*****************THE HAMNET PLAYERS****************************
"An irc channel named #Desire"
irc-play by Stuart Harris
LOG of first performance 30th Oct 1994
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***IMPORTANT NOTE***
THIS EVENT, LIKE ALL PRODUCTIONS OF THE HAMNET PLAYERS, IS IN
THE PUBLIC DOMAIN AS AN INTERNET EXHIBIT. THE CAPTURE FILE MAY BE
FREELY DISTRIBUTED BUT THE ACTUAL CYBER-PLAY IS COPYRIGHTED AND
SHOULD NOT BE RE-STAGED WITHOUT PERMISSION, WHICH WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE GIVEN IN ALL CASES.
sirrah@beachmedia.com FOR ALL INQUIRIES.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
1: THE VAMP ....................
2: THE PERFORMANCE .............
3: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY
++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE VAMP +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC
IRC log started Sun Oct 30 09:51
*** Value of LOG set to ON
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*** El_Ingles (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #Desire
*** Users on #Desire: @El_Ingles
*** El_Ingles (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet
*** Users on #hamnet: @El_Ingles
*Clive* I've got it right haven't I - the prod is on in about 2 hours?
*** steve (~steve@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet
-> *Clive* bloody right, mate
> ello steve
<steve> Morning Stu.. just checking in to make sure everythings running for
ya!
*** Alfa (nybacka@clavicula.mednet.gu.se) has joined channel #desire
> ....just been seting up aliases, rehearsing etc
> welcome alfa
<steve> Anything you want/need me to do?
> steve:all hunky-dory
> steve:yuo might reccommend a server
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*** 7) irc-2.mit.edu 6667 (El_Ingles)
*** GreenC (~wagner@panix.com) has joined channel #Desire
> ello Heather dahling!!!
*** Producer Nickname is already in use.
*** You have specified an illegal nickname
*** Please enter your nickname
*** El_Ingles is now known as _Producer
* GreenC:#Desire bows to Producer
> Heather did u get hat MONSTRO alias file???
<steve> Stu: You might want to gve irc.math.byu.edu a try... that one
normally is pretty clear.
<GreenC:#Desire> Oh, hello there..didn't recognize you...
> steve it's a little too far West... in case of a netsplit we'll be pretty
much on our own
<GreenC:#Desire> psst psst, it's me, Blanche
<steve> Also, going to cut all news feeds starting at about 10:30 to clear
the network for you, so you shouldn't see muuch, if any lag.
*** okke (okke@xs1.xs4all.nl) has joined channel #hamnet
> steve That's GREAT thanks a lot
> Heather I know its u....<g>
> Did you get the alias file??? Does it work????
> hallo okkee
* GreenC:#Desire looks querilously at Producer who seems to be unconscious.
<okke> hi there _producer, when are we gonna start?
*** You are now talking to channel #desire
* GreenC buggers off.
> Oh sory
> NO
> STAY
* GreenC it's okay.
* GreenC is here.
*** steve is now known as gronk
> sorry I was talking at u on the wrong chan
<GreenC> Just setting my aliases.
*** okke is now known as Steve
> welcome
* GreenC has that problem RL.
> did you get the alias file I sent over?
* GreenC is charmed, like a snake.
<GreenC> Yes, thank you very much.
*** Unknown command: 27
* Alfa is audience ...
*** alias.blanche: File not found
<GreenC> But I found that I had to load them by hand...
* Alfa coughs
* _Producer returns, adjusting her gossamer gown [25]
* GreenC offers a lozenge to Alfa.
> Mr. Kowalski, I presume? [27]
> I'm sure I don't know what you mean by that. Besides, nothing on
> alt.irc is true -- I thought everybody knew that! [29]
<GreenC> Unfortunately, we lost #BelleReve...the deop/kick/ban wars lasted
for months...[12]
<GreenC> Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir??? [65]
> Yes go ahaead, rehearse
<gronk:#hamnet> Stu: I'll keep a client on a channel, holler if something
goes wo.PP.[D~.. goes wrong...
-> *gronk* fine
<GreenC> "Im still loading them...I just wanted to make sure they stayed
when I switched channels.
> Heather load the whole file at once
<GreenC> so, uh, how does the improv part work?
<GreenC> I tried, but it didn't seem to work...
> Well... um.... if you want to ad lib don't use the alias, that's all
<GreenC> I sent you desperate email last night.
> never got anything desperate
> got yr gif
<GreenC> But it seems that I can't load it..well, okay, I'm being
melodramatic.
> Heather Wagner
> NYC
> ****************************
> Born in a cardboard box near the outskirts of Jersey City, Heather was
> raised by a tribe of wild aloe plants. She developed her hunting and
> gathering skills at HGIT in Hoboken and is a student of 'Pataphysics and
> Electrolysis therapy. She divides her time evenly between the keyboard
> and the monitor and in her spare time does outreach work with
> underprivileged aloe plants, a testament to her strong belief in roots
> and root passwords. She doesn't believe that painting is necessarily
> dead, but that perhaps it should be cryogenically frozen until a cure
> can be found.
<GreenC> Oh goody...
<Steve:#hamnet> I know we start at 20:00 GMT, but I'm not sure about the
timezone-difference for holland, it's 19:00 here now, when is the play
going to begin?
*** mvc (~mvc@panix3.panix.com) has joined channel #desire
> How's that line length?
<GreenC> Hey....
<GreenC> fine for me...
-> *steve* in 2 hrs
* GreenC is styling on an SGI.
-> *steve* and it's on channel #desire, not #hamnet
* GreenC and Stanley suddenly net-sex each other's brains out like two
salamanders in heat. Nobody is surprised by this...Actually nobody even
notices. It's that kind of sleazy channel, #Desire...[87]
* GreenC cackles.
*** mvc is now known as Slackers
*Steve* OK, thank you, see you then
> Hey that's xlnt xlnt
*** Signoff: Steve (Leaving)
* GreenC will be right back...gotta go powder my fingertipps.
> heh
#hamnet gronk H ~steve@cg57.esnet.com (4 Steve Froeschke)
#hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<GreenC> Got the hang of the tricky stuff too!
> wow wotta fast learner
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*** Alias SW added
>#hamnet> The performance of the irc-play will take place on channel
#Desire
>#hamnet> The performance of the irc-play will take place on channel
#Desire
*** Unknown command: WPSB
*** wpsb No such channel
*** Signoff: gronk (Leaving)
> Welcome, please stand by....
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire Alfa G nybacka@clavicula.mednet.gu.se (5 .)
#Desire _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
*** gronk (~steve@ssespool.esnet.com) has joined channel #desire
> welcome slackers
> ....just warming up here
> Welcome, please stand by....
> "An irc channel named #Desire"
> irc-play by Stuart Harris
> <
> <::::::::::: Premiere performance 30th October 1994::::::::::>
> <::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
> <:::::::::::::::::::::::::: CAST LIST :::::::::::::::::::::::>
> <
> ***<<Feature players>>***
> Blanche........Heather Wagner...........wagner@panix.com [NEW YORK]
> Stella.........Gayle Kidder.............sirrah@thegroup.net [SAN DIEGO]
> Stanley........Gary "Gazza" Hunt........g.hunt@bath.ac.uk [BATH, ENGLAND]
> ***<<Minors>>***
> Mitch..........Derek O'Neill............don@finnegan.iol.ie [DUBLIN]
> Steve..........Okke Dekoninck...........okke@kali.cc.ruu.nl [HOLLAND]
> Eunice.........Kelly Moray Larsen.......14838@ef.gc.maricopa.edu
[VENTURA]
> Pablo..........Mark Burgess.............mark@thegroup.net
> Kid............Doug Hall................doug@seanet.com
> Mexican........Stacie Cassat............Scassat@edc.org
> JazzLover......Andy "Stimpy" Costain....andy@costain.demon.co.uk [LONDON]
> NetwhoreA......Karen Heyman.............kay@ix.netcom.com [SANTA MONICA]
> NetwhoreB......Susan Jacobson...........sjacobson@delphi.com
[PHILADELPHIA]
> Doctor.........Clive Hills..............ch@chills.demon.co.uk [LONDON]
> ***<<Artifacts>>***
> SCENE..........Cheryl Summers............cls9b@poe.acc.virginia.edu
> _The...........Tsameret Wachenhau........tsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
[JERUSALEM]
> _Enter.........Willibrord Keesen.........wkeesen@knoware.nl [AMSTERDAM]
> _Exit..........Eddie Karsai..............karsai@unixg.ubc.ca [VANCOUVER]
> Sweat..........Jenny Jones...............jenny@kiwis.demon.co.uk [LONDON]
> Mosquitoes.....Susan Jacobson
> Honky..........Andy Costain
> Other..........Karen Heyman
> Something......Laurel Gilbert............lgilber@bgnet.bgsu.edu [OHIO]
> ***<<Production staff>>***
> Producer.......Stu Harris.........sirrah@cg57.esnet.com [SAN DIEGO]
> Asst. Prod.....Gayle Kidder.......sirrah@thegroup.net [SAN DIEGO]
> Stage Mgr......Jennifer Renli.....jkr9455@silver.sdsmt.edu [S. DAKOTA]
> ASM............Haya Bechar........mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
[JERUSALEM]
> Tech. Mgr......Darn it, he escaped again
> Usher/Audio....Tsameret Wachenhau.mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
[JERUSALEM]
> INTERNET ACCESS PROVIDED BY DATA TRANSFER GROUP, SAN DIEGO
> :
> :
> ***<< THE END >>***
> ***<<< THE HAMNET PLAYERS >>>***
> Artistic Director.........."El_Ingles".....sirrah@cg57.esnet.com
> Cyberturge................."minou"........sirrah@thegroup.net
> Manager, Systems & Bots....POSITION STILL VACANT <sigh>
> Stage Manager ............."jayj"..........jkr9455@silver.sdsmt.edu
> ASM........................"^_^"...........mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
> Usher/Audio................"tsam"..........mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
> Box office manager..................<hehe don't we wish>
> :
> INTERNET ACCESS PROVIDED BY DATA TRANSFER GROUP, SAN DIEGO
> :
> See our archives on the web == http://www.thegroup.net/pcbeth.htm
> http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html
> :
> :::::::::::::::::SOUVENIR PROGRAMS & SCRIPTS AVAILABLE::::::::::::
*** Signoff: Slackers (Ping timeout)
> :
*** Slackers (~mvc@panix3.panix.com) has joined channel #desire
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire gronk H ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Alfa G nybacka@clavicula.mednet.gu.se (5 .)
#Desire _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
*** Slackers is ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (Mike Vancleave)
*** on channels: #Desire
*** on irc via server irc.eskimo.com ([204.122.16.31] Eskimo North --
Seattle WA, USA)
*** Cameron (ash@desire.apana.org.au) has joined channel #desire
*** CTCP FINGER reply from Slackers: Mike Vancleave (mvc@panix3.panix.com)
Idle 326 seconds
> g'day cameron
<Cameron> Hello.
#hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
> Cam:this channel is for a performance of a play starting in 2 hrs
<Cameron> You must excuse me. I'm rather new at this.
> yer a good typist though
> nary a mistake
*** Mode change "+o gronk" on channel #Desire by _Producer
<Cameron> Sorry. I thought this might be a few friends of mine talking to
each other. One has a bulliten board named desire.
> Ah... well, come to the play instead
<Alfa> oh when does the performance start ?
*** GreenC (~wagner@panix.com) has joined channel #desire
> alfa in just under 2 hrs
<GreenC> How was that?
> re, Heather
> How was what?
<Alfa> ok, thanks, i'll be back! :)
* GreenC bows.
> ta'da!!!
* GreenC whines my entrance.
> You have a new co-star, dear
<GreenC> Oh hurrah, sirrah...
> The Tel-Aviv Stella has a hot date
<Cameron> What's the name of the play?
* GreenC looks about for fresh meat.
> ....so the San Diego Stella will sub
<GreenC> Hotter than me??
> Cameron: "An irc channel named #Desire"
* GreenC greets San Diego Stella with much bowing and scraping.
> she's eating a bagel
* GreenC notes how well prepared Producer it.
<GreenC> is
> yep, got the champagne on ice
*** Alfa has left channel #desire
> do lines 87,90,96 4 me please
* _Producer notices that Stella is not only eating a bagel but also doing
the LA Times crossword
#Desire GreenC H ~wagner@panix.com (4 Heather Wagner)
#Desire Cameron H ash@desire.apana.org.au (3 Cameron MacDonald)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
*** IanMc (~ian@digcom.tcp.co.uk) has joined channel #Desire
> Heather is "slackers" a buddy o' yrs?
> welcome IanMc
<IanMc> _Producer: hello there
* GreenC sighs sheepishly...yeah...should I get rid of him?
> nah
<GreenC> K
> we saw the new Woody Allen movie last night... makes it very funny
<GreenC> Is there a way to spoof, or to type a line that doesn't attach
itself to one's name?
<Cameron> quit
*** tweety (060ozerk@venus.wits.ac.za) has joined channel #Desire
> no... but you can minimalize your nick
> like this
*** _Producer is now known as `
*** tweety is now known as vHLKwwJxl
> heres a spoof
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* GreenC marvels at the novelty of it all.
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*** Signoff: Cameron (Leaving)
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*** gJtVjffAH is now known as rnkhCyzcC
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*** ` is now known as _Producer
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* IanMc is getting confused
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* GreenC claps happily.
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> This is some asshole trying to spoil the fun
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* GreenC ruffles up her feathers.
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-> *greenc* off to #desire2
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*** _Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #desire2
*** Users on #desire2: @_Producer
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<IanMc:#Desire> it's quite clever though cos it don't give you a chance to
ban em from the channel!
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* GreenC coughs and sputters.
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*** You are now talking to channel #desire
<GreenC:#desire2> But who would do sucha thing???
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<GreenC:#desire2> It's egregious....
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> The cyber-world is full of assholes
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<IanMc> why don't we make a channel 'Desire2' and all jump to it _Producer
?
<GreenC> stop the madness!
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*** Signoff: tweety (Excess Flood)
> IanMc tried that already
*** Mode change "+b tweety!*@*" on channel #Desire by _Producer
<IanMc> _producer : and he follows?
<GreenC> How long til curtaintime?
> one and a half hours, love
* GreenC must go have a cigarette...
*** ue6HLzEwO (060ozerk@venus.wits.ac.za) has joined channel #Desire
<GreenC> Several.
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* GreenC makes Mark an op please that he can't refuse.
*** Mode change "+o GreenC" on channel #Desire by _Producer
> this is NOT a non-smoking chan
<GreenC> What just happened to me? what did you do?
<IanMc> _Producer: Ok then here's a trick I learnt from CBing. you make
several channels, and beforehand you each agree on a code, ping means jump
two channels up and Pong means jump two channels down
* GreenC curses the ground from which she sprung.
> Heather I'd still like to see one of your action lines
*** Signon by valerie detected
*** MisterE (~evenson@panix.com) has joined channel #desire
> Ian:OK, wait till the SM gets here
<GreenC> I'll bet you would...
* GreenC emerges from the bathroom. She is immaculately dressed but for one
small detail: She forgot to put a dress on [96]
*** valerie is lilith@netcom5.netcom.com (Renaissance Lady)
*** on irc via server irc.uoknor.edu (SOONER ALPHA SERVER, SOONER THAN THE
REST!)
* GreenC is in the bathroom. At this point, it would be more surprising if
she was NOT in the bathroom. [90]
> BY GOD I THINK SHE'S GOT IT!
*** Value of INSERT_MODE set to OFF
*** Value of INSERT_MODE set to ON
* GreenC bows and scrapes.
* IanMc is still confused
<GreenC> What about all the ping and the pong stuff...I'm an IRC newbie.
> IanMc at 3 pm EST we will perform a scripted play here
<GreenC> But I know how to underline
*** Signoff by valerie detected
> Heather don't worry about that
<IanMc> GreenC: just a possible way to combat wollys
> wollys....heehe
* GreenC was a wolly warrior in her past life...Don't need no pings to
combat wollies.
> Heather have you seen "Bullets over Broadway" yet?
*** Signoff: Randy (Bye, everyone.)
<GreenC> bye randy...
> gee I didn't know he was here
<IanMc> What better way than Ping to combat em then?
<GreenC> No, heard it was great though.
<GreenC> Prod, Have you?
> The actress has her Maf protector sitting in the stalls during rehearsals
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> ....and he ends up re-writing the show
> it's a 7 on a scale of 10
[XDCC] XDCC Script 2.0b (c) XaBi'93 Loaded OK.
[XDCC] Type /XDCC HELP or /XDCC HELP [Command] for help.
* _Producer says: anyone who wants The program type
* _Producer says: /msg _Producer XDCC SEND #1
[XDCC] Files desire.cast added to Pack #1
> To get a list of files I'm offering now /MSG _Producer XDCC LIST
*** _Producer has changed the topic on channel #Desire to irc theatre
performance begins in 1 1/2 hours
<GreenC> Ian My mama learned me to use reverse logic on them...they fall
for the sophistry everytime!
* GreenC will be back...have to go /join a #smoking channel.
*** MissMali (slvnzlwm@ACF2.NYU.EDU) has joined channel #desire
*** Value of USER_INFORMATION set to Improving the irc culture
> ello missmali
<MissMali> hi
<MissMali> what time will the show begin (est)?
> 3 pm
> hope you put yr clock back
> please come along
<MissMali> yes, I did. How long will it last, approx?
> er.... 45 min????
<MissMali> good, any problem if I video my screen?
#hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
> None whatever
<MissMali> great
<MissMali> off to set up my video....tally ho
> this shit is not copyright
#Desire MissMali H slvnzlwm@ACF2.NYU.EDU (5 Am I Really Here?)
#Desire MisterE H ~evenson@panix.com (4 Mark Evenson)
#Desire GreenC H@ ~wagner@panix.com (4 Heather Wagner)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
* _Producer just can't get over the idea that "Slackers" is Heather's hit
man <giggle>
>#hamnet> The performance of the irc-play will take place on channel
#Desire
*** MissMali is away: getting ready for the show
*** CTCP FINGER reply from MissMali: slvnzlwm (slvnzlwm@acf2) Idle 74
seconds
> :
*** irc-2.mit.edu Sunday October 30 1994 -- 13: 35 -05:00
#hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
> :
> To get a list of files I'm offering now /MSG _Producer XDCC LIST
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*** producer: No such nick/channel
> welcome hepcat
*** _Producer is now known as Producer
> To get a list of files I'm offering now /MSG Producer XDCC LIST
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> welcome shadeau
> Performance begins 3 pm EST
*** Alias PB added
> Performance begins 3 pm EST if it is the will of Allah
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<UglyJimbo:#hamnet> greetings!
-> *greenc* we sure appreciate u taking the role at short notice
-> *uglyjimbo* greet
>#hamnet> The performance of the irc-play will take place on channel
#Desire
-> *uglyjimbo* come on over
> x
*UglyJimbo* Forgive me, I'e lost my schedule. What time is "IRC Channel
named #Desire" starting?
-> *uglyjimbo* 3 pm EST... hope u put yr clock back
-> *uglyjimbo* it's NOT on #hamnet but on #DEsire
*UglyJimbo* <nod> OK, one other thing - may I please have the URL for your
home page?
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-> *uglyjimbo* http://www.thegroup.net/hamnet/desire.htm
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> welcome pixie
<Pixie> hi.
> Performance begins 3 pm EST if it is the will of Allah
> To get a list of files I'm offering now /MSG Producer XDCC LIST
<Pixie> 1 1/2 hour still accurate ?
> No, 1 1/4
<Pixie> Allah ? hm.
*UglyJimbo* ok, tks. will cu later
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> OK, Budda then
<UglyJimbo> hi all
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> re jimbo
<Pixie> so.... that'd be uhm... 21:00. ok.
> welcome hepster
<Pixie> hi uglyjimbo
> pixie I know its 20:00 GMT
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*** Signoff: GreenC (Ping timeout)
*** Signoff: Slackers (Ping timeout)
*** Signoff: hepcat (Ping timeout)
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#Desire MisterE H ~evenson@panix.com (4 Mark Evenson)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire hepster H evenson@panix.com (0 Mark Evenson)
#Desire Pixie H fredl@alpha.et.tudelft.nl (4 Fred Leeflang)
#Desire shadeau H thomas@mindvox.phantom.com (2 shadeau)
#Desire MissMali G slvnzlwm@ACF2.NYU.EDU (5 Am I Really Here?)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
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> re mark
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> welcome
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*Pixie* get 1
* GreenC is in the bathroom. At this point, it would be more surprising if
she was NOT in the bathroom. [90]
> do you want a program Mark?
*Pixie* xget 1
<GreenC> Oh good, I'm still here...
<GreenC> Me?
> pixie it's /xdcc get 1
<GreenC> NYC
> I think
<Pixie> hmmm. I did some xdcc'ing on tsam, but now I forgot how to... plz ?
<Pixie> oki
<GreenC> Oh...nice to know it...where in Bklyn?
[XDCC] Help on command: get
[XDCC] Format: /XDCC GET
[XDCC] Allows you to get files from some1.
[XDCC] See also: AUTOGET AUTOCLOSE GLIST
* GreenC is usually in WMbrg, but hasn't made it home lately.
> pixie /xdcc get producer 1
<Pixie> xdcc send 1 :)
<GreenC> Camping out at the lab...
<GreenC> Nothing more interesting than that.
> pixie the whole idea is it's hands off 4 me
[XDCC] Sending #1 to Pixie.
> There you go!!!!
<Pixie> I know :)
*** DCC SEND connection to Pixie[130.161.145.232,1599] established
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast to Pixie completed 0.7249 kb/sec
* GreenC puts her hands on Producer.
> ouch!
<Pixie> bye fer now.
> sharp little handies...
<GreenC> Producer...what feebleness of spirit!
> Heather try getting a program via our super file server
<GreenC> Old enough to be your daughter.
<Pixie> Oh Jingles, it's /msg producer xdcc send #1
> Heather enter /XDCC GET producer 1
<GreenC> Super file server? How?
> oh shit he's right
> do what pixie says not whay I say
<Pixie> hehe :)
#Desire GreenC H ~wagner@panix.com (4 Heather Wagner)
#Desire mark H mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire MisterE H ~evenson@panix.com (4 Mark Evenson)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire hepster H evenson@panix.com (0 Mark Evenson)
#Desire Pixie H fredl@alpha.et.tudelft.nl (4 Fred Leeflang)
#Desire shadeau H thomas@mindvox.phantom.com (2 shadeau)
#Desire MissMali G slvnzlwm@ACF2.NYU.EDU (5 Am I Really Here?)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<GreenC> says unknown command xdcc...how do I do it?
*** Mode change "+o mark" on channel #Desire by Producer
*** Mode change "+o GreenC" on channel #Desire by Producer
<Pixie> *always* do what Pixie says :)
> it's "/msg producer xdcc send #1"
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<GreenC> and young enough to have gone to highschool with Methuselah.
<hairball:#hamnet> just looking around <g>
[XDCC] Sending #1 to GreenC.
*** Signon by gazza detected
>#hamnet> The performance of the irc-play will take place on channel
#Desire
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-> *hairball* welcome, come to #desire
<GreenC> How do I look at it?
> Heather it'll end up in your working directory as desire.cast
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<Pixie> /exec less desire.cast
-> *gazza* welcome. come over to #desire
<Gazza:#hamnet> Evenin
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> pixie is right again
> welcome gazza
<Gazza> Phewer! lots of peeps
> gazza/Stanley, meet Greenc/Blanche
* Gazza wanders back to the greenroom to try oput his lines
<Gazza> Oh, you again.
#greenroom Gazza H@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (0
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
<GreenC> Yeah...you again...nice to meet you Gazza.
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*** Users on #greenroom: Producer @Gazza
<Pixie:#desire> hi gazza.
<Gazza> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW or the whole
chan will be de-opped...
<GreenC:#desire> Gaz- nice home page BTW
<Gazza> Stella!
<Gazza> :
<Gazza> STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Gazza> SSSS TTTT EEEE LLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Gazza:#desire> SSSS TTTT EEEE LLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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*** You are now talking to channel #desire
<Gazza> Thanks :)
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<Gazza> Hmm.. Damn. edited in dos.
<Pixie> HAHA :)
> heheh gazza is foiled
<Gazza> back soon.. got to re-edit
*** Signoff: Gazza (Leaving)
* GreenC offers condolences to Gazza.
> welcome minosa
*** F_Minosa is now known as monica
> Performance begins 3 pm EST if it is the will of Allah
<monica:#greenroom> hola!
<Pixie> Buddha.
*** * irc-play LIVE here in One Hour No topic is set.
<monica:#greenroom> Parlate italiano?
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<Gazza> Sweet, huh??? Hope she unnerstands the Napoleonic code we got in
dis here chan [24]
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<Gazza> Tats better1
*** * irc-play in One Hour No topic is set.
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> welcome ace
<ace> hey
<monica:#greenroom> Ciao!
<Gazza:#greenroom> evnin
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #Desire to irc-play here LIVE
in One Hour
<Gazza:#greenroom> Sweet, huh??? Hope she unnerstands the Napoleonic code
we got in dis here chan [24]
* Gazza:#greenroom farts [26]
-> *monica* the play is in #desire
<Gazza:#greenroom> Right. Y'all better behave yourself aroun' here. I
heared some stuff about you from acquain'ces who read alt.irc [28]
<Gazza:#greenroom> So tell me again, how did Blanche lose ops on
#BelleReve? [32]
<Pixie> bbl.
<Gazza:#greenroom> Oh yeah? When??? [37]
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<Gazza:#greenroom> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW
or the whole chan will be de-opped...
<Gazza:#greenroom> Stella!
-> *gazza* going great
<Gazza:#greenroom> STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSS TTTT EEEE LLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTT EEEEEEEEE LL LL AA
|
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSSSSS TT EEEEE LL LL AAAAAAAA
|
<Gazza:#greenroom> SS TT EE LL LL AA AA
|
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSSSSS TT EEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLL LLLLLLLL AA AA
o
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSSS TTTTT
*** You are now talking to channel #greenroom
<Gazza> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
*** Signoff: ace (Leaving)
<Gazza> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
<Gazza> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
<MissMali:#desire>
<Gazza> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
<monica> hello!
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
*** Signoff: MissMali (Leaving)
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
> Hi monica
<Gazza> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLL
*** monica has left channel #greenroom
<Gazza> EEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Gazza> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Gazza> :
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAAAAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Gazza> [44]
*** You are now talking to channel #desire
<Gazza:#greenroom> Phew!
-> *gazza* phew, indeed. look sgood
#Desire Gazza H absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (5
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#Desire GreenC H@ ~wagner@panix.com (4 Heather Wagner)
#Desire mark H@ mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire MisterE H ~evenson@panix.com (4 Mark Evenson)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire hepster H evenson@panix.com (0 Mark Evenson)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
*** Mode change "+o Gazza" on channel #Desire by Producer
*Gazza* One alias per line.. lots of typing to do, but I think it'll be
better that way
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* Gazza:#greenroom shuts the FUCK up [46]
<Gazza:#greenroom> If that woman doesn't come out of the bathroom in 20
seconds, I'm going to shit in the birthday cake, I swear. [69]
<Gazza:#greenroom> /ME is flossing his teeth with the string of a tampon
[71]
<Gazza:#greenroom> whoops
<Gazza:#greenroom> Here's yr birthday prezzie: a ticket outta here [75]
* Gazza:#greenroom and Blanche look at each other with hostility. [78]
* Gazza:#greenroom slowly rises, wiping cake crumbs roughly from his
lips... [86]
<Gazza:#greenroom> Your ten and up twenty [92]
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#Desire Gazza H@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (5
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#Desire GreenC H@ ~wagner@panix.com (4 Heather Wagner)
#Desire mark H@ mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire MisterE H ~evenson@panix.com (4 Mark Evenson)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire hepster H evenson@panix.com (0 Mark Evenson)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<GreenC> /whois mrE
*** Topic for #Desire: irc-play here LIVE in One Hour
<GreenC> Heh?
* Gazza:#greenroom is flossing his teeth with the string of a tampon [71]
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<Gazza:#greenroom> got it
<Gazza:#greenroom> STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Gazza:#greenroom> SSSS TTTT EEEE LLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Enter> test test
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> welcome Eddie
*Gazza* out and in of #greenroom? We seem to have no ops
-> *Gazza* Ok
<Enter> hi all, will the play be here or on channel hamnet ?
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<GreenC> Hello enter.
> enter:it's here NOT #hamnet
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<Enter> hi GreenC
<Kimber> helloooooo
<Gazza> thans EL..
<Enter> ok thanks...
<Kimber> how is everyboy today?
<MissMali> hi there....I was off in Help land
<GreenC> Hello
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> Heather (as you gather) Eddie is a stage direction
<MissMali> haven't been on irc in years....is there no log feature anymore?
<Gazza:#hamnet> Hmmmm
<Kimber> MISS MOLLY HAD A DOLLY WHO WAS SICK, SICK, SICK
> MissMali if ur on Unix, yes
*** Gazza has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to Performance this
evening will take place in #desire
<Kimber> !
* Kimber smiles
<MissMali> ICK ICK ICK
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<GreenC> I don't gather, thank you very much, Iam a hunter.
<MissMali> I'M ON UNIX....hmmmmmm
<Kimber> bue all!
<MissMali> what is the command?
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* GreenC:#desire offers gratings to Eddie nonetheless.
<MissMali:#desire> is it /log ?
*** Mode change "+o Producer" on channel #greenroom by Gazza
> Missmali: /SET LOGFGILE <....name of file...> then /SET LOG ON
<Gazza:#desire> Ok Ok, who wants my autograph? Form an orderly queue...
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> To get a list of files I'm offering now /MSG Producer XDCC LIST
<Gazza> wrong channel El
> oops
*** You are now talking to channel #desire
<MissMali> HELP PLEASE! how do I set the log on?
<Gazza:#greenroom> :)
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> Miss Mali hold on
> welcome Stella
<MissMali> ok....holding
*** Mode change "+o Stella" on channel #greenroom by Gazza
> MissMali: /SET LOGFILE <...name...> then /SET LOG ON
<Gazza:#greenroom> wrong channel again :)
<MissMali> oh, a star enters, ic
<Gazza:#greenroom> heheheh
<MissMali> thakx
> wotta wag he is
*** Signoff: Enter (tschuessi)
<Gazza> I think I need to have some win for this performance
> Stella, join #greenroom as well
<Gazza> wine even
<Stella:#greenroom> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
<Gazza> Prod: StellaIS in the greenroom!
#greenroom Stella H@ sirrah@access.thegroup.net (2 Stu Harris)
#greenroom Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
#greenroom Gazza H@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (5
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
> Heather you might /join #greenroom also
<Gazza:#greenroom> Hmmm, who is playing Stella?
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*** Unknown command: MAG
<MissMali:#greenroom> how nice of you to open the greenroom
<Stella:#greenroom> Minou is playing Stella
<Gazza:#greenroom> I see.
-> *gazza* kashka has a date, she ditched
<MissMali:#greenroom> what other places can I visit?
<Gazza:#greenroom> Welcome aboard my dear
<Stella:#greenroom> It's my big break. The star backed out.
#Desire shadeau H thomas@mindvox.phantom.com (2 shadeau)
#Desire Gazza H@ absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (5
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#Desire GreenC H@ ~wagner@panix.com (4 Heather Wagner)
#Desire mark H@ mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire MisterE H ~evenson@panix.com (4 Mark Evenson)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire hepster H evenson@panix.com (0 Mark Evenson)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<Gazza:#greenroom> Oh no.. how could she?
*** MissMali is slvnzlwm@ACF2.NYU.EDU (Am I Really Here?)
*** on channels: #greenroom
*** on irc via server mcnet02.med.nyu.edu (The Mid-Manhattan Link)
<Stella:#greenroom> The thing we understudies wait for.
<Gazza:#greenroom> :)
-> *missmali* got yr log working???
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<Gazza:#greenroom> When did you know?
> re Eddie
* Stella:#greenroom is going to do her vocal exercises now
*MissMali* yes, thank you....I'm very rusty
<Stella:#greenroom> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
<Erdor> Hi there
<Stella:#greenroom> Let's have a little toast to sisterhood. [Hands
cut-glass carafe of
<Stella:#greenroom> whiskey to Blanche.] Hey, honey, save some for me! [18]
-> *gazza* she cancelled at 5 pm last night
<Stella:#greenroom> I think I'm going to have a baby [33]
*MissMali* where else can I visit?
<Stella:#greenroom> ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!!!!! THIS IS JUST
LIKE AN IRC
<Stella:#greenroom> CONVERSATION -- NOBODY'S MAKING ANY SENSE!!!!
EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!!!!!!! [42]
<Erdor> is the play here or in #hamnet?
-> *gazza* only #hamnet, but 0 happening
*MissMali* tempermental isn't she
* Stella:#greenroom flounces out [43]
<Stella:#greenroom> (Returning): Stanley, honey.... Shut the FUCK up. [45]
> Erdor: IT'S HERE NOT #hamnet
*** Signoff: shadeau (Leaving)
<Erdor> k
-> *missmali* no other channels worth visiting
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<Stella:#greenroom> I have to make a list of my line #s...
> MissMali if you /SET NOVICE OFF you can be on both channels
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<Gazza:#greenroom> YEs, and don;t forget them!
> welcome heckler <I think>
*MissMali* actually, I was referring to only those channels associated with
the show...thanks for the command
<Gazza:#greenroom> Remember that your cues are the number before.. easy to
sit waiting for your line number!
*Erdor* this
<Stella:#greenroom> How will I know when Stanley's done screaming at me??
<heckler> <g>
<Gazza:#greenroom> I will do a quick...
<Gazza:#greenroom> [44]
<heckler> Producer - changed my name from uglyjim
-> *stella* when you see his line number [44]
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<heckler> you're safe
> heh
<Gazza:#greenroom> I am off for a while to save on my phone bill.. I shall
return later
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-> *gazza* OK
<Stella:#greenroom> cu later alligator
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #Desire to irc-play LIVE here
in 45 minutes
*MissMali* protocol seems to be if you're not part of the show you limit
action to private msg...is this true?
<Gazza:#greenroom> in a while you old slapper!
*** Signoff: Gazza (Leaving)
-> *MissMali* no, not really... brief audience reaction is OK
<Stella:#greenroom> What's a slapper?
-> *gazza* Brit theatrical slang: old trooper
*** gazza: No such nick/channel
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-> *stella* Brit theatre slang == old trooper
*MissMali* great, I was wondering if there was room for audience response.
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#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
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#Desire heckler H ~Jim@okc27.icon.net (4 lincoln.uoknor.edu)
#Desire Erdor H ~Eddie@b09.arts.ubc.ca (2 0)
#Desire GreenC H@ ~wagner@panix.com (4 Heather Wagner)
#Desire mark H@ mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire MisterE H ~evenson@panix.com (4 Mark Evenson)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire hepster H evenson@panix.com (0 Mark Evenson)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
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<BoPeep:#hamnet> what server is best?
*** irc-2.mit.edu Sunday October 30 1994 -- 14: 17 -05:00
-> *bopeep* irc-2.mit.edu Good morn
<BoPeep:#hamnet> okay, great
<BoPeep:#hamnet> bbl
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<Erdor> anybody know if the CuSeeMe feed will be working? and which host to
pick it up from?
-> *stella* pls switch servers... /server irc-2.mit.edu
* GreenC scratches
> Erdor: No CuSeeMe....sorry
> welcome BoPeep the sracastic scene-changer
*** Signoff: Stella (changing servers)
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<Erdor> Producer, bummer.. oh well..
*Lakota* Is this a public showing?
-> *lakota* absolutely. welcome
<Stella:#greenroom> I'm switched. Will this make it faster?
> Erdor:next time :-)
*Lakota* curtain in about 40 minutes?
-> *stella* it means if there's a split we will end up on thre same side of
it
-> *lakota* correct
* BoPeep is here to log this, uh, performance
<Erdor> Producer: I would hope so =)...
> ....and to do the scenery I hope
<GreenC:#greenroom> Peeuuww!!! What a place!!! How unlike that beautiful
channel #BelleReve I used to be chanop on...[11]
<Stella:#greenroom> Better than straddling it, I guess
*Erdor* know
<heckler> Speaking of CuSeeMe, is there a FAQ available on that?
* GreenC:#greenroom prefers straddling almost always.
> heckler:yes, erm.... ask Erdor
*** GreenC is now known as Carte
<Carte:#greenroom> Blanche
<Stella:#greenroom> Seems you were cast right as Blanche then
* Producer wonders wtf his stage manager is
<Erdor> heckler, dunno I found a windows client for it, it has some info
inside about CuSeeMe...
* Carte:#greenroom giggles....
<Carte:#greenroom> Nope, I am an alternate...
<heckler> Erdor - can u point me to an FTP site for the client?
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<Carte:#greenroom> The real Blanche has buggered off.
<hepster> Hey pal.
* Producer says: anyone who wants Picture of the leading lady type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #2
[XDCC] Files heather.gif added to Pack #2
<Carte:#greenroom> I'm the bargain basement replacement.
<dome> Hello...
* hepster is going a bit schizo
<Erdor> heckler: I did a Veronica search for CuSeeMe and got it that way..
dont know where from...
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[XDCC] Sending #2 to hepster.
<Stella:#greenroom> So am I... understudies try harder, tho
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<Carte:#greenroom> Are you playing stella?
<heckler> Erdor - tks, will do same :)
* Producer says: anyone who wants The leading lady's resume type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #3
[XDCC] Files wagner added to Pack #3
<Stella:#greenroom> yes
<Carte:#greenroom> That's the rumor.
<Carte:#greenroom> What happened to the "real" one?
*BoPeep* dcc send #2
*BoPeep* oops
*** Carte is ~wagner@panix.com (Heather Wagner)
*** on channels: #greenroom
*** on irc via server irc.eskimo.com ([204.122.16.31] Eskimo North --
Seattle WA, USA)
> bopeep it's Xdcc
[XDCC] Sending #2 to BoPeep.
<Stella:#greenroom> Got a date.... you can't trust these Southern women
<BoPeep> yeah yeah
*somebody* join #PHREAK
*** DCC SEND connection to BoPeep[128.143.83.132,3466] established
<Carte:#greenroom> Stella! Stella-for-star!!! [17]
*** somebody is digital@escape.com (SK)
*** on irc via server tramp.cc.utexas.edu (UT's second "I Repeat Class"
server)
<Erdor> anyone know where I can get a windows irc client that does dcc, and
/me's? this one sucks.. maybe I can set it up before the show starts..
<Stella:#greenroom> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
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<dome> help
<Carte:#greenroom> Yeah...I made it...had to hump my way there you know.
> Erdor WSIRC but you haven't got time
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<Carte:#greenroom> Oh, don't mind me. So what's the setup here? [19]
<BoPeep> Prod: nerves....
> welcome enter, Rod
<heckler> erdor - I just d/loaded a few WinIRC clients...
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<Erdor> Producer, tried it, but it kept giving me general protection
faults...
<Rod> Howdy.
<Carte:#greenroom> Has everyone else shown up?
<Enter> hi again...
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> bopeep /join #greenroom and share yr nerves
* Carte:#greenroom goes to the bathroom (NOT FOR THE LAST TIME) [21]
<heckler> Erdor - I'm running WSIRC1.14b-G
> welcome kedo
*** kedo is now known as Eunice
* Carte:#greenroom returns, adjusting her gossamer gown [25]
<Carte:#greenroom> Mr. Kowalski, I presume? [27]
<Rod> what exactly is this channel all about?
<dome> mark:/home/mark% which ircii
<dome> which ircii
<dome> no ircii in /GNU/bin /home/mark/bin /home/mark/bin/sunos4
/usr/local/bin /work/MARKET_VISION/bin /u/local/bin /usr/lang
/usr/local/softool/macros /net/os/export/newsprint/bin /usr/bin/X11
/usr/openwin/bin /usr/5bin /usr/bin /usr/ucb /usr/etc /net/os.eng/ex
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<BoPeep> Producer, I am on #rehearse, thanks anyway
* Carte:#greenroom hops on Mr. Kowalski and combs his lovely blonde hair.
<Stella:#greenroom> I don't know. I'm just in the greenroom here with stage
fright.
> Rod:we are putting on a play here in half hour
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<Erdor> heckler: same one I tried, but it kept screwing up here...
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* Carte:#greenroom offers a large chunk of solace to Stella.
<heckler> Erdor - hang on, will get u the filenames of the other 2
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*** Carte is now known as Blanche
<Rod> k@@l. that's something new over the computer for me.
> Eunice you may /join #greenroom if you like
<Stella:#greenroom> I'm going to have a baby. brb [76]
> Rod it's gonna b beyong kewl
> s/g/d/
<Erdor> heckler, thanks..
* dome decides that might be a good idea...
<heckler> Eldor - I've also got WinIRC, and IRC4Win
<Blanche:#greenroom> My, it's so HOT!!! [74]
* Blanche:#greenroom 's hostility melts in the heat from the bayou [85]
* dome coughs and rustles his program...
<Stella:#greenroom> I'm going to have a baby. brb [76]
*** Signoff: dome (Leaving)
<heckler> oops meant Erdor <spellchecker enabled>
<Stella:#greenroom> ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!!!!! THIS IS JUST
LIKE AN IRC
<Blanche:#greenroom> Make it a good one for me...Dont forget to push.
<Stella:#greenroom> CONVERSATION -- NOBODY'S MAKING ANY SENSE!!!!
EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!!!!!!! [42]
> dome a program IS available
<MissMali> is anyone distributing programs?
<Erdor> heckler, running winIRC, IRC4Win had some problems.. can't remember
what they were now...
> To get a list of files I'm offering now /MSG Producer XDCC LIST
<Rod> ell have fun. good luck.
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> MissMali YES I am
* Blanche:#greenroom and Stanley suddenly net-sex each other's brains out
like two salamanders in heat. Nobody is surprised by this...Actually nobody
even notices. It's that kind of sleazy channel, #Desire...[87]
[XDCC] #1 The program
[XDCC] #1 /usr5/sirrah/ : desire.cast
[XDCC] #2 Picture of the leading lady
[XDCC] #2 /usr5/sirrah/ : heather.gif
[XDCC] #3 The leading lady's resume
[XDCC] #3 /usr5/sirrah/ : wagner
* Blanche:#greenroom slinks away, embarrassed and terrified.
<MissMali> may I have a program please?
<heckler> Erdor - that's all I know of. I can do a quick check, but
those're all I saw at the CICA site this am
> MissMali to get a program, /msg producer xdcc send #1
*** Eunice is now known as Kedo
<MissMali> thank you
[XDCC] Sending #1 to MissMali.
<Erdor> heckler, thanks.. those are the only ones I could find too.. guess
this'll have to do...
<Blanche:#greenroom> SO, uh we just wait here until we get the proper
orders to do otherwise?
-> *blanche* that's about it, yep
*** Signoff: Kedo (was just here...and now I'm gone)
*MissMali* hate to sound like the novice I appear to be, but how do I read
that file?
-> *blanche* got no bleedin' stage mgr yet
* Blanche:#greenroom smokes another in a veritable chain of cigarettes
<BoPeep> how do you get a program
<Blanche:#greenroom> Harumph...can you recruit an audience member?
-> *missmali* it's in yr working directory. On Unix it would be /exec -o
cat desire.cast
> BoPeep the prog is xdcc offer #1
<Stella:#greenroom> um... I guess you have to wait here for your cue to
join. me, I have to hop over to #desire for the beginning
* Blanche:#greenroom ties the ends of the filters together to make the
chain more veritable.she ties it around Producer's neck.
* Blanche:#greenroom sighs....
*MissMali* and if I do that command I won't dump it to the channel?
<BoPeep> ta
<Stella:#greenroom> I'm organizing my lines at the moment.... gotta get my
cues up so I don't freeze
<Blanche:#greenroom> And you promise you'll call me?
-> *BoPeep* nope
-> *BoPeep* Sorry, misdirected message
-> *missmali* nope
* Blanche:#greenroom will be respectful.
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<Blanche:#greenroom> Hi resident...
*MissMali* thanks again, I forget all the neat little irc tricks
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> welcome Clive
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*** Clive has left channel #hamnet
*BoPeep* okay, how do i get the program
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<Stella:#greenroom> Blanche, we can rehearse lines11 thru 20, if you like.
It's just the two of us
-> *bopeep* I thought u already had it. /msg producer xdcc send #1
*** Clive is now known as Doctor
> well done Clive
<Blanche:#greenroom> okay, you set with your lines?
<Doctor> Thankee
<Stella:#greenroom> Take that back, there's one line 13 from Eunice so
we'll skip over that
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<Stella:#greenroom> yeah go
<Blanche:#greenroom> Peeuuww!!! What a place!!! How unlike that beautiful
channel #BelleReve I used to be chanop on...[11]
<Blanche:#greenroom> Unfortunately, we lost #BelleReve...the deop/kick/ban
wars lasted for months...[12]
> welcome tsam
<Blanche:#greenroom> The long parade of ircop /KILL notices...Such a shame,
such a shame...So I've come over here to get ops from my sister
Stella...[14]
<tsam> hello prod :)
<Stella:#greenroom> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
[XDCC] Sending #1 to BoPeep.
<Blanche:#greenroom> Stella! Stella-for-star!!! [17]
*** Signoff: jmf (Leaving)
*** DCC SEND connection to BoPeep[128.143.83.132,3606] established
<Stella:#greenroom> Let's have a little toast to sisterhood. [Hands
cut-glass carafe of
<Stella:#greenroom> whiskey to Blanche.] Hey, honey, save some for me! [18]
<tsam> why so quiet ? :)
*** Signoff: MissMali (Error 0)
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<Blanche:#greenroom> Oh, don't mind me. So what's the setup here? [19]
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast to BoPeep completed 0.7249 kb/sec
<Stella:#greenroom> Well my old man Stanley is a bit of a redneck - but
what pecs (sigh).
<Stella:#greenroom> Actually he's a total slob.
<Stella:#greenroom> Fortunately he's often away in channels like #bowling
and #drinking.
<Stella:#greenroom> Oops, here he comes... [20]
* Blanche:#greenroom goes to the bathroom (NOT FOR THE LAST TIME) [21]
*** Sent DCC SEND request to tsam
*** DCC SEND connection to tsam[132.64.176.15,3294] established
* dome shuffles his program nervously...
> tsam this is the PROGRAM
<Stella:#greenroom> Just discovered I couldn't do one of my lines cuz I'm
not opped. Producer???
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast to tsam completed 0.145 kb/sec
<tsam> thanks
<tsam> :)
<tsam> my script is loaded too
*** You are now talking to channel #greenroom
*** Mode change "+o Stella" on channel #greenroom by Producer
*** You are now talking to channel #desire
<Stella:#greenroom> thanks...
<Blanche:#greenroom> Opped?
*tsam* i already got the stanley.jpg from your WWW page...
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<tsam> got it :)
> welcome haya
<tsam> hi haya :)
<^_^> hello producer :)
*** Sent DCC SEND request to tsam
<Stella:#greenroom> Blanche dear, let's go again. We skip 13 & 16, actually
<^_^> hi evryone :)
*** DCC SEND connection to tsam[132.64.176.15,3298] established
<Blanche:#greenroom> okay you got it honey.
<^_^> tsami :)
<Doctor> Hi ^_^
<Stella:#greenroom> No, I mean 13 & 15
<tsam> hi :)
> tsam this is a picture of the leading lady
<Stella:#greenroom> go
<Blanche:#greenroom> Peeuuww!!! What a place!!! How unlike that beautiful
channel #BelleReve I used to be chanop on...[11]
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<^_^> doctor :)
<Blanche:#greenroom> Unfortunately, we lost #BelleReve...the deop/kick/ban
wars lasted for months...[12]
<heckler> hi ^_^
> haya, cast change....
<tsam> thanks for that 2 ....
<Blanche:#greenroom> The long parade of ircop /KILL notices...Such a shame,
such a shame...So I've come over here to get ops from my sister
Stella...[14]
<Stella:#greenroom> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
<^_^> yes ??
> Stella will be played by Gayel Kidder
<Blanche:#greenroom> Stella! Stella-for-star!!! [17]
*** Mode change "+o Blanche" on channel #greenroom by Stella
<^_^> what are the changes ?
<Stella:#greenroom> Let's have a little toast to sisterhood. [Hands
cut-glass carafe of
<Stella:#greenroom> whiskey to Blanche.] Hey, honey, save some for me! [18]
<tsam> oh ...
> haya she's in #greenroom rehearsing now
<Blanche:#greenroom> Oh, don't mind me. So what's the setup here? [19]
<^_^> oh :)
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/heather.gif to tsam completed 0.6032 kb/sec
<Stella:#greenroom> Well my old man Stanley is a bit of a redneck - but
what pecs (sigh).
<Stella:#greenroom> Actually he's a total slob.
<Stella:#greenroom> Fortunately he's often away in channels like #bowling
and #drinking.
<Stella:#greenroom> Oops, here he comes... [20]
* Blanche:#greenroom goes to the bathroom (NOT FOR THE LAST TIME) [21]
<^_^> dose she need any help ??
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<Stella:#greenroom> Good.... think we got it that time. You see, I have to
op you
-> *^_^* no, she's fine thanx
* Blanche:#greenroom returns, adjusting her gossamer gown [25]
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* Blanche:#greenroom feels opped...
<Blanche:#greenroom> You have to op me? Did I enjoy it?
<Stella:#greenroom> Producer, are you going to make sure she's not opped at
the start?
<Stella:#greenroom> It was good for me....
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* Blanche:#greenroom would like to be oopped!
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#desire
-> *^_^* gazza was here, he rehearsed and left to save phone bill
* Blanche:#greenroom smokes another cigarette.
<Stella:#greenroom> Always did have to have her own way.
<Hanger_18> hello all
> welcome hanger18
* Blanche:#greenroom adjusts her holster.
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<tsam> hi ...
* Blanche:#greenroom fingers her piece lovinly.
*** Signoff: MisterE (Error 0)
*^_^* oh :))) poor gazza :)
<kedo> hi
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<Stella:#greenroom> Just keep your hot little mitts off my husband, sister.
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<Hanger_18> Thand you Producer
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #Desire to irc-play LIVE here
in half an hour
> re, alfa
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> re, heckler
<tsam> hi alfa :)
* Blanche:#greenroom gives STella a cool look and then tosses an oven mitt
right onto her sissy's hubby.
<^_^> alfa!!!!!!!!!!! :)
<Daniel> hello what is the topic now
*** Signoff: Slackers (Error 0)
<Blanche:#greenroom> Ha!
*** Signoff: hepster (Connection reset by peer)
*kedo* I am suppose to play Unice
<Hanger_18> what is play LIVE?
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<Daniel> signoff
-> *tsam* change yr nick to Usher & offer programs pls
* Stella:#greenroom glares
> weclome Don/Mitch
<heckler:#hamnet> procuder - will there be a copy of this play available on
the WWW later? I have to run across town, will prob miss the entire play :(
*** tsam is now known as Usher
<Daniel> what is play LIVE
*kedo* Eunice ! so what do I need from you if anythign at this point?
<Mitch:#hamnet> Evening, all. JJ, I'm here
* Blanche:#greenroom feels the weight of the glare, shoulders it and stuffs
it into her brassiere.
*Usher* is that ok ?
<Blanche:#greenroom> And no smart stuff from you you hear?
-> *kedo* I assume u have yr lines
-> *heckler* yes
* Blanche:#greenroom scratches her ovaries.
*kedo* yes I do :)
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*Usher* as an extra explanation
<Stella:#greenroom> Time for Stanley to swagger back in.
*** Signoff: Daniel (Error 0)
<Hanger_18> Producer: what is play live?
-> *usher* I have not seen your xdcc offer
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<Blanche:#greenroom> is that my cue?
<Doctor> Lo stimps
> hanger:"An irc channel named #desire"
*** Signoff: Mitch (Leaving)
<Stella:#greenroom> For what?
*** heckler has left channel #hamnet
> welcome Andy
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<Stimps> Hiya
<Blanche:#greenroom> Um, to do something important...? I'm a little out of
sorts here.
<Hanger_18> what does the topic mean?
*Usher* do /msg on me .... (?)
* Blanche:#greenroom holds her own...and some others' as well.
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* Stella:#greenroom is uptight.
<Stimps> 'lo Stu
<Hanger_18> I don't understand....
-> *stimps* don't be tempted to +o Blanche when she enters... Stella does
that
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* Blanche:#greenroom is down loose and plucked like a goose.
*** Signoff: jmf (Leaving)
> Hnager we will present a play here in 15 mins
<Mitch> Evening, all. JJ, I'm here!
<Stella:#greenroom> Producer is in the other room... if I fuck up I'll get
it later
*Stimps* OK
<Blanche:#greenroom> Have you done this before?
> hanger ur very welcome to watch
<Hanger_18> That's cool..... what play
*Stimps* Can you op me please ?
> hanger "An irc channel named #Desire"
*** Mode change "+o Stimps" on channel #Desire by Producer
<Stella:#greenroom> I've mostly managed behind the scenes.... Kept track of
everything for Producer
<Mitch> Hi, Stuart
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*Stimps* ta
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<Stella:#greenroom> Cleaned up the casting couch after him, that sort of
thing
<Blanche:#greenroom> I've not seen any, but heard that they work out quite
well.
<^_^> :)
<Hanger_18> oh I understand now. Thanks
*** Mode change "+o Mitch" on channel #Desire by Producer
<Blanche:#greenroom> got him coffee etc?
*** steve: No such nick/channel
<Stella:#greenroom> Yeah, it's real energy when it gets going
<Hanger_18> be back in 15
<Stella:#greenroom> He says "I wish"
<Blanche:#greenroom> I think it should be fun.
*** eunice is stevesim@alfred1.u.washington.edu (same)
*** on irc via server sil.polytechnique.fr ([192.48.98.14] Ecole
Polytechnique, France)
#Desire ^_^bot H fredl@alpha.et.tudelft.nl (5 Don't play with me !)
#Desire ikkyo H ~jfrost@crash.cts.com (2 Julian Frost)
#Desire Mitch H@ don@ulysses.iol.ie (4 Derek O'Neill)
#Desire Stimps H@ andy@costain.demon.co.uk (6 Why do ya wanna know
???)
#Desire rotegen H sjw@eskimo.com (4 204.122.16.31)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire Alfa G nybacka@clavicula.mednet.gu.se (6 .)
#Desire Hanger_18 H ~Hanger@sn191007.resnet.drexel.edu (3 3)
#Desire ^_^ H ~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 will u still need
me will u still feed me when im )
#Desire dome H tom@mark.eng.mvision.com (0 Tom Ritchford (212)
306-0414)
#Desire Usher H ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 Yes, me .... :) )
#Desire Doctor H ch@chills.demon.co.uk (6 Sister Ray's older
brother)
#Desire Zobo H zobo@kolonie.dircon.co.uk (6 Zobo Kolonie)
#Desire Enter H ~wkeesen@mac-5.knoware.nl (5 crd)
#Desire BoPeep G cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#Desire heckler H ~Jim@okc27.icon.net (4 lincoln.uoknor.edu)
#Desire Erdor H ~Eddie@b09.arts.ubc.ca (2 0)
#Desire mark H@ mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<Mitch> Where is the dressing room?
<Blanche:#greenroom> I've done this on the MOOs, but not on IRC...different
energy.
<Stella:#greenroom> Actually, now that you mention it, tea would be nice.
*Stimps* could you give me a list of all actors so I can +v them
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> mitch #greenroom but there are ladies in there
<Blanche:#greenroom> And never with lines. Tea? Nah, hot black coffee for
me...
<Mitch> I don't mind
<Stella:#greenroom> But if I drink tea I'll probably have to pee during the
show.
*** Sent DCC SEND request to stimps
* Blanche:#greenroom laughs.
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<Blanche:#greenroom> Yeah...how long do they usually take?
*** DCC SEND connection to stimps[158.152.36.29,1505] established
*^_^* can u op me ????
-> *stimps* good idea... we may have no stage mgr
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast to stimps completed 0.3107 kb/sec
<ikkyo> talk jfrost@crash .cts
<Erdor> will the show be logged?
<Stella:#greenroom> Champagne's in the fridge for after... that's even
worse for pissing
<ikkyo> talk jrso
*** Mode change "+o ^_^" on channel #Desire by Producer
<Stella:#greenroom> The show usually lasts 45 mins to an hour
> erdor we are logging right now
<^_^> thanx :)
<Blanche:#greenroom> Oh I find it works quite well...
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<Erdor> =)
<ikkyo> talk jfrost/help
<Blanche:#greenroom> Oh, it seemed as though it wouldn't be so long.
<Stella:#greenroom> But the last one was a longer script, so maybe this
will go faster
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> welcome bosco
<Blanche:#greenroom> Hamnet PCBeth?
<ikkyo> -help_US QUIT
* Usher says: anyone who wants *.* type
<Stella:#greenroom> It really depends on casting. Lots of time we have to
scramble to get roles assigned
* Usher says: /msg Usher XDCC SEND #6
* Blanche:#greenroom paces nervously.
> To get a list of files I'm offering now /MSG Producer XDCC LIST
<bosco> here? or hamnet.
*** Mode change "+o ^_^bot" on channel #Desire by ^_^
<Blanche:#greenroom> How many audience members are there usually?
<Stella:#greenroom> Nervous actors not showing up.... It's a bummer.
*** Signoff: rotegen (Error 0)
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* Blanche:#greenroom smiles smarmily at Gazza.
<Stella:#greenroom> I think we had something like 150 last time (PCBeth
<Gazza:#greenroom> :)
#Desire bosco H farkel@net210.metronet.com (4 Tracie Lynette
Smithers)
#Desire BusterH H LENKENSDOF@bos1g.delphi.com (0 <BusterH>)
#Desire ^_^bot H@ fredl@alpha.et.tudelft.nl (5 Don't play with me !)
#Desire ikkyo H ~jfrost@crash.cts.com (2 Julian Frost)
#Desire Mitch H@ don@ulysses.iol.ie (4 Derek O'Neill)
#Desire Stimps H@ andy@costain.demon.co.uk (6 Why do ya wanna know
???)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire Alfa G nybacka@clavicula.mednet.gu.se (6 .)
#Desire Hanger_18 H ~Hanger@sn191007.resnet.drexel.edu (3 3)
#Desire ^_^ H@ ~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 will u still need
me will u still feed me when im )
#Desire dome H tom@mark.eng.mvision.com (0 Tom Ritchford (212)
306-0414)
#Desire Usher H ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 Yes, me .... :) )
#Desire Doctor H ch@chills.demon.co.uk (6 Sister Ray's older
brother)
#Desire Zobo H zobo@kolonie.dircon.co.uk (6 Zobo Kolonie)
#Desire Enter H ~wkeesen@mac-5.knoware.nl (5 crd)
#Desire BoPeep G cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#Desire heckler H ~Jim@okc27.icon.net (4 lincoln.uoknor.edu)
#Desire Erdor H ~Eddie@b09.arts.ubc.ca (2 0)
#Desire mark H@ mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<Gazza:#greenroom> ^BStella!^B
<Gazza:#greenroom> shit
<Stella:#greenroom> PcBeth is the one I wrote
<Blanche:#greenroom> Wowee...and they cannot speak?
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<Blanche:#greenroom> AH, congrads..
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>#hamnet> The performance of the irc-play will take place on channel
#Desire
<Stella:#greenroom> Stanley? Sweetie!!!!
-Emera|d:$*.edu- You do not have to pay for irc so dont believe a lamer who
keeps mass msging and saying you do
#hamnet do-re-MI H ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 brenda danet)
#hamnet Enter H ~wkeesen@mac-5.knoware.nl (5 crd)
#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<Mitch> Producer, where is everybody?
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<Blanche:#greenroom> That's shit
<Stella:#greenroom> Show me some pecs.
*** Signoff: Hanger_18 (shave it and dye it blue)
* Blanche:#greenroom is jealous....
<Stella:#greenroom> Excuse me.... BRB
<do-re-MI:#hamnet> hi Producer....where _is_ everybody?
-> *do-re-mi* welcome, we're on #desire
<Gazza:#greenroom> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW
or the whole chan will be de-opped...
<Blanche:#greenroom> she's off to have a baby.
*** Enter is ~wkeesen@mac-5.knoware.nl (crd)
*** on channels: #greenroom #Desire #hamnet
*** on irc via server irc.xs4all.nl ([193.78.33.42] XS4ALL, Networking for
the Masses)
<Gazza:#greenroom> Stella!
<Gazza:#greenroom> right thats ok
* dome pulls out a bag of candy wrapped in cellophane, opens the candy, and
starts sucking it noisily. He rustles his program again...
<Gazza:#greenroom> /ME is flossing his teeth with the string of a tampon
[71]
* Blanche:#greenroom is duly impressed...
<do-re-MI:#hamnet> oh...just a sec..
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<Gazza:#greenroom> sod off.
<BoPeep> ugh, my client sux
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<Gazza:#greenroom> Your ten and up twenty [92]
* Gazza:#greenroom is flossing his teeth with the string of a tampon
<Gazza:#greenroom> LLLLL AAAAAAA
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*** Signoff: BusterH (Dead Socket)
<Usher> hi do-re-me :)
<^_^> hello brenda :))
> welcome doremi, jmf
*** Gazza is now known as Stanley
<Mitch> Hi, Bo-peep
*** Signoff: ikkyo (Error 0)
* Blanche:#greenroom smirks...You could have waited until I took it out,
you beast.
*** stanley #Desire They aren't on that channel
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<jmf> Hi... I'm the Host for Weny Arons! Did she make it here yet?
*** Signoff by Gazza detected
*** Mode change "+o Stanley" on channel #Desire by Producer
<do-re-MI> hi usher, <^^>, Producer
* Blanche:#greenroom enjoys it.
<jmf> Looks like she might have been Ikkyo!
*Usher* can I offer /msg too ?
*** Mode change "+o Stanley" on channel #Desire by ^_^bot
<Usher> do-re hi :)))
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*Stimps* Later :)
<^_^> ops :)
-> *Stimps* yes
* Blanche:#greenroom grabs Stanley...
*Stimps* ... forget that (oops) :)
* Stanley:#greenroom kicks blanche where it hurts
<BoPeep> back in a bit
-> *usher* yes
*** Signoff: BoPeep (Leaving)
<Stanley:#greenroom> Sweet, huh??? Hope she unnerstands the Napoleonic code
we got in dis here chan [24]
* Stanley:#greenroom farts [26]
* Blanche:#greenroom doubles over in pain and triples in size.
<Stanley:#greenroom> Right. Y'all better behave yourself aroun' here. I
heared some stuff about you from acquain'ces who read alt.irc [28]
<Stanley:#greenroom> So tell me again, how did Blanche lose ops on
#BelleReve? [32]
<Stanley:#greenroom> Oh yeah? When??? [37]
<Stanley:#greenroom> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW
or the whole chan will be de-opped...
<Stanley:#greenroom> :
<Stanley:#greenroom> Stella!
<Stanley:#greenroom> :
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<Stanley:#greenroom> STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
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> wendy arons not here yet,no
<Stanley:#greenroom> :
<Mitch> Back in a bit too!
<Blanche:#greenroom> Mr. Kowalski, I presume? [27]
<Usher> to get list of files do /msg Usher xdcc list
*** Stimps is now known as Jazzlover
<kedo>
<Stella:#greenroom> (Returning): Stanley, honey.... Shut the FUCK up. [45]
<Stanley:#greenroom> SSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTT EEEEEEEEE LL LL AA
|
<jmf> there ishe is now! Hello Wendy!
<Stanley:#greenroom> SSSSSSSS TT EEEEE LL LL
AAAAAAAA |
<Stanley:#greenroom> SS TT EE LL LL AA
AA |
<Stanley:#greenroom> SSSSSSSS TT EEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLL LLLLLLLL AA
AA o
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<ikkyo> yes, wendy here, having problems cuz every time I hit delete, I get
loogged off.
> re, bboppeeeeep
<jmf> Don't use delete... use backspace!
*** Signoff: Random (Leaving)
<ikkyo> don't have a backspace
<BoPeep> har, someone must be on delphi
*** Enter has left channel #hamnet
<Doctor> Hehehe
<jmf> try ctrl-h!
<^_^> ikkyo try ctr -h
<^_^> :)
<BoPeep> just slash your wrists if you have vax/vms
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<ikkyo> thanks, think I'll just be an audience member and "watch"
> BoPeep: nice one!!!
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-> *bopeep* that was great I love u
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<do-re-MI> hi there Miss Mali...long time no talk... :))
> welcome zoic
> welcome ca
*BoPeep* well, you are pretty niteaux in my book, too
<Ca> hey thanks
<zoic> thanks
*** kedo is now known as Eunice
*** Mode change "+o BoPeep" on channel #Desire by ^_^
<ikkyo> Do I use ctrl-h to backspace, or to turn off the loogot - that's
logout, fucnction of the delets?
<zoic> has Heather Wagner checked in yet?
-> *^_^* stand by to play the kid
*** Mode change "+o Eunice" on channel #Desire by Producer
> zoic she's in the green romm
* dome checks his program to look for Heather Wagner. He makes a lot of
noise.
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*^_^* he ??? ok :)
<zoic> The green room?
<ikkyo> gotcha
*** Signoff: Alfa (Dead Socket)
<zoic> where's that, Am I on the wrong channel
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> Shhhh!!!!!
<zoic> hallo enter
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> zoic #greenroom is for actors only
<Enter> Doe je ook mee ?
*** Erdor is now known as _Exit
> welcome keifer
<ikkyo> is it okay to eat during the performance?
<keifer> hello
[XDCC] Sending #1 to MissMali.
<zoic> Neen, ik kijk naar een performance van een vriendin
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*Jazzlover* What's the greenroom for ?
> To get a list of files I'm offering now /MSG Producer XDCC LIST
-> *Jazzlover* for actors
<zoic> enter: en jij?
<Enter> Zoic: ah, een vriendin doet mee ?
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-> *Jazzlover* particularly Blanche who has to make a grand entrane
<MissMali> desire.cast: No such file or directory
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* dome lights up a large cigar. The smell is very unpleasant.
<Enter> Ik mag de regieaanwijzingen doen, althans een paar
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<zoic> Enter: Iemans van de NYC school of visual Arts
> welcome tooja
* dome has a fit of coughing. It goes on and on...
* Stanley gets out the fire extinguisher and sprays dome with foam!
<Usher> to get a list of files do /msg Usher Xdcc list
<Stanley> NOT IN THE AUDITORUNM OK!
*** Mode change "+o Enter" on channel #Desire by ^_^
<Eunice>
*Scene* I do not have ops
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #Desire to irc-play LIVE here
soon
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*** Mode change "+o Stella" on channel #Desire by Enter
* dome carefully wipes the foam of the cigar and puts it in a little
holder.
* dome has a fit of coughing. It goes on and on and on.
*** Mode change "+v Scene" on channel #Desire by Producer
*** Signoff: TooJa (Leaving)
<Stella> Thanks. My old friend Enter.
-> *stimps* do some +v please
*** stimps: No such nick/channel
<zoic> Enter: wat doe jij dan hier en weet je hoe je een sessie kunt loggen
zodat je er een leesbare text uit krijgt?
<MissMali> desire.cast: No such file or directory
<Stanley> zoic: Sounds double dutch to me! hahahahahahahahahahaha
*** Mode change "+vv Stella Stanley" on channel #Desire by ^_^
-> *jazzlover* do some +v please
<do-re-MI> cat: 0652-050 Cannot open desire.cast.
* dome coughs into a soiled handkerchief that he has pulled from his
pocket. Some change rolls onto the floor.
<zoic> Stanley: It is!
#Desire Stella H@ sirrah@access.thegroup.net (0 Stu Harris)
#Desire BusterH H LENKENSDOF@bos1g.delphi.com (2 <BusterH>)
#Desire rotegen H sjw@eskimo.com (4 204.122.16.31)
#Desire Tom_Waits H azimmerm@abacus.bates.edu (1 Kenneth Rexroth)
#Desire b1110010 H ~rc9e@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (3 Robert Clary)
#Desire keifer H WKSLATEN@athena.ualr.edu (3 Father Time)
#Desire Alfa G nybacka@clavicula.mednet.gu.se (6 .)
#Desire Scene H+ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#Desire Ca H root@an2CLEd023p18.bb.UVic.CA (2 root)
#Desire zoic H varlecom@xs1.xs4all.nl (5 varlecom)
#Desire MissMali H slvnzlwm@ACF2.NYU.EDU (5 Am I Really Here?)
#Desire BoPeep H@ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#Desire ikkyo H ~jfrost@crash.cts.com (2 Julian Frost)
#Desire Stanley H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (5
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#Desire jmf H ~jfrost@crash.cts.com (2 Julian Frost)
#Desire do-re-MI H ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 brenda danet)
#Desire Eunice H@ ef.14838@gcef.gc.maricopa.edu (3 ef.14838)
#Desire bosco H farkel@net210.metronet.com (4 Tracie Lynette
Smithers)
#Desire Jazzlover H@ andy@costain.demon.co.uk (6 Why do ya wanna know
???)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire ^_^ H@ ~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 will u still need
me will u still feed me when im )
#Desire dome H tom@mark.eng.mvision.com (0 Tom Ritchford (212)
306-0414)
#Desire Usher H ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 Yes, me .... :) )
#Desire Doctor H@ ch@chills.demon.co.uk (6 Sister Ray's older
brother)
#Desire Zobo H zobo@kolonie.dircon.co.uk (6 Zobo Kolonie)
#Desire Enter H@ ~wkeesen@mac-5.knoware.nl (5 crd)
#Desire heckler H ~Jim@okc27.icon.net (4 lincoln.uoknor.edu)
#Desire _Exit H ~Eddie@b09.arts.ubc.ca (2 0)
#Desire mark H@ mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
* zoic wears his lag-sucks.
*** Mode change "+vv Usher Alfa" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
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<^_^> is blanche here ?
<MissMali> what's the trick to reading the program here?
<BuuBu> Hi all
* zoic steps into a flying horizontal coma.
> Yes blanche is here
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-> *^_^* she's in #greenroom
*^_^* do u want me to play the-kid and pablo ?
* dome looks through his program for Blanche.
-> *^_^* the kid only
<ikkyo> how do I get a program?
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<MissMali> pssst Brenda have you read your program yet?
<zoic> Enter: Good Luck!
*^_^* ok :)
* Alfa is getting nervous ..
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* Stella thinks #desire is appropriately sleazy today.
> heh
<LordVedar> YO !!! ALL!!!
<ikkyo> Excuse me, where's the house manager, I would like to purchase? a
program!
* dome reads out loud from the program to MissMali...>look, this word's in
*French!*<
* Producer thinks stella is right
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*** Mode change "+o Mitch" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
<Stanley> You mean we have some conservative MPs here tonight?
*** Mode change "+o Mitch" on channel #Desire by Producer
<Stanley> hehehehehehehehehehe
<Doctor> Oh ...
<zoic> does anybody know how to log this without all the additional
information displayed in the file?
* Stella thinks everyone should have Southern names, like Billy Bob and
Emma Sue
*** Mode change "+o Eunice" on channel #Desire by Producer
<jmf> h
<ikkyo> by, julian - thanks for the ho help.
* dome coughs, rackingly. He spits onto the floor.
*** Mode change "+mti+v ^_^" on channel #Desire by ^_^
*** LordVedar has left channel #desire
*** steve is sarrowoo@isisa.oit.unc.edu (Stephen Arrowood)
*** on channels: #evolution
*** on irc via server poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (University of Virginia 2.8.20)
<Stella> jmf: i
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*** Signoff: rotegen (rotegen)
<Stanley> wha? WHo makes it invisible?
<^_^> sorry :)
> darn it, where are those netwhores???
<Stanley> thats better1
* dome takes out some cologne and applies it liberally. You suppress the
urge to sneeze.
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<Stella> Stanley, for chrissake, can't you put a shirt on for the show?
*** Mode change "+o Mitch" on channel #Desire by Producer
<youser> producer: take them to the "casting couch"
<Stanley> stella: It's too darn (note the in character words) hot!
<Enter> Very nervous to begin
<ikkyo> Um, I don't like to be a s pest, but I'd rellly like to know
where/how to get a prg that's program.
<Mitch> Stella, the chest toupee cost too much. Stanley has to show it off.
-> *^_^* stella, stanley, eunice, steve, mitch, pablo must be +o
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* Stanley takes another glass of the wine
*** Mode change "+o Scene" on channel #Desire by BoPeep
*Trudy* take a cold shower!
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*** Trudy is tdiehl@comp.uark.edu (Trudy J. Diehl)
*** on channels: #Desire
*** on irc via server irc.iastate.edu (Iowa State Alternate Reality Server)
<Stella> Ikkyo: ask the Usher.
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*^_^* steve is here ??? dont see him and pablo... should it be me ?
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> ikkyo it's /msg producer xdcc send #1
* Alfa leans back in the chair and quietly sips his whisky
[XDCC] Sending #1 to do-re-MI.
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[XDCC] Sending #1 to ikkyo.
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-> *^_^* he was here
*^_^* steve is here ??? dont see him and pablo... should it be me ?
* dome expectorates expectantly.
[XDCC] Sending #1 to Eunice.
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<^_^> ok producer all the others are +o
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#Desire Pro H paul@sunshine.cs.biu.ac.il (6 I'm unbelievable)
#Desire Merchant H dehaneyl@hp.cuug.ab.ca (3 The Merchant of Venice)
#Desire m_anglin H m_anglin@pentagon.io.com (5 Mary Anglin)
#Desire Mitch H@ don@ulysses.iol.ie (4 Derek O'Neill)
#Desire Trudy H tdiehl@comp.uark.edu (2 Trudy J. Diehl)
#Desire Frisko H ~sceteras@sceteras.extern.ucsd.edu (3 Yowza!)
#Desire Stella H@ sirrah@access.thegroup.net (0 Stu Harris)
#Desire Tom_Waits H azimmerm@abacus.bates.edu (1 Kenneth Rexroth)
#Desire b1110010 H ~rc9e@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (3 Robert Clary)
#Desire keifer H WKSLATEN@athena.ualr.edu (3 Father Time)
#Desire Alfa G+ nybacka@clavicula.mednet.gu.se (6 .)
#Desire Scene H@ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#Desire zoic H varlecom@xs1.xs4all.nl (5 varlecom)
#Desire MissMali H slvnzlwm@ACF2.NYU.EDU (5 Am I Really Here?)
#Desire BoPeep H@ cls9b@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (0 Humpty
Dumpty.......was pushed)
#Desire ikkyo H ~jfrost@crash.cts.com (2 Julian Frost)
#Desire Stanley H@ ~absgh@phoenix.bath.ac.uk (5
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~abpgah/home.html)
#Desire do-re-MI H ~msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 brenda danet)
#Desire Eunice H@ ef.14838@gcef.gc.maricopa.edu (3 ef.14838)
#Desire bosco H farkel@net210.metronet.com (4 Tracie Lynette
Smithers)
#Desire Jazzlover H@ andy@costain.demon.co.uk (6 Why do ya wanna know
???)
#Desire Slackers H ~mvc@panix3.panix.com (4 Mike Vancleave)
#Desire ^_^ H@ ~mshaya@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 will u still need
me will u still feed me when im )
#Desire dome H tom@mark.eng.mvision.com (0 Tom Ritchford (212)
306-0414)
#Desire Usher H+ ~mstsam@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il (5 Yes, me .... :) )
#Desire Doctor H@ ch@chills.demon.co.uk (6 Sister Ray's older
brother)
#Desire Zobo H zobo@kolonie.dircon.co.uk (6 Zobo Kolonie)
#Desire Enter H@ ~wkeesen@mac-5.knoware.nl (5 crd)
#Desire heckler H ~Jim@okc27.icon.net (4 lincoln.uoknor.edu)
#Desire _Exit H ~Eddie@b09.arts.ubc.ca (2 0)
#Desire mark H@ mark@access.thegroup.net (2 DTG 220-8601)
#Desire gronk H@ ~steve@ssespool.esnet.com (4 *Unknown*)
#Desire Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (0 The Tijuana Piss Artist)
<Stanley> Well spelled Alfa.. A single malt of some description I hope?
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<Stanley> Whoops. must besilent. No talking so the crowd can hear me eh?
*** okke is now known as _Steve
* Enter kisses his girlfriend
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*** Mode change "+v _Exit" on channel #Desire by Producer
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*** Mode change "+o MissMali" on channel #Desire by Enter
*** Mode change "+o _Steve" on channel #Desire by ^_^
<anna> hello?
<Tom_Waits> I've lost my equalibrium, my car keys and my pride
<anna> is there a play here?
<Usher> soon :)
<^_^> yes anna
<^_^> soon
<anna> oh :)
-> *^_^* I'm waiting for netwhores
<Stanley> anna: Indeed .about to start pretty soon Ihope
[XDCC] Sending #1 to Frisko.
<Mitch> I need a Jameson
*** Mode change "-o MissMali" on channel #Desire by Producer
<Stella> Stanley is worried about his phone bill.
*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #greenroom
*** Users on #greenroom: Producer MissMali Stanley Enter @Blanche
<Blanche> To enter the #desire room...
*^_^* the mexican is here ?
*** You are now talking to channel #desire
<Blanche:#greenroom> Hi producer.
* Stella thinks she's lagged
<Stanley:#greenroom> Who knows the secret of the black magic box?
-> *^_^* nope... its the netwhores we need... maybe I'll do A, you do B,
but we can't sign off
<Stanley> I bloody well am I can tell you!
<Tom_Waits> what is a play?
* Blanche:#greenroom learned that in Kindergarten...ha.
<Mitch> No, Merchant, what's that?
*** Signoff: Trudy (Leaving)
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*** Signoff: _Steve (brb)
-> *^_^* OK????
<Blanche:#greenroom> WHat is the color of a ripe read beat?
<Eunice> i
<Stanley> Tom: A good philosophical question. I would be willing to discuss
it with you at some time, but not right now please?
<Eunice>
<Eunice>
<ikkyo> -Help_US-DCC
<Blanche:#greenroom> How do I know when to enter? How? How?
<Stanley:#greenroom> Stuoid idiot. Nobody knows it.
<Tom_Waits> what is a play?
-> *usher* change to _The now please curtain up soon
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> CURTAIN IN FIVE MINUTES
<Stanley:#greenroom> It's like.... Just because the lady loves.. milk trya
<Stanley:#greenroom> tray even
*^_^* wich lines are we talking ?
<Blanche:#greenroom> SHows you how much YOU know...they only tell the twits
that noone knows it...
*** okke is now known as _Steve
<Stanley:#greenroom> Curtain in five minutes
<Mitch> ie is Ireland, after that, who knows? - I can check if you like.
*** Signoff: b1110010 (Leaving)
<Stella> A play's the thing...
*** Usher is now known as _The
*_The* ok
*** Eunice is now known as Kedo
*** Mode change "+o _Steve" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
-> *^_^* netwhoreB has 6 and 7
*** Kedo is now known as Eunice
* Blanche:#greenroom wraps the curtain about her supple body and exclaims:
Tomorrow is another day!
<Tom_Waits> yeah....
*_The* waiting for your cue ... :)
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<Stella> Is "sweat" here yet?
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<Blanche:#greenroom> Oh, shit...I think I loaded the wrong aliases.
<Stanley> hahaha
<Stanley:#greenroom> nice one!
<Blanche:#greenroom> I don't know nothin bout birthin babies!
*** Producer has changed the topic on channel #Desire to irc-play in
progress
*^_^* ill do what ever u say just say... am i pablo ??? kid ??? or networea
or all of them ?
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<Scene> hey b111
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<Stanley:#greenroom> Don;t bugger it up though will you?
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* Blanche:#greenroom sulks...do you really think I would?
<Stanley:#greenroom> I hope you have all my cues on the end of your lines
-> *^_^* NetwhoreB, not A... and Kid
<Cat> hello all
-> *_the* thanks
<Stanley:#greenroom> the litle nubers in the [..]
<Nrunner> PLAY?
<Mitch> Hi!
> welcome cat
*^_^* and... without leaving ???? why not leaving and coming back ?
<Stella> Cat: As in Maggie the....?
<Stanley:#greenroom> like whenI do
<Stanley:#greenroom> Sweet, huh??? Hope she unnerstands the Napoleonic code
we got in dis here chan [24]
<Bowman> Hi all
<Stanley:#greenroom> theres the cue for 25 etc
*** Signoff: Nrunner (Leaving)
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<Cat> no as in Cat the Man
-> *^_^* leave if you like but I cannot
<Mitch> Stella, behave.
*disaster* hi this is karen, my slip account won't work, and I couldn't
print out the script, not to mention, this is the first time in three days
I've gotten any connection at all on netcom!
<Mitch> :)
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<Stella> Mitch, you're a wet rag.
-> *disaster* we are waiting 4u
*** Cat is now known as CatMan
<Stella> It's the New Orleans heat, no doubt.
<CatMan> bowman you here?
<Mitch> :) :) :) :) :)
*^_^* u can leave and come back imidiatly no ???? ill orgenize it with my
bot that u'll be op again
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<Tom_Waits> Desire? a play? this is odd....what the hell is IRC and what is
going on here?
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-> *^_^* nope it means not just leaving the chan but irc
> welcome lance
*** DCC SEND connection to Frisko[137.110.108.249,1361] established
<CatMan> what is a play?
<Lance> hello all
<Tom_Waits> yes! :)
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/desire.cast to Frisko completed 0.2719 kb/sec
> CURTAIN UP 3 MINS
<Stanley> A play is when a group of actors get together on a stage and
pretend to be other people doing things
<zoic> k
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<CatMan> im in please
<Stella> Tom_Waits (alias clueless): Yes this is a play... a takeoff on
Streetcar Named Desire. It's scripted, not improvisation, tho.
>#greenroom> CURTAIN UP 3 MINS EVERYONE
<Mitch> Deep that, Stanley.
*disaster* help--I don't have my lines! I can't access the account they
were seent to--if you e-mail them to kay@netcom.com I may be able to pick
them up nwo and come back, I'm so sorry--Netcom sucks!
*** jxm1419 is now known as MrOnion
<Stanley> 3 mins to curtain
*^_^* so maybe fined someone alse ??? its pity i *love* the linesignoff
(and that's line (8) and u can stick it up your ass ) :)
<Stanley> whoops
<ikkyo> a play's a thing - or is it the play's the thing? I still can't
figure out how to get the darned program. I feel like such a beginner...
<Stanley:#greenroom> ahh!
<Tom_Waits> ahh yes...I understand NOW:)!
<CatMan> can i perform here?
<m_anglin> Hi - don't mind me, I'm new here
* Scene laughs....who says it isn't improvised?
-> *DISASTER* way too late for e-mail
*** Signoff: Blanche (Ping timeout)
<CatMan> bowman where are you?
<^_^> steve come back yet ?/
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* dome looks at his watch. He puts it to his ear and starts to wind it.
It clearly needs oiling very badly.
<Tom_Waits> nope:)
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<^_^> STEVE is hERE ???
<_The> hi pix :)
*** blanche: No such nick/channel
<ikkyo> we need some heat in the auditorium, please.
<^_^> pixie :)
<Stella> Catman: You need to ask Producer. He's giving out lines.
<Bowman> right here
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* dome starts to tap the dial of his watch. He then puts it to his ear
again.
*disaster* aaaaaargh I'm so sorry, I've been trying to get on nearly an
hour
*^_^* give the line to pixie!
*** Signoff: Slackers (azure.acsu.buffalo.edu *.eskimo.com)
* Lance tries to makea scene
* MisterE yawns
<CatMan> what are you doing bowman?
* Pro wonders who's getting the profits...except for telco, of course :)
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> catman u can be "mosquitos"
<Bowman> am right here
<Stanley> Bloody British Telecom (bastards) are making a fortune out of e
right now!
*** Starting conversation with catman
* dome pulls out a very large bag of extra crunchy potato chips.
-> *catman* here is your line
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<Mitch> So are Telecom Eireann :)
* Stella wonders who all these bag people are onstage.
*** Mode change "+o Slackers" on channel #Desire by Enter
*disaster* --is there anyway I c could still be of help?
*** Mode change "+o Slackers" on channel #Desire by Enter
> /ME buzz desultorily... [81]
<lisabee> what is wrong, Stanley dear?
<Stanley> anyone fancy a glass of wine?
*** Mode change "+v CatMan" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
<Pixie> Haya, Tsam, Olof :)
*** Ending conversation with catman
<Mitch> Please, Stanley
<Pro> stanley: bastards r bastards everywere...
<Mitch> That would be lovely
-> *disaster* I can't see it
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<_The> pix :)
<Stella> Stanley, real men don't drink wine.
<m_anglin> MrOnion: It's an on-line play.
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* Stanley pours a glass for mitch
-> *disaster* curtain going up
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<Mitch> On IRC they do, thank you
<Stanley> sod right off stella I am not on stage YET
<Stella> Stanley should stay in character and drink Bud.
*** Value of INSERT_MODE set to OFF
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*** blanche: No such nick/channel
<CatMan> Stella......
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<Mitch> I'll drink anything (I'm Irish)
* sleeples wonders what play you are preforming?
<CatMan> thats the only line i know
<Stella> Yes, Catman....???
<Blanche:#greenroom> hello?
-> *blanche* STAND BY CURTAIN GOING UP
<Blanche:#greenroom> I got knocked off.
<Stanley:#greenroom> hello
<CatMan> only line i knew
<Stanley:#greenroom> Oh dear
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<Blanche:#greenroom> Oh shit...I panicked.
++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 2: THE PERFORMANCE +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Return to ToC
> QUIET PLEASE!!! CURTAIN GOING UP
<Mitch> An IRC channell named Desire
-> *_the* CUE CURTAIN
* dome pulls a handful of chips from the bag. He starts to eat them.
Crunc, crunch, crunch.
* Blanche:#greenroom shits.
*^_^* so who will be pablo ?
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<Pixie> duh.
<Blanche:#greenroom> Peeuuww!!! What a place!!! How unlike that beautiful
channel #BelleReve I used to be chanop on...[11]
<Stanley> Mitch: It's a Kerner 1993, made by Mumfords vineyards, just
outside Bath (Where I live) and *I* picked the grapes for this wine last
year!
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<CatMan> sshhh
*lisabee* hey...Gazza said that an american mag was talking about this
play...which one and which issue? :)
*** Signoff: Pixie (Leaving)
<do-re-MI> Audience quiets down, a hush comes over the auditorium
<Mitch> Mmmmm.
* MrEd sits back and munches on some popcorn
<Stanley:#greenroom> curtain going up now.. want to join us on #desire?
-> *_the* CUE CURTAIN
<Blanche:#greenroom> me? can i now?
* dome feels a hush come over him.
<Stanley:#greenroom> ye
<Blanche:#greenroom> or should I wait?
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* Pro shoots the lights (handy shotgun :)
<Enter> ssssssstttttttt
<Stanley:#greenroom> see you on.. break a leg beautiful
<Stanley:#greenroom> now
-> *blanche* NO!!!!!
<dome> sh, SHHH!
* Blanche:#greenroom kisses you.
* sleeples listens for the opening notes?`
* Stanley:#greenroom gives B a big hug
*** Stanley has left channel #greenroom
*_The* shl ]
*^_^* whois pablo ?
-> *blanche* he's full o shit don't enter yet
-> *^_^* mark
<Blanche:#greenroom> Oh okay...close one.
* Stanley clears his throat quietly backstage
-> *_the* CUE THAT CURTAIN!!!!!
*_The* what going on ?
<Mitch> Mitch prays silently
* Stella chews her long red fingernails.
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<Blanche:#greenroom> Grrr....I'll get him...
<_The> i just did
*zoic* can I leave for a sec and return or is the channel closed...
-> *_the* DO LINE 1 FER CHRISSAKE
<Eunice>
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<_The> _The curtain rises [1]
* Scene 1: A sleazy irc channel. A few net-whores are hanging around
waiting for blow-job-ees. Honky tonk music can be heard by
those with .wav decoders. [2]
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*** Producer is now known as NetwhoreA
*** Bowman has left channel #desire
*** ^_^ is now known as netwhoreb
<Blanche:#greenroom> how gauche.
*lisabee* tell me....
<iiii> pro so what's going on?
<Blanche:#greenroom> !
-> *jazzlover* CUE
*** netwhoreb is now known as netwhoreB
<ikkyo> shhhhh!
*Stanley* Pssst,.. are going to have some modes on the channel to keep
peiople quiet?
-> *jazzlover* CUE!!!!!!!!
*** Signoff: sniper01 (Ping timeout)
* MrEd munch munch
<dome> shhh!
<Jazzlover> *snap* *snap* .. Kewl sounds man .. heheheh [3]
<ikkyo> shhh!
<Tom_Waits> ?
> Want a girlfriend, baby??? [4]
<Jazzlover> I'd rather have ops, man ... *snap* *snap* [5]
<netwhoreB> aw, leave him alone.lets go back to #bdsm (6)
<Blanche:#greenroom> When do I go on? Soon? When? When?
<netwhoreB> signoff .... (line{7})
* NetwhoreA is outta here.... that's line [8] and you can stick it up yer
ass
* sleeples comments to the man beside her this is so lifelike!
* Blanche:#greenroom paces nervously.
*** Signoff: disaster (Leaving)
*** NetwhoreA is now known as Producer
*** Signoff: netwhoreB ((line (7))
<_Exit> Jazzlover, chuckling to himself [9]
*** Tom_Waits has left channel #Desire
-> *blanche* CUE!!!!!
* Blanche:#greenroom has another cigarette.
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*** Blanche has left channel #greenroom
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*** Mode change "+o Blanche" on channel #Desire by Enter
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<Blanche> Peeuuww!!! What a place!!! How unlike that beautiful channel
#BelleReve I used to be chanop on...[11]
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<Blanche> Unfortunately, we lost #BelleReve...the deop/kick/ban wars lasted
for months...[12]
* Eunice throws jambalaya left-overs down the wrought-iron balcaony above,
NARROWLY missing Blance [13]
*** TommyD has left channel #desire
<Blanche> The long parade of ircop /KILL notices...Such a shame, such a
shame...So I've come over here to get ops from my sister Stella...[14]
*** Mode change "+v kid" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
* Enter Stella [15]
<Stella> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
<Blanche> Stella! Stella-for-star!!! [17]
<Stella> Blanche!!!!!!!! Baby sister, you made it!!!!!!! [16]
*** Mode change "+o Blanche" on channel #Desire by Stella
<Stella> Let's have a little toast to sisterhood. [Hands cut-glass carafe
of
<Stella> whiskey to Blanche.] Hey, honey, save some for me! [18]
*** Signoff: lisabee (Leaving)
-> *_THE* audio
<Blanche> Oh, don't mind me. So what's the setup here? [19]
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*** Mode change "+o Pixie" on channel #Desire by Enter
* sleeples wonders quietly if y`all really study theater?`
<Stella> Well my old man Stanley is a bit of a redneck - but what pecs
(sigh).
<Stella> Actually he's a total slob.
<Stella> Fortunately he's often away in channels like #bowling and
#drinking.
<Stella> Oops, here he comes... [20]
* Blanche goes to the bathroom (NOT FOR THE LAST TIME) [21]
* Enter Stanley in torn T-shirt and filthy Levis [22]
<Stella> Hi, baby.. my sweet sister Blanche has joined the channel
<Stella> -- but she's /AWAY just now. You've got to be nice to her. [23]
* MrEd drinks his rootbeer
* Blanche returns, adjusting her gossamer gown [25]
* Producer says: anyone who wants Pic of stanley type
* Producer says: /msg Producer XDCC SEND #4
[XDCC] Files stanley.jpg added to Pack #4
* Stanley farts [26]
*** Signoff: csc465 (Error 0)
<Blanche> Mr. Kowalski, I presume? [27]
<Stanley> Right. Y'all better behave yourself aroun' here. I heared some
stuff about you from acquain'ces who read alt.irc [28]
<Blanche> I'm sure I don't know what you mean by that. Besides, nothing on
alt.irc is true -- I thought everybody knew that! [29]
*** Steve is ~okke@kali.cc.ruu.nl (o.dekoninck)
*** on channels: @#Desire
*** on irc via server irc.sci.kun.nl (University of Nijmegen, The
Netherlands)
* Scene 2: The poker game. Blanche is /AWAY (in the bathroom again)
Zeveral cupz of zome 'beverage' sit untouched on the poker
table.
[30]
<Steve> Five-card stud. One-eyed jacks wild [31]
[XDCC] Sending #4 to Zobo.
<Stanley> So tell me again, how did Blanche lose ops on #BelleReve? [32]
[XDCC] Sending #2 to do-re-MI.
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<Stella> I think I'm going to have a baby [33]
<Eunice> SHIT !! I smell burning ... I musta left the chicken gumbo on
the stove upstairs ... [34]
[XDCC] Sending #4 to Slackers.
[XDCC] Sending #3 to do-re-MI.
<Mitch> If that lady doesn't get out of the goddam bathroom in 30 seconds
<dances from foot to toof? I'm going to piss all over this chann [36]
[XDCC] Sending #4 to do-re-MI.
<Stanley> Oh yeah? When??? [37]
*** DCC SEND connection to Zobo[193.128.226.21,1071] established
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<Stella> Who drank all the whiskey? [38]
* Blanche comes in, adjusting her miniskirt and holster [39]
[XDCC] Sending #4 to zoic.
<Mitch> About time. Hmmmmm . . . nice ass, btw [40]
<Blanche> Don't get any ideas, Buster >hic!< [41]
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<Stella> ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE AN
IRC
[XDCC] Sending #4 to Merchant.
<Stella> CONVERSATION -- NOBODY'S MAKING ANY SENSE!!!! EVERYBODY
OUT!!!!!!!!!!! [42]
*** DCC SEND connection to Merchant[204.50.6.8,3696] established
[XDCC] Sending #4 to Frisko.
*** Mode change "-o Blanche" on channel #Desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o Stanley" on channel #Desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o Eunice" on channel #Desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o Steve" on channel #Desire by Stella
*** Mode change "-o Mitch" on channel #Desire by Stella
*** Stella has been kicked off channel #Desire by Scene (Scene)
<Scene> *** MASS KICK/BAN/DEOP PROTECTION ACTIVATED ***
<BoPeep> *** MASS KICK/BAN/DEOP PROTECTION ACTIVATED ***
* sleeples says thank you for the show
*** Mode change "+o Blanche" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
*** Mode change "+o Eunice" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
*** Stella (sirrah@access.thegroup.net) has joined channel #desire
*** DCC SEND connection to Frisko[137.110.108.249,1345] established
*** csc465 (~csc465@cent1.lancs.ac.uk) has joined channel #desire
<Stanley> Holy shit!!! A mass de-op!!!! Come back here RIGHT NOW or the
whole chan will be de-opped...
*** Mode change "+o Stella" on channel #Desire by Enter
<Stanley> :
*** Mode change "+o Mitch" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
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* Stella flounces out [43]
<Stanley> Stella!
[XDCC] Sending #1 to Merchant.
* dome laughs
*** DCC SEND connection to Merchant[204.50.6.8,3698] established
<Stanley> STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!
<Stanley> SSSS TTTT EEEE LLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
[XDCC] Sending #2 to Merchant.
<Stanley> SSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTT EEEEEEEEE LL LL AA |
*** Signoff: csc465 (Leaving)
*** DCC SEND connection to Merchant[204.50.6.8,3702] established
<Stanley> SSSSSSSS TT EEEEE LL LL AAAAAAAA |
*** Mode change "+o Steve" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
<Stanley> SS TT EE LL LL AA AA |
<Stanley> SSSSSSSS TT EEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLL LLLLLLLL AA AA o
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<Stanley> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
* zoic cackles.
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
[XDCC] Sending #3 to Merchant.
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
*** DCC SEND connection to Merchant[204.50.6.8,3704] established
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/wagner to Merchant completed 0.627 kb/sec
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
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<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
-> *steve* well done that was good
<Stanley> SSSSS TTTTT
* Blanche yawns.
<Stanley> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
*** sleeples has left channel #desire
<Stanley> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TTTTT
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
*Steve* thank you :)
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
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<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
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<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
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<janna> alfa?
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLL
*** Colin has left channel #desire
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<janna> alfa?
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLL
*** xcb (Shabtay_Ge@192.114.191.52) has joined channel #hamnet
<Stanley> EEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<janna> alfaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
<Stanley> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Stanley> :
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAAAA
*** DCC SEND:/usr5/sirrah/heather.gif to Merchant completed 0.4745 kb/sec
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAAAAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
*** xcb has left channel #hamnet
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<janna> what the heck is this?
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
-> *janna* it's a play
<Stanley> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAA AAAAA
<Stanley> [44]
<TommyD> somebnody kick him off!
<Stella> (Returning): Stanley, honey.... Shut the FUCK up. [45]
* Stanley shuts the FUCK up [46]
*** Mode change "+o Stanley" on channel #Desire by Jazzlover
* Scene 3: The following day. Nothing happens in this scene because
Blanche is in the bathroom the entire time. Audio effects
are available. Olfactory data can be accessed by those with
.poo decoders. [47]
* _The bathroom gurgles and sweats .... [48]
<ikkyo> wild applause - that was great! method acting!!
* dome laughs hysterically!
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* Scene 4: Later that day.
(What a lame Scene. Who wrote this stuff? Scene was considering
a strike, what with Blanche never leaving the bathroom.
Instead, Scene decides to take matters into her own hands...)
[49]
<kid> KNOCK kNOCK!!!!!!!!! (50)
<Blanche> Come in, Honey [51]
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<Viper10> +
<Smitta> msg/ Chasch Vous connaissez /Will?
* MrEd sits back in his chair
<Smitta> * PF16 UNDEFINED
<kid> er.... i'm collecting for my school fund.spare a buck ? (52)
*** Mode change "+m" on channel #Desire by Producer
<Blanche> I have something far more precious to offer...[53]
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* Blanche throws open her robe [54]
*Stanley* at last!
<kid> christ ,lady --- you gotta problem (55)
*** Mode change "+v kid" on channel #Desire by Producer
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<_Exit> kid, retching [56]
*** Jazzlover is now known as Honky
*** Mode change "+v _Exit" on channel #Desire by Producer
* Scene 5: It's two A.M. that evening. Mitch and Blanche come in. Blanche
would have liked to see "The Wild One", but it hasn't been
filmed yet. (She just adores Marlon Brando...) Instead, they
probably went out on the waterfront at the Amusement Park,
since Blanche carries a Mae West doll. Mitch wouldn't carry
it, because guys and dolls don't mix.
[57]
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*** Mode change "-o al" on channel #Desire by Producer
<Blanche> MEan spirited, boorish filthy minded little hu huh uh [58]
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* Blanche is lost for words. [59]
<Mitch> I don't think you should talk about MY MOTHER like that, Blanche
[60]
*** Signoff: iiii (Leaving)
<Mitch> Well, er ... er ... er ... em ... that is, I'm embarrasse4d
because, I ... er em ... that is to say, you could say that I sweat a lot,
uc [62]
<Blanche> I don't think we hsould be talkingabout your MOTHER at all Mitch.
<Blanche> We're supposed to be on a date!
<Blanche> On my!!! It's so HOT!!!
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<Blanche> Why dont you take off your jacket? And your jock strap? [61]
-> *blanche* go right on with 63
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<Blanche> Hmmm...do you speak French?
<Blanche> [63]
<Mitch> Moi? < Tosses blonde tresses back> Well, er ...
<Blanche> Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir??? [65]
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<Mitch> Maybe you need to /JOIN #francais [66]
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<Blanche> Never mind.....>sigh< Goodnight. [67]
* Scene 6: Same blasted heath. OOPS! Wrong play! A thousand pardons...
A table is set for Blanche's birthday supper, with cake and
flowers. Two gifts, a glass menagerie and a miniature blue
piano music box, have been opened and rest in their boxes.
The blue piano is playing The Merry Widow Waltz. [67]
<Doctor> 0.
<Stanley> If that woman doesn't come out of the bathroom in 20 seconds, I'm
going to shit in the birthday cake, I swear. [69]
<Stella> Hush, Stanley. Blanche, we're waiting!! [70]
* Stanley is flossing his teeth with the string of a tampon
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<Stanley> [71]
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* Stella groans [72]
*** Mode change "+o heckler" on channel #Desire by Enter
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* Enter Blanche VERY nonchalantly [73]
*** Mode change "+o Eunice" on channel #Desire by Enter
*** Mode