborough or two..[90]
<Lady_M> Dahlings, please sit down. The broccoli cheese soup is about to be
served [91]
*** Ross is rgrove@kaiwan.kaiwan.com (Richard Grove)
*** on channels: +#hamnet
*** on irc via server organ.ctr.columbia.edu (Columbia University IRC)
<Ross> (aside) ou oh, whatd I tell you? I bet its psta and tai peanut sauce
next! [92]
<do-re-MI> And mead! Certainly they could come up with a decent burgundy to go
with
<do-re-MI> the boar's head. Nobody serves mead these days. [93]
*** Signoff: shaking (Leaving)
<Lady_M> (to PC) What's the matter, peach buns? You look a lttle pale [94]
<_PC> I don't think I can eat. I'm feeling too guilty. [95]
<Lady_M> Don't look so suspicious. Smile for God's sake. [96]
* Ghostban enters and sits down in PC's chair [97]
<_PC> Eeeeek! [98]
<Ross> What's the matter with him???[99]
<_PC> Away! Out you fiend. [100]
<Lady_M> Don't mind him. It's just the Leonardo virus again. East, eat.
(aside) hush you idiot! [101]
* Ghostban lifts dog-chewed fingeer and points at PC [102]
<_PC> No, no, it wasn't me. I didn't do it. [103]
<_Enter> Fireeyes, my address is actually wizard@bga.com -- no slip202
* Lady_M snatches spoon from Lad_R's hand on way to her mouth. [104]
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<Lady_M> So sorry, ladies and gents. I'm afraid we'll have to call this off.
[105]
<do-re-MI> Well I never...NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!!! [106]
<Ross> C'mon, let's go back to our room and order up some Pizza!!![107]
<_Exit> Lords & Ladies. [108]
* Scene 7: Same blasted heath. Same wasted witches. Small scruffy dog wanders
+ past with a totally lost look on its face. [109]
/w witch1
*** witch1 is SJACOBSON@bos1d.delphi.com (<SJACOBSON>)
*** on channels: #hamnet
*** on irc via server irc-2.mit.edu (Mass. Institute of Technology, Cambridge,
MA, USA)
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<witch1> Eye of newt and toe of frog. Wool fo bat and tongue of dog [110]
<witch2> *YECH*!!! _Where'd_ you _get_ this recipe?! [111]
*** Signoff: jzitt (Error 0)
<witch1> *cackle* Off the net, of course! I downloaded it from
gatekeeper.dec.com! [112]
<witch2> Here comes that sucker PC again, let's mess with his head [113}
<_Enter> Pc. [114]
<_PC> re, hags. [115]
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<witch1> *cackle* 'zup PC?? Howse the kingdom going? [116]
<_PC> It's time to go head to head with Mac. His OS is really getting up my
nose. What're my chances in a takeover, ho? [117]
<witch2> Hsssst, watch your back! Beware of Mac! [118]
<witch1> The one you fear come out no rear... [119]
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<witch2> The ircops shall never /SQuit you til Birnam Woods /JOINs #Dunisname
[120]
<_PC> Whew, that's a relief! Still, think I'll bust a few heads just to keep
everybody on their toes. [121]
* Scene 8: Due to appalling weather conditions in Scotland...
+ and the numerous complaints from the cast....
+ the action has been relocated to a summer's day in England......
+ It is raining.