PCbeth -- An IBM clone of Macbeth

irc-play by Gayle Kidder

A PRODUCTION OF THE HAMNET PLAYERS

World premiere, 23rd April 1994

LOG FILE

IRC log started Sat Apr 23 09:22

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*** irc.mit.edu : Saturday April 23 1994 -- 12:31 -05:00

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<aurra> scene: okay

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<RokinDuck> scene---u got it...

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*** Bad Craziness

<minou> aurra, i need ops pls

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<minou> thanks

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<asm> ops please aurra

<RokinDuck> %op asm

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<aurra> *laugh*

<asm> cheers !

<RokinDuck> *laugh*

<Producer> aurra:also why chan private????

<aurra> i dunno

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<aurra> rokin

<RokinDuck> Producer---security reasons.

<Producer> well let's throw it open

*kashka* hey ho

<RokinDuck> %mode -i

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-> *kashka* hi. welcome

*LadyR* well??? shall we return?? or is this acting limbo??

-> *LadyR* come on in

*** LadyR is away: getting food.....

*kashka* don't I get an invite? :)

* RokinDuck sez DuckAngel is a very security oriented bot, as shown just now

-> *kashka* come on in

<RokinDuck> -:)

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<kashka> hello all :)

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<aurra> hello kashka

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<Producer> aurra I'm having trouble setting topic

<Producer> Hi Donal, witch

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EST

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<Witch> Am I supposed to be knows as this.

*** Witch is now known as Witch_1

<Witch_1> that makes sense.

<Witch_2> hello fellow witch :)

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<Witch_1> Witch_2: [grin]

<Producer> aurra please set topic

<Witch_1> Witch_2: Rather suitable for me, don't you think. ;)

Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)

#HAMNET Witch_1 H ~csc280@cent1.lancs.ac.uk (UK H.Q. of Huggaholics

Anonymous)

#HAMNET    Donalbain H   csc039@cent1.lancs.ac.uk (Zarniwoop)

#HAMNET LadyR G dtraini@epicycle.lm.com ( di in \burgh)

#HAMNET Witch_2 H radianl@birisc.cs.biu.ac.il (Princess Coldheart)

#HAMNET asm H@ masrpps@molnir.brunel.ac.uk (Paul Sweeney)

#HAMNET minou H@ sirrah@access.thegroup.net (Stu Harris)

#HAMNET DuckAngel H@ muni@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Blues [and Angel]Powered!)

#HAMNET Producer H@ sirrah@access.thegroup.net (Stu Harris)

#HAMNET SCENE G LADYSUMMER@bos1c.delphi.com (A Lance S. Buckley /

Cheryl L. Summers Production)

#HAMNET RokinDuck H@ muni@pegasus.rutgers.edu (zomeone needz inzanity)

#HAMNET aurra G@ aurra@netcom11.netcom.com (Falling Angel)

<Witch_2> W1: oh yes :) you make a wonderful witch :)

<Witch_2> W1: what about me? they say black is my colour :)

<RokinDuck> there.

<aurra> producer: I did

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<Producer> OK

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<Witch_1> W2: Same here really.

<Producer> aurra:Oh, bad craziness???? eeewwwwww

<Witch_1> W2: Well its either a witch or an ugly sister.

<Witch_2> black is a lovely colour :)

<RokinDuck> brb.

<Witch_1> w2: ain't it just. 8)

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<Witch_2> Enter!!! :)

<_Enter> Hoya

<Producer> You all should c us in our cozzies!!! (mayb you will

* Witch_2 cackles

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<Witch_2> Producer: of course!! :)

*RokinDuck* still want me to be the Porter?

<Producer> Welcome snug

-> *RokinDuck* yes pleeese

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<snug> hello all

* Witch_1 boils up a bit more broth; leg of merp, eye of kashka, hair of hidi,

tongue of neilm

*** RokinDuck: No such nick/channel

<Producer> OK WHO WANTS A PROGRAM????

<StgMngr> author: oh

<Witch_2> what should we take from neilj jones though?

<Witch_1> A program?

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<snug> yes please

*Witch_2* is this the one you sent me?

<Producer> WE HAVE PROGRAMS TO OFFER BY DCC

-> *Witch_2* yes luv

<Author> I need to know who wants to receive jpgs during show.

<botsysmgr> Producer---I do

*Witch_2* cool :) *cackle*

<asm> not me

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<Witch_2> I think I'll pass *cackle*

<Witch_2> exit!!!!

<Producer> Welcome back othernick

<_exit> helooo!

<_exit> made it. wow

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<Witch_2> oh no! the critic!!!

<StgMngr> Welcome TheCritic

<Author> Anyone who wants jpgs please enter JPGS PLS

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<Gazza> HELP!

<botsysmgr> JPGS PLS

* Gazza has lost his lines!

<Producer> aurra we are on a backup account and do not have all our

files....ack

<_exit> JPGS PLS

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<Author> Welcome Old Bear. Would you like center or aisle seats?

<Producer> Welcome Desai

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<Witch_2> weeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome gazza heeeeheeeheeHEEEheeeeHEEE

* Witch_1 can't display them during the show unfortunately.

<SHNELLS> :)

*erdor* Hi! I finally made it, and hopefully this time I won't get cut out

=)..

<botsysmgr> producer---any idea as to why the reg. acct. is not working?

<kwistle> hey

<SHNELLS> i would like aisle seats i think

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<Gazza> HELP! HELP!

<Producer> Hi gaz

<Witch_2> hellllloooo kwisssssss

<Witch_1> hubble bubble lookout its the witches, look out its trouble!

<TheCritic> I need an Aisle seat so I can buy honey in the lobby during

intermission.

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<StgMngr> gazza: what is wrong?

<Gazza> stgmngr: I have lost my script...

* Witch_2 dances around with Witch_1 looking mean

<Producer> erdor can you take a part?

<TheCritic> errr. sherry. I meant buy sherry

<StgMngr> TheCritic: no food in the auditiorium..*grin*

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<Erdor> umm.. how big?

<Producer> Tanifa:can u take a part?

<SHNELLS> brb

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<Producer> erdor... 5 lines

<Author> Actually we don't have a license to sell honey yet

*StgMngr* can you feed gazza his lines? I dont have the file

<Witch_2> muhahahahaha

* SCENE is here

<SCENE> here, too

<Producer> kwis:how about you luv?

<Gazza> hang on front door

<kwis> hoopy, el

<Erdor> I guess so.. the system I'm on is in Beta test.. so hopefuly it won't

die halfway through the show =)..

<kwis> how about me what?

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-> *StgMngr* I will have to exit & return with them

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<lsb> (where's my goddam seat?)

<Witch_2> here toad here toad

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<botsysmgr> %op producer

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<Gazza> stgmngr: By dcc please

*** Sent DCC SEND request to gazza

<botsysmgr> producer---still need a porter?

<Producer> OK gazza lines on their way

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<Producer> He's got 'em

<Gazza> cheers EL.. Back in a mo.. download and print time.

-> *kwis* please play doc...

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* Witch_2 grins evilly

<Erdor> still need my lines if I'm gonna do that part..

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<Producer> rokin:I'd rather you do it

<StgMngr> welcome val

<Producer> welcome ladygrey

<ladygrey> 'lko

<StgMngr> welcome all you....

<ladygrey> who am i?

*** Ambiguous command: Q

<botsysmgr> welcome to #hamnet, val!

*** Starting conversation with erdor

*kwis* i have a dodgy connection - i'd love a part but would hate to have

demon drop the my connection on the floor

*** Ambiguous command: S

<botsysmgr> producer---okie so you want me to be the Porter?

<botsysmgr> okie...

<Producer> And the Matisse posters. You'd think they could afford an authentic

<Producer> Gainsborough or two. [90]

<Producer> (aside) Uh, oh, what'd I tell you? I bet it's pasta and thai peanut

<Producer> sauce next. [92]

<Producer> What's the matter with him? [99]

<Producer> C'mon, let's go back to our room and order up a pizza. [107]

<Producer> PC's running amok. He's broken into yr castle, killed yr wife and

<Producer> smashed all yr computers. [128]

*** Alias S added

<Witch_2> where's our audience?

<lsb> here!

*** Alias Q added

-> *erdor* q

<Witch_2> lsb: are you our audience?

*** Ending conversation with erdor

* BoPeep is an audience too

<Witch_2> ooooh I'm soooooooooo excited *practices her obnoxious starlet

voice*

<Witch_2> Bo: split personality? :)

-> *ladygrey* we assume ur valerie/malcolm

<kwis> how many parts aren't taken?

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<Producer> witch2:hehehe

*StgMngr* have you seen fem, uros, valda, infonut or fingwe?

*Erdor* who am i? what nick should I be takin?

<BoPeep> Witch_2, I am Scene's agent

* Witch_1 wipes the cat hair from witch2's hat.

<Witch_2> producer: am I doing a good job daaaaarling? :)

*** ladygrey is now known as malcum

<malcum> heheh

<Witch_2> thank you W1 :) I didn't skin it properly I guess

-> *stgmngr* uros is OUT

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*** malcum is now known as malcOlm

<Witch_2> put it in the blender and wham! it goes all over the place

<lsb> damn butterflies again.

<Witch_1> w2: i guess so.

*StgMngr* hehe okay...

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*StgMngr* are you recasting now?

*botsysmgr* brb -- going to set up my Porter lines.

<Witch_2> my heart goes a-flutter

* Witch_1 walks over to donalbain and checks his outfit over, and gives him a quick affectionate kiss on his forehead.

<Witch_2> is my make up ok?

-> *stgmngr* yes, trying. I will do prologue

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<Witch_1> w2: me two (different reasons I think. ;) )

* Donalbain goes to turn a couple of lights off

<Witch_1> w2: Appears so. Me?

*StgMngr* okay...

*** Erdor is now known as Ross

<lsb> hey, keep the noise down! I'm trying to get some sleep here!

* Witch_1 gives w2 a quick hug of support.

<Witch_2> hehehe W1

* asm smokes a quick fag

* ValAgent makes deal with Hollywood movie execs for Valerie to be in a film.

<Witch_2> W1: you have some red stuff on your teeth, is that on purpose? :)

* Witch_1 points out the fire regulations to asm

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* Producer strokes a quick fag

<Producer> htf did the star lose his script???

<Gazza> Phew!

<Witch_1> w2: heavens no.

<Producer> WHO WANTS A PROGRAM????

<Witch_2> W1: I thought it was fake blood :)

* Witch_1 goes to work with a piece of cotton wool. Is that better?

<Witch_1> w2: Not fake. ;)

<Witch_2> yes muchly :)

<Gazza> ?

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<LadyR> MEE!

<Producer> Welcome flemball

*** Signoff: kwis (Leaving)

<_exit> yes me, i want to male a paper aeroplane

*StgMngr* actors...they always lose scripts

<Flemball> hellllllllo

<Witch_2> theatre people always smoke! :)

<Gazza> prod: I am at home.. I can't find the file of my lines... I printed it

out on campus...

<_exit> make

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<Gazza> brb

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<asm> producer IS a quick fag

* Witch_2 laughs

<Producer> flemball can u take a role??

* Witch_1 walks over to donalbain and sits down beside him.

<Producer> foosh can u take a role?

Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)

#HAMNET    foosh     H   foosh@netcom6.netcom.com (Stephen Treger)

#HAMNET Flemball H abm5@jambo.cc.columbia.edu (Adams B Michaels)

#HAMNET kwis H paola@arcglade.demon.co.uk (Paola Kathuria)

#HAMNET ValAgent H ~valbots@ix.wcc.govt.nz (the.valerie.agency)

#HAMNET mAlcOlM H LADYGREY@bos1f.delphi.com (
Celebrity>
)

#HAMNET Producer H@ sirrah@access.thegroup.net (Stu Harris)

#HAMNET BoPeep H ~cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Humpty Dumpty.......was

pushed)

#HAMNET lsb H nouser@dismayl.demon.co.uk (avalon.demon.co.uk)

#HAMNET edge_ H jay@loose.apana.org.au (Jay Hawley)

#HAMNET TheCritic G oldbear@JACK-VANCE.MIT.EDU (Wise and Noble Beast)

#HAMNET Ross H Wormy@pig.shoreline.ca (Shoreline BBS, Vancouver)

#HAMNET _exit H ephraim@lourie.und.ac.za (noone can be that)

#HAMNET snug H snug@snug.demon.co.uk

(Email:goodwin@snug.demon.co.uk)

#HAMNET _Enter H ch@chills.demon.co.uk (The Bishop of Babel)

#HAMNET Witch_1 H ~csc280@cent1.lancs.ac.uk (UK H.Q. of Huggaholics

Anonymous)

#HAMNET Donalbain H csc039@cent1.lancs.ac.uk (Zarniwoop)

#HAMNET LadyR G dtraini@epicycle.lm.com ( di in \burgh)

#HAMNET Witch_2 H radianl@birisc.cs.biu.ac.il (Princess Coldheart)

#HAMNET asm H@ masrpps@molnir.brunel.ac.uk (Paul Sweeney)

#HAMNET Author H@ sirrah@access.thegroup.net (Stu Harris)

#HAMNET DuckAngel H@ muni@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Blues [and Angel]

Powered!)

#HAMNET SCENE G LADYSUMMER@bos1c.delphi.com (A Lance S. Buckley /

Cheryl L. Summers Production)

#HAMNET botsysmgr H@ muni@pegasus.rutgers.edu (zomeone needz inzanity)

#HAMNET StgMngr G@ aurra@netcom11.netcom.com (Falling Angel)

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* Witch_2 paces nervously

<Flemball> Double double toil and trouble, Wilma, Fred and Barney Rubble

* Donalbain puts an arm around witch_1

<Witch_2> hahahahahahahahahah

* BoPeep laughs (nervously)

<foosh> Okay

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<asm> ok

* Witch_2 practices some relaxation techniques

<botsysmgr> brb.

*** Signoff: botsysmgr (Leaving)

<Producer> foosh you are Banquo... lines coming

* BoPeep hands Scene some AlkaSeltzer

*** Starting conversation with foosh

<Producer> cat: banquo: No such file or directory

<Witch_2> everybody stand in a circle and hold hands

*asm* can you tell me who you have recently cast so that I can make them +v

<ValAgent> blesh

<foosh> Ummmmmmmmmm <chanting softly>

* LadyR listens to Chants

* Witch_1 wonders if donalbain wants to go around to the corner and practise some more 'relaxation' techniques.

<StgMngr> rokin: help producer trouble shoot

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<Witch_2> group hug group hug!

* mAlcOlM shoots trouble with a Glock 9 mm.

* Donalbain grins, and says he wouldn't say no 8)

* lsb settles into his seat

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*asm* how is casting going ?

*kwis* you didnt send me any lines did you?

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* Witch_1 wonders about darting around to teh supermarket afterwards and

getting some cider.

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*** Ending conversation with foosh

* Witch_2 does a yoga thingie

<Producer> kwis no

<mAlcOlM> :)

* StgMngr is getting confused with all the valerie and michaels

<StgMngr> *grin*

* LadyR is on heavy antihistamines :)

*** foosh is now known as Banquo

<kwis> good

<avantpoP> I'm just lurking.

<lsb> are we moderated yet?

<mAlcOlM> hehehe

<Witch_2> oommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

<lsb> rofl!

* Witch_2 laughs

<StgMngr> fem? you here

<Witch_1> w2: c'mon, relax petal.

<StgMngr> fem>

<StgMngr> fem?

<StgMngr> do we have fem?

* Witch_2 cackles

<lsb>

* Demon grins evilly ...

<Demon> .jt

* Witch_2 grins in a most ghastly way

<Producer> I gotta go get Banquo lines...brb

* Witch_2 only has 2 teeth left

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<mAlcOlM> juilette i mean

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*StgMngr* you have to let me know when you have ppl like minou on standby

<Dudester> Hi

*StgMngr* i can't makrk it off

<Dudester> did I miss it?

<StgMngr> dude...

<SCENE> juliet even

<Witch_2> yup, just did goodnight :)

<mAlcOlM> dOOd!

*StgMngr* give dude a part....he can handle it

<Witch_2> no , it hasn't started yet :)

*StgMngr* Ross

-> *StgMngr* king, doctor

*** StgMngr is away: hold on..will be with you in a minute

<Dudester> heh

<Banquo> line?! line?!

* Witch_2 cackles

<SHNELLS> brb

<Producer> Hang on banquo

*StgMngr* we still need king and doctor?

<Dudester> any part still left?

*** Alias S added

*** Signoff: SHNELLS (Leaving)

<StgMngr> dude: yes...

*_exit* how long is it likely to take? because ill get a tineout in 35 minutes, i should ideally looff and on again 5 minutes before it starts.

<Producer> What's a K-line? And what's a Thane anyway? [13]

<Producer> What abt me... I wanna change my nick too. [15]

<Producer> Thanx 4 nothing, witch! [17]

<Producer> Well, PC's finally King like the bag ladies said. But I suspect

dirty

<Producer> tricks in the boardroom. A guy's gotta watch his back around

here. [78]

<Producer> Who are you serving tonight? [81]

<Producer> I'm off to take the boy for a horseback ride before dinner. brb.

[83]

<Producer> /NICK GhostBan

<Producer> [88]

<Producer> /ME enters and sits down in PC's chair. [97]

<Producer> /ME lifts dog-chewed finger and points to PC. [102]

<Dudester> Ok I'll take one

<mAlcOlM> dudeester, dont yuou mean "any port still left?"

* kwis iopens a bag of popcorn and starts throwing it on the stage

*** Starting conversation with banquo

<Producer> What's a K-line? And what's a Thane anyway? [13]

<Producer> What abt me... I wanna change my nick too. [15]

<Producer> Thanx 4 nothing, witch! [17]

<Producer> Well, PC's finally King like the bag ladies said. But I suspect

dirty

<Producer> tricks in the boardroom. A guy's gotta watch his back around

here. [78]

<Producer> Who are you serving tonight? [81]

<Producer> I'm off to take the boy for a horseback ride before dinner. brb.

[83]

<Producer> /NICK GhostBan

<Producer> [88]

<Producer> /ME enters and sits down in PC's chair. [97]

<Producer> /ME lifts dog-chewed finger and points to PC. [102]

<mAlcOlM> waht the phuc?

-> *banquo* THERE YOU ARE

<lsb> oops, methinks a fake pas

*** Ambiguous command: Q

*StgMngr* to do that you should go to a diffrenet channel

-> *banquo* Dudester ur doctor

<_Enter> Hmmm

<Dudester> that's my part?

<Dudester> hmm

<Witch_2> sounds good to me!

*StgMngr* that is really 1 annoying..and 2. looks bad

-> *banquo* Dudester yes here are line

<snug> Something is rotten in the state of the producer

<lsb> don't you know it's rude to show your parts in public?

*** Starting conversation with dudester

<Witch_1> lsb: behave!

<mAlcOlM> i do it often :)

<StgMngr> banquo those are your lines

<mAlcOlM> :o

<mAlcOlM> l

<mAlcOlM> kidding

* kwis burps loudly

<Dudester> What is my lines?

<Dudester> ;P

*** Ambiguous command: Q

<mAlcOlM> what is?

<mAlcOlM> what are

<StgMngr> dude: plz hold

*** Ending conversation with dudester

<Dudester> heh

* Witch_1 worries, wondering my donalbain is so quiet

<lsb> would the person who just farted, please leave the theatre.

*asm* roos is now being played by wormy ?

*** Sent DCC SEND request to dudester

* Dudester scratches. Which one of them is Aurra?

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* avantpoP wonders when the show will start.

<Witch_2> lsb: we're waiting :)

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<lsb> hehe

<Dudester> brb

* Witch_2 grins

<lsb> How' you know it was me?

<Producer> Dudester OK????

* ValAgent snoozes.

<StgMngr> avantpop soon...

<Dudester> No.

<Dudester> wait

<Witch_2> lsb: a witch always knows

<Witch_2> lsb: it's that eye on newt I put in ur popcorn

<Producer> We only need KING & we r done

<lsb> poor witch :)

<Witch_2> on=of

*StgMngr* is ross being plzed by wormy?

<Dudester> say try again

<Dudester> try again plz

<mAlcOlM> !

<Witch_2> lsb: life is one big fart for us witches

<lsb> are we late, ot is england early?

*StgMngr* give dudester the king

-> *StgMngr* no erdor

*** StgMngr is away: hold on..will be with you in a minute

*** SHNELLS (~gdesai@lynx.dac.neu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet

*StgMngr* okay

*Dudester* dcc it to me

-> *Dudester* dudester=doctor

*** Sylvie (irc@RED-DWARF.CIT.CORNELL.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet

<Witch_1> lsb: the former, at a guess.

*_exit* im going to logoff, bb in 5 minutes, okay?

*Dudester* yeah

*** Sent DCC SEND request to dudester

*Dudester* the dcc didnt' go through

*** Mode change "+o Producer" on channel #HAMNET by StgMngr

*** Signoff: SHNELLS (Leaving)

*** gemin (PINBALLMAN@192.80.63.2) has joined channel #hamnet

*** Mode change "+o RokinDuck" on channel #HAMNET by StgMngr

<lsb> oh well

*** DCC SEND connection to dudester[129.21.32.9] established

*** DCC SEND:/usr/net/sirrah/doctor to dudester completed 0.0009766 kb/sec

*** GloCCCk (discipio@crl2.crl.com) has joined channel #HamNet

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<gemin> hi people

* lsb cuts his toenails, ready for later.

*Dudester* can you e-mail it to me? I think my DCC is fucked

<gemin> talk to me im n2wfm

<StgMngr> Welcome ppl...

<Witch_2> Weeeeeeeeeeeelcoooome

* Sylvie applauds.

<mAlcOlM> wilkommen!

<Producer> Dudester no, wait

<lsb> yay!

<gemin> wilkommen? sprichst du deutsch gut?

*** Starting conversation with dudester

* SHNELLS s

*** RokinDuck is now known as botsysmgr

* avantpoP thinks of pulling a Kurt Cobain.

<botsysmgr> Knock, knock. [51]

<mAlcOlM> :o

<botsysmgr> 55

<botsysmgr> {say Channel Nickname S User@host (name);say #hamnet Hal


H* henryIV@england.gov;say #hamnet Romeo H

rmontague@cs.verona.ac.it;say #hamnet Caesar H* julius@senate.rome.gov;say

#hamnet Othello A* moor@doge.venice.mil;say #hamnet shrew H@

kate@padua.edu;say #hamnet rkrantz H buddy@cam.ac.uk;say #hamnet Hamlet

A prince@castle.elsinore.dk;say #hamnet Titania H@ queen@fairies.org;say

hehehe. [55]}

<asm> x ross

*** Signoff: GloCCCk (Leaving)

<Witch_2> kaboom!

<botsysmgr> shit.

* StgMngr is checking...does everyone have their lines??????

<SHNELLS> erm

<gemin> oh my god help im lost in a college network

<Witch_2> mine are here!

<_Enter> StgMngr : yup

<lsb> yup, got three right here

<Dudester> aurra: no.

<mAlcOlM> yez

<_exit> yes.,

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<Banquo> Ummm... I thinkso

<lsb> *sniff*

<Dudester> My dcc's screwing up on me.

<SHNELLS> gemin sounds like youre doing fine :)

<snug> Jawohl

*StgMngr* who do you want dude to play?

<lsb> make that two.

<StgMngr> dude: join #HamNet2

* Witch_1 taps her foot, wondering when we start

<wilder> The audience is here.

-> *StgMngr* doctor... I have 2 enter lines manually

*** StgMngr is away: hold on..will be with you in a minute

<StgMngr> producer: join #Hamnet2 and offer dude his lines

<lsb> you're the witch, you tell us!

* Witch_2 checks her watch

* SHNELLS twiddles her thumb

<StgMngr> witch....plz stay calm

* SCENE is set

<SHNELLS> s

<Witch_2> oops! I had my watch on!

*** Ending conversation with dudester

<lsb> hehe

<gemin> oh tnk

<mAlcOlM> :):):)

*** Dudester invites you to channel #hamnet2

<mAlcOlM> :):):)

<mAlcOlM> :):):)

<mAlcOlM> :):):)

<mAlcOlM> :):):)

<mAlcOlM> :):):)

*PcBeth* Give me 5 more?

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*** Users on #hamnet2: Producer @Dudester

<lsb> I'm ready for my close up Mr. deville

* SHNELLS checks lsb's nostrils to pass the time

* Sylvie shall return.

<gemin> inm using this stuff in real time for the first time.

<mAlcOlM> DeMille!!!

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<lsb> *sneeze*

<Witch_2> lsb: hahahaha

* Witch_1 nibbles on Donalbains ear's for a bit,

<lsb> (damn)

<Producer> Dudester here we go....

<Dudester> n

<Dudester> ok

<StgMngr> CAN I PLEASE HAVE EVERYONE IN THEIR CHARACTER NAMES

NOW PLZ

* Donalbain grins broadly

* SHNELLS gets a new sample of snot for hre collection

* LadyR goes to rotate tyres....give a beep

<StgMngr> WE WILL BEGIN IN 4 MINUTES

<mAlcOlM> snot?

<Witch_2> W1: put some in the broth so we can all have some

<Producer> /me lurks [132]

<lsb> nose goblins!

<mAlcOlM> $ MINUTE WARNING!

<mAlcOlM> 4

<SHNELLS> boogers :)

*StgMngr* _exit has to logout for 4 minutes

<Banquo> What's a K-line? And what's a Thane anyway? [13]

<StgMngr> exit: go

*** Signoff: edge_ (Leaving)

*** Signoff: _exit (be back in 3 minutes)

<StgMngr> now

<StgMngr> hurry

* lsb lurves nose goblins

*StgMngr* to avoid his time limit

* mAlcOlM gives shnells a Kleenex(tm)

<Producer> The lady's mad, or else she has a conscience after all [135]

<Dudester> is that all?

<SHNELLS> boogers dammit

* SHNELLS thanks malcolm

* _Enter thinks that lsb is strange

<Producer> Your old lady's really fucked up [140]

<SHNELLS> what a lovely gentleman...he gave me a kleenex

<lsb> enter: join the club :)

<Witch_2> don't we have an usher to throw that hooligan out? :)

*asm* do we have a full cast yet ?

<Producer> Sorry, I'm only pre-med [142]

<mAlcOlM> or a bouncer

<botsysmgr> Channel Nickname S User@host (name);/say #hamnet Hal

H* henryIV@england.gov;/say #hamnet Romeo H

rmontague@cs.verona.ac.it;/say #hamnet Caesar H*

julius@senate.rome.gov;/say #hamnet Othello A* moor@doge.venice.mil;/say

#hamnet shrew H@ kate@padua.edu;/say #hamnet rkrantz H

buddy@cam.ac.uk;/say #hamnet Hamlet A prince@castle.elsinore.dk;/say

#hamnet Titania H@ queen@fairies.org;/say hehehe. [55]

* SHNELLS bounces

<_Enter> W2 : what holligan is that?

<SHNELLS> what the crud was that?

<botsysmgr> Knock, knock. [51]

<lsb> si I've heard

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<Producer> Hate 2 disturb u right b4 finals but yr lady's dead [146]

* mAlcOlM wants ops :)

<StgMngr> rokin: plz,,,,dont how annoying

<Witch_2> enter: lsb :) he coughs and he farts and he crunches

*** Signoff: avantpoP (ra.oc.com ucsd.edu)

<Banquo> who's there

<_Enter> Dunno but it looked like the wrong play to me

<lsb> that's me!

<SHNELLS> and he loves nose goblins

<mAlcOlM> oh shit net split

<StgMngr> Val: You know company policy...no ops but for ppl on

staff...*grin*

* Witch_2 thinks her costume is not short enough for a starlet

<SHNELLS> erm lurves nose goblins that is

<lsb> where?

<Producer> There's something else u ought 2 know. She wasn't what u thought.

Ever see that movie The crying game? [148]

<mAlcOlM> hmmm...my valagent..

<lsb> I see no split...

<_Enter> Nir me

<kwis> i do

<Witch_2> Val: look for the casting couch! :)

<Witch_2> I do

<mAlcOlM> hahaha

<Producer> By the wat, tghere's a tree knocking at yr gate [150]

<SCENE> I don't

<_Enter> kwis : yeah but zircon always sees splits everywhere

<Banquo> We all meeting at Denny's after the show?

<Producer> THTA'S ALL

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* kwis throws some sequence on the witches

<mAlcOlM> hey...

<mAlcOlM> :)

<lsb> oooh, mushroom burger for me

* SHNELLS checks kwis's nostrils

<botsysmgr> Channel Nickname S User@host (name)

<botsysmgr> #hamnet Hal H* henryIV@england.gov

<botsysmgr> #hamnet Romeo H rmontague@cs.verona.ac.it

<botsysmgr>
/BR>